Aus/pol/ general - ABC Vote Compass Officially Launched Today Edition

Get the fuck in here blokes!

Australian election officially called today by Malco. Who are we voting for? What are some of the big issues? etc.

The ABC Official Vote Compass has been officially launched today:

votecompass.abc.net.au/

Post your results nerds.

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vote labor or greens

or

>>>>>>>>FUCK OFF

Hi /r/Australia!

First results for LNP = cuckservatives

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Aight lads lets fuck up this, answer in the most right wing way possible, the green fags will ruin this for sure if we don't

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shit that guys cute

I'd say mine pretty accurate.

If I looked like that I would not need to be on Sup Forums.

I could have a proper life.

>being that socially center

crikey you probably even support fag marriage

>tfw I have never seen a PM irl

I finished high school last year mate so I'm still feeling the indoctrination.

I'm voting Greens - I stand for

. Gay marriage rights
. Medicinal cannabis
. High tax on the super-wealthy (no, not the middle-class, the rich 1%)
. Low military spending (c'mon China and Russia will fuck us no matter how much we spend)
. Bullet train between major cities
. Euthanasia/abortion should be legal in all states
. Pro-animal rights/environment policies

you're only going to get worse if you go to uni too

Well here's me compass mates. It is a pretty shit system. only shows three different parties.

Absolutely useless.

>. Pro-animal rights

Greens support halal food, they are not pro animal rights

>environment policies

Greens don't support nuclear energy, they aren't pro-environment

So does AUS have some guy that will randomly call for elections to take place when he feels like it?

There's literally nothing wrong with marriage equality. And no, don't use your magic man in the sky to defend bigotry.

Bet you can't give 1 non-religious reason as to why it's bad.

This is some really quality bait f a m

If it isn't you should probably euthanise/abort yourself

Halal as far as I'm aware is a fast death for the animal.

They support solar above nuclear but eventually they will support nuclear (when the technology and waste disposal gets cleaner).

I'm dead serious, not all of us are racist religious nutcases.

Until I can marry a baby, a corpse, or an orangutan, marriage equality is a myth.

i'd vote labour if they weren't virtue signallers tbqh

I wasn't very clear in OP but he's had a date in mind for the last couple of months but he finally decided to hit up our Governor General to lock it in for July 2nd.

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>Transgender awareness should be taught in primary schools.

Strongly disagree
Get this shit out of our schools and society

Can't believe how much this question triggered me

Libertarianism is not a supported format.

>LDP not on the chart

>Halal as far as I'm aware is a fast death for the animal.

Are you retarded?

don't forget to put in the most trusted news source cunts

For that I wrote Google News. It's a good agregator so you can see through the bullshit, as it gives you ~5 headlines/sources per story. And you can customise it.

Has its own nifty app too.

it's crap,doesn't even get the polices correct, it says the libs don't want to change Sunday penalty rates.

>JUST

FUCK KEKS

Because beyond religion I also support maintaining marriage as an institution as a symbolic victory that Australia is not cucked by subversive cultural marxism. And I also have an interest in supporting policies which help to maintain the strong healthy family unit that is essential to conserving a lawful that does not require a large state. Strong family units will also help to conserve the White Australian demographic many generations into the future by emphasising sex as an act for procreating. Enabling fags will be a huge loss for Australia.

>Both houses of parliament dissolved
>Literally no government til july

Guess the anarchists won.

The correct answer is naturalnews.com

who /usyd/ here?

76% LNP
45% ALP
9% GRN

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Literally NO ONE is calling for those things.

My seat is Higgins safe Liberal seat since 1949

Fascist.

No surprises

Transgender awareness SHOULD be taught in primary schools (year 6).

It's awareness, not preaching. Tolerance is a good thing.

If done properly the animal is unconscious in seconds.

So lads, i'm new to following politics really. I took the test and this question popped up:
The government should be able to revoke Australian citizenship from suspected terrorists abroad.

I put in Strongly Agree and when I got to the end I noticed the Greens Strongly Disagree on this.
Like I said I'm new to this but for what fucking reason would they strongly disagree with that for?! It's ridiculous to not take away their fucking citizenship.

What's their reasoning behind this?

>>/r/australia/

Use australia.isidewith.com

It's more accurate.

Do you even know what Marxism is? It's a good thing for society.

>Transgender awareness SHOULD be taught in primary schools (year 6).
>It's awareness, not preaching. Tolerance is a good thing.
But it's not (just awareness). Teacher here - everything you say to a class has your own slant on it no matter how objective you try to be.
I'd rather see a focus on the 3 "R"s. Really fucking scary how many yr. 3's I get who can't add up without a calculator, read a book cover to cover or actually write something legible on paper.

hug box

I don't use that subreddit actually. I only use reddit for gaming news.

I'd be okay with transgender awareness in schools if it was included in a unit along with other mental illnesses and not some liberal hugbox-y "some people choose to cut off their penis" bullshit which it no doubt will be

I agree. I'm not suggesting it to be a big amount of time, but I think it's important for nearly teenagers to understand that a minority of people are different, and that's okay.

