Hey /b I'm going to the UK this July and I want to bang Jenna Coleman, so you guys are going to find out where she she will be in the UK and I will send you her nudes. I know that this seems like some kind of bait/scam but it IS NOT. I will 100% have sex with her if I know where she will be and I will immediately send her nudes. Good luck /b
Hey /b I'm going to the UK this July and I want to bang Jenna Coleman...
If your going to UK anytime soon I wouldn't use the word "Bang"
What makes you think she will bang you?
Lel
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I have my methods, but I can assure you they are very reliable
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I will send you full body nudes
Details?
I know it sounds mental but I have psychic powers
10A Christina Street
London, EC2A 4PA
UK
I'm guessing kidnapping and rape
>Psychic powers
>Can't locate a single person
OK.
Bruh you need to take it easy on the shrooms
I have the ability to control minds from a certain distance
I don't think thats her real address
Why not bang all the celebs and post vids online?
I wanted to do that but I wanted to start with her
Whats the range on this mind control?
221B Baker St.
London
I have to either give the comand verbaly or she has to look into my eyes. It's much like the one Killgrave from Jessica Jones has.
Bangers is a common food choice though.
Also bang is the sound of a gun or a hammer. Not a bomb.
Fucking dumbass trying to make a joke.
very funny
Lol ok
What other celebs you gonna mind control?
Also be sure to post nudes here
Maisie Williams, Sophie Turner, Billie Piper, Emilia Clarke, Emma Watson, Natalie Dormer for the beginning
but I need to know where to find them, thats why this thread exists
I used this to get my mind control ability amazon.com
Guys come on get to work. I can't nudes without having them, so start finding her
I'm intrigued tell me more about this. Jinn?
Jinns are spiritual entities. They have their own free will and were made out of smokless fire. They are not demons but similar and they have abilities, like for example mind control. THey are also as fast as the speed of light.
*nearly
How does one summon/get it to do you're dirty work?
If you want ot know more read the book or use google
But not as fast as Mohammad on his flying horse !
read the book, it costs only 5 bucks
now start working
Mate you are fucking tapped
Kids these days, why don't you go out and do your raping the old fashioned way without all this new fanged mind fuckery.
Is it rape if she wants it?
If she wanted it you wouldn't need to stalk and mind control her, its like jessica jones.
Yeah, but I can control enotions.
It doesn't matter anyway because you can't mate, go see a doctor and get some anti psychotics
Give us some stories my guy
Your influencing my mind your giving it autism
No Karen Gillan?
bumping for keks
Tell us more about your "powers" OP, greentext some shit
Well atleast your optomistic O.P. or more accurately I should say your delusional.