Is Sup Forums looking forward to Yoga Hosers?

Is Sup Forums looking forward to Yoga Hosers?

>Two 15-year-old yoga enthusiasts (Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith) join forces with a legendary man-hunter (Johnny Depp) to battle Canadian Nazis who take the form of deadly sausages.

youtube.com/watch?v=ITVxdU51ciE

If I ever met Kevin Smith irl, I'd kill him for the benefit of film enthusiasts everywhere.

Gonna take that as a "no"

fake and gay. kys.

Not really.

Kevin Smith is an idiot and a hack

is she still sad cause of Amber leaving?

>wanting to get your plain jane daughter in the industry this bad...

Kevin has gone off the deep end as of late, Tusk and that segment from Holidays? Jesus Christ someone needs to put a leash on this man.

fuck no...and I liked Tusk more than most.

Is it just me, but I want to fuck Lily-Rose in the ass.

Who gives a fuck.

If it was you Sup Forums would say the same damn thing.

He is nothing more than a fucking nerd who is getting to live out every fantasy he has ever had.

And jesus Tusk was a great bad movie. Its like Troll 2, in 20 years every one will be acting like its the greatest thing that they and only they liked.

It's totally normal

I fully support Kevin Smith making retarded shit like this.

It's like he's stepped into filling the modern Troma niche. It's legitimately awful shit that is still enjoyable to watch because it was made by people who actually care about it and had fun making it.

I enjoyed Red State and Tusk so yes. I don't get the massive hate. Guess people hate shit that's unique.

>teenagers don't care about Kevin Smith
>Kevin Smith fans don't care about teenagers

lol great idea Kev. nothing slays the box office better than a movie for no audience.

He's making 5 million dollar movies that have zero advertising budget and have already paid for themselves by the time the VOD distribution rights are sold.

I don't think his business model gives a shit about box office.

A NEENER NARNY?

>name your daughter Harley Quinn
>turns out to be an ugly troll

Why does Depp's daughter look so much like Natalie Portman?

>not wanting to make a porno with 18 year old Harley Quinn dressed up as Harley Quinn and thanking Kevin Smith at the end of it after the cumshot
It really would be the best way possible to fuck with fatfuck himself.

I really am afraid to see what she'll like like when she gets older though, considering her father

>naming your daughter after a mentally disabled slutty comic book character

No it looks gay and everything Kevin Smith makes is garbage
I hate his Hulu show where he talks to retards
>Do you like movies?
"Uhh I mean yeah."
>Did you like this movie?
"Um I think so."
>Why?
"Uh um I don't know."

>nazis
>again

Seriously fuck Hollywood.

What's the world coming to when a guy can't even make a movie for his daughter & her bestie?

he's literally pushing his daughter the same way he did his wife before her "looks" went to shit.

she's stuck up as fuck on instagram as well, constantly posting huge wall of text's about social issues her rich kid privileged mind can't even comprehend. watched an interview of both of them at comicon, Kevin's referring to her as an actress now, i'm sure she be devastated to know he just ruined her "career".