Vote Justice Party in the senate

Break the duopoly, save the country

I assume it's because it sets a precedent and the government can use a loose definition of terrorist. Also, they're only "suspected" terrorists, if anything they should be convicted first.

You may stand for this but the greens don't

Derryn Hinch is a drunk and has been a meme so long I remember him from farkin Primary School being roasted on Fast forward.

No dice Derryn.

Is he running a Party in other states than Victoria?
I'll add him to my Senate meme party preference list

>. Gay marriage rights Don't care
>. Medicinal cannabis Agree
>. High tax on the super-wealthy (no, not the middle-class, the rich 1%) Nope nope nope
>. Low military spending (c'mon China and Russia will fuck us no matter how much we spend) Australia is in a unique position being an Island in the pacific surrounded by friendly nations to not really need to spend much on defence, I do think we need to stop being so friendly to the US and play China and the US against each other to our advantage.
>. Bullet train between major cities Agree but how will we pay for it?
>. Euthanasia/abortion should be legal in all states Agree not only that but it should be encouraged
>. Pro-animal rights/environment policies I don't know what this is/Don't care

Honestly I'm at a bit of a loss, there's no party that's a stand out from the rest.
Labor are weak and ineffective and Libs, while having a solid immigrant policy, fail at most things that will develop a future for this country; technology infrastructure, scientific development, primary industry, nuclear ect.

Some fringe parties have one or two decent points but suck with everything else they support.

>Libs, while having a solid immigrant policy
You mean a solid BOATS policy m8. their immigrant policy is utter shit. Planeloads full of garbage touching down on our soil every fucking day.

r8 m8s

The Greens are literal Communists who regularly pander to Muslims and go to all the Hamas, Muslim Brotherhood, and Hezbollah etc. rallies organised by Muslims here and speak at them

No suprise they side with terrorists

Get fucked cunt, we don't need awareness, just acceptance

If we simply accept it, then there is no need for awareness in schools trying to confuse kids with different genders and dictate them to change their sexuality if they "feel it's right and who they really are" when they dont even understand it properly enough.

For generations people came out as transgender and gay without the awareness program, so why do we need to waste tax payer money on something so stupid? People will come out when they feel the time is right

However is don't even believe in transgender rights, it's a mental illness

what is the secret greens question need to get them to 0

>Transgender awareness should be taught in primary schools

lads who is this non-white semen demon hosting sbs world news right now?

Derryn's back from the dead with a new liver and a thirst for Justice

Being a meme ironically makes him the most viable candidate for networking a reformer third party

Ken Stevens is dat boi in NSW but he's got candidates in every state

With the name recognition Hinchy has with old cunts and the broad policies in the Justice Party it's easily the best chance to get a third party in that isn't in Labor and Liberal power brokers pockets (lol Greens)

let us Shorten the tories' reign

How'd I do?

>a new liver
Some poor dead cunt had his organs harvested to prop up Derryn fuckin Hinch for a few more years of memery.

What a country.

Death is only as fast as the animal can bleed out and lose consciousness.

Also nuclear is a very clean energy and solar still sucks. We will need nuclear to bridge demand between fossil fuel ending and solar infrastructure being built.

>and that's okay.
But if as a teacher I disagree with that *should* I have to teach it?
Particularly in deference to say, geography, history or simple discrete mathematics...

>Progressive right wing
>aka fascism

All this Derrynposting is too dank for me.

that cunt is an Aussie hero

>Turdbull at 70%

Don't fall for it so easily mate

>Transgender awareness in schools question
>ABC promotes this
mfw

Do you even know what Cultural Marxism is?

>It's a good thing for society.
>>/r/SocialistAlternative

Shit the guy is already out hunting flashers:
youtube.com/watch?v=aJIS3T_xdTg

So lefties complain about having religion in public schooling because of brainwashing children yet they are perfectly fine with doing the same thing?
Fucking liberals.
We should nuke Melbourne.

>I only use reddit for gaming news.

>hate the raping of our country by corporations
>hate negative gearing
>hate boat niggers
>want property tax
>pro-nuclear

There is absolutely no representation for this at all. Maybe the frontier party that's trying to come up?

What the fuck do you think devout Muslims are in this country for, If not for donating their livers?

huh right I'll just go hang myself while I'm at it

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>Planeloads full of garbage touching down on our soil every fucking day.

That's shit to hear. Is there any party who oppose or at least want to regulate migration to those coming from civilized countries only?

The greens are fucking retarded, why would you vote for a nature worshiping cult that ruined Tasmania's industry

>We should nuke Melbourne.
They congregate in Sydney too.

>There is absolutely no representation for this at all
Welcome to modern democracy: Pick party A or B.

mate justice doesnt come to those who wait

how does one go about getting a job in brisbane with no experience

Strewth check out this meme candidate in pic related.

/natsoc/
By the looks of it

Actually not true, our immigration policy is incredibly tight but i have noticed a shit tons of indians

I agree with all these things. The only choice is to vote LNP to keep the boaties out.

"dinkey" votes - whose bike is he on the back of?

>our immigration policy is incredibly tight
ahahahaha
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>our immigration policy is incredibly tight