Good news, everyone!

Good news, everyone!

I've invented a device that makes you read this in your head, in my voice!

Lol

Holy god damn...

It worked... IT REALLY WORKED.

Man, I really wish they'd bring it back.

Brilliant

Simbly... Ebin. :'DDD

you mean, you're up for another round?

nah, they had a really great ending, I'd leave it at that. it could only get worse

Farnswerth you silly gooker, stop making silly posts and go to bed

That's nothing faggot.
I've just invented a machine that makes you
>read this line in a different voice

not working user try harder

It works!

Bird Person

Who is this XD

totally worked! great invention. now get back to the finger longerer that needs work

didn't. there was just a pause. second time I read it it was a belch.

That's ebough dubs, kiddos. Now go to sleep.

Added

Guess you're right. Good things have to end, eventually.

Who is it? Haven't seen new rick and marty yet,.

Looks like we have some breaking news everybody it seems OP is a massive fagot that sucks huge cocks, and it doesn't look like hes going to stop any time soon. Back to you Ollie Williams with tonights weather.

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>tfw you'll never see a new episode of futurama
most of it went over my head anyway

Good one, OP. It worked on me

Children's cartoons.

that has been around fir years.
as i am generation i can safely tell since the crimean war that dolly oatmeal the famous jackalopean znorclopn playr has been controlling an oscilloscope inside my head and streams data.

> . . . - - - . . .

^ any one know what that means.

srsly.
not jkn.
TheLittleGenderfluidThatCriedPsychosis

Yep. And once it's that, you can only blow your head out or keep walking to the grave. What a dumb load to take.

I don't watch children's cartoons enough to remember that cunts voice.

which load though.

also, what was that?
...---... ?

Idiots.

>I watch children's cartoons

The only load you've been given.
Remember to drink plenty of water.
It's a dumb plan, but we're fucked either way.

nah, the > was just a belch

Kek I didn't see your comment till this faggot tagged us both in the same post, glad I'm not the only adult here.

nope.jpg
Futurama's demographic wasn't children.

>the only adult here
the only adults that don't like Futurama are dumbass Trumpsters too stupid to understand it.

Don't worry about it. How big is your dick.

Its like 16 year old humor bro, I bet you like the US version of the office and TBBT? Shit like Archer? Basic comedy for American tards. Kek.

>likes futurama
>calls someone a dumbass

Kek, have another burger you retard fat fuck American. Nice taste in "comedy"

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Yeah, totally agree. Space is big and robots. Now lets get down to the business at hand. How big is your dick.

Its MASSIVE

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SeeFaggot cunt

You boys like "laugh track" humor? Retard lowest common denominator humour for retards. In real life your the weird fat cunt pissing his pants in the supermarket, remember that.

drinking water is always a good thing.
though if one us trying to cleans ones piss, heard that ammonia (ammonium?!) is good.
can't imagine it would be the best thing as a po/oral route, but to mix wuth the pee?
must look it up....


you know what boils my piss though, user?
when you're at a café or some sort of establishment that serves food and drink,
and,
one requests water, and the waitress/waiter writes down
"H20".
it tends to come across as extremely dwanky & up themselves.
i mean noone wanders around saying, i say freddie! the O2 is spiffing today!
/rant.

>circumcised

Next time I'm in the late 90s I'll let them know they were wrong

Nice damage control, have fun with your basic as fuck poop/pee jokes. I can smell your Adam Sandler DVD collection from here

Do I call you a nigger or a faggot here?

Futurama doesn't have a laugh track, shit-for-brains.

It does as a watch it that robot says ass

It should, its lame enough for one.

>I like basic retard humor

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That nigger ruined every movie he was in, smug fucking monkey. Kek.

stfu. greatest actor of our time. learn some respect.

Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that makes you
>read this line in a different voice

holy shit ...

remember when it was after Fry said then you didn't.

Farnsworth and Rick are so similar.

both of them just invent off the wall crazy shit for no reason, don't give a fuck. both want to die but are to afraid to kill themselves.

The only difference being Rick is half his age. so he's more physically fit.

They both discovered a way to travel into the multiverse. lab coats over a blue shirt...

shit-for-brains.