Let's have a heritage thread

Let's have a heritage thread

Must suck to be you f@m

Template?

OOOOOH CHINGY CHONGAAA DING DONG PING PONG WANT TO SUCKY AT CHATSWOOD

wish i had a hapa gf to help teach me mandarin

search 'Sup Forums family tree' on google

Hello my Hapa brother, you will have a home in Cascadia.

Hapas barely ever embrace their Asian side. What you should do instead is find a qt nip wife and have a ton of hapa kids with her.

Here ya go burger bro.

wew

lad

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Nice m8

WE

I love you Australia

>Cascadia.
south casandrian here.
Can confirm hapas welcome... assuming you can hit a nig from 400 meters

R8 no bully

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Dunno where those great grandparents were from, my paternal granddad lived in what is now Ukraine but never said much about his parents, only that he didn't get along with his stepfather.

I've seen this before

HOL UP SENPAI HOL UP

YOU BEEN SAYING

HOL UP

YOU SAYIN WE WUZ

YO MAN LISTEN

WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIIIIET?

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET NEGRO YOU BE PLAYING ME?

pure arab m8s
are you jealous?

Too lazy to fill it out, but all my ancestors are Swedish and worked as farmers except me and my parents.

wtf is this senpai shit

this thing seems hard to make

>Blonde hair blue eyes lebanese
>Pure arabs

No you're just a lazy burger

Yeah, I might want to look into that, though I wouldn't be surprised if it is just some minority of Arabs populating one area. Lebanon is known for taking in and sheltering lots of expelled Arab minorities.

the crusade left there legacy

>all of these mixed people ITT

>100% pure easterner
noice

I subsist on a diet of pizza and burger king.

post a larger template so us REAL americans can make it interesting

>Always wanted to participate in these threads
>Know jackshit about my dad or his family

I swear to Christ I'm not black, though.

>what's Roman Empire

desu that might be it, my family is from the south part of what once was the county of tripoli

i need a bigger one than this to involve non america countries
using ms paints basic tools which is what i have

not only mixed, Sup Forums is literally 50% non white, if not more, and i dont mean >slavs, >meds >white, but out right black, arab, asian, it has always been like this

CHING CHONG BING BONG CHANG CHING CHINK CHINK

Australia you're fucking funny.

I am a fucking white dog!!

Thanks eskimo, you're ok

100% European

not using Belgian flag because this is not a country

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>white

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whiter than you cunt

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You, I like

I'll take the won ton rice with a side of pot stickers

Kek

Noonga oonga badunga brudda *throws abo stick of innovation at you*

>chink+chink=Australian
Syntax error.

Thank you
WUZ

Now of course you have to imagine all the Swedes as black, and Germans as Turkroaches.

wow you got dindu bred out of you, you are the best primer to jump back into the white race.

Trips Tell The Truth

Most tragic fo sho

I need to condense the autism paragraphs into something readable one day

tldr

lookin good, fairly american

>tfw I will never have this info

Mfw korean masturbatory material

You forgot to add in all your peers from the stone age, bro.

Dem welfare tho

>implying

CHING CHING CHING WING WING DING LONG CHONG CHING NEE HOW CHOW MEIN

Did your grandparents leave China when the communists took over? My grandfather was a mechanic for the Republic of China army. After the communists took over, they kept enough money for bribes, burned the rest, and went to Australia.

Thanks, ussually I get snarky comments like the swedes

Fucking hell man, first time something made me laugh here in months

Here are the genetic results, think irish includes scotland if so everything adds up except the iberian dna

tfw no clue wtf most of my heritage is

The end result is what counts.

\o.
:>

Here.

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>Mortician

when my parents visited the netherlands people would just start talking to them in dutch, being tall probably helped that though (6'3" and 5'10")

>tfw 6'5"

damn it feels good to be a gangster

Wait, so half your family is albino and the other half white? lol

>Russia and Ukraine
>White

>not a single drop of finnish blood

Why do you even live?

Don't know much about my gramps side due to both dying before i was born

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feels good being white

Irish and Norwegian heritage here how JUST am i ?

What? I prefer getting people underground over keeping people fed and healthy. I had the choice between cook and mortician, so I became the thing I'm passionate for.

>tfw muslim bodies arrive in the morgue
>tfw struggling to maintain a straight face
>tfw boss leaves me to my work and I can't stop grinning

My dad was born in Australia you idiot

Have an ancestry instead

>tfw dont know my heritage on my dad's side

Bacon stuffing?

>mfw I dated the one hapa girl who was fully into their asian side
>she spoke/wrote/read perfectly
>cooked traditional foods

I fucked up not staying with her didn't I?

Pretty much, they left China to escape the commies when my dad was still a fetus, and they settled in Victoria

Still whiter than you, Paki

What a mongrel.

suck a dick cunt! Yours didn't even come back to you.

>Le Britain is full of pakis meme
>Is literally an Aussie chink

fuck off

China and Russia are better than Australia America or any Anglo shithole. You are just jealous of the glorious Eurasian empire that Putin or the guy after him will start with the help of China.

trade secret, sorry m8

Fairly similar, they guessed I was a north German

I know, it's what happens when you mix Latin/Jamaican and Israeli/Italian parents.

The Jew nose never lies?

I understand. Kepe doing what you're doing, man.

>evil jap
>comfort woman
.. got some bad news for you mate

Two cups of tea for this gentleman. To opt a Muslim as a mayor of a capital it does mean that even someone of them is white, he anyway is already cucked.