Describe your sex life with a Star Wars quote

Describe your sex life with a Star Wars quote

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She's dead, Jim

Do. Or do not. There is no try

I got a bad feeling about this

I am your father

>Me Bairns, they canna take th strain.

ITS A TRAP

We're gonna need a bigger boat

you'll find i'm full of surprises

Begun, the clone war has.

My God.... it's full of stars

Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

So you have a twin sister...

You're a wizard Harry

Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn.

You did good kid, but don't get cocky

I have the high ground, anikin

>/thread

kek

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown

Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose

Fear...Fear is my ally

MY WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE

Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?…I lied!

Hahahahahaha

But... but... Sully is a funny guy

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

If this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy

Luke Bob Nancy Alicia Max Joseph Ellen Cindy Lucy George George George George I am your father

Oh, hi Mark.

"Hello, Mr. Corleone. I'm here to assassinate your ass!!" - The Godfathers

>The disgusting thing came

Or...

>He is in my behind!

That's no moon....

"I am serious -- and stop calling me Shirley

Your days of finger-banging Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!

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The first 2 star wars movies were pretty good, for sci-fi. the following 6 were less good.

Move along...

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

nice

Yub, yub!

Dont get cocky kid

Luke, I'm shutting the power down
for the night.

"My name is Indiana Jones. DOCTOR Indiana Jones. I'm here to raid your lost arc."

Welcome to Jurassic Park

I have a bad feeling about this

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

What we got here is failure to communicate.

>yub *nub*

fucking pleb

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

Lighten up Francis

"I am the Godfatha. lol Godfatha trilogy!" - The Godfather Pts. I-III

Myyyy precious

right

what is your major malfunction

Oh yeah baby, raid my arc.

>inb4 indiana bones and the temple of the crystal skullfuck

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

No, I am your father.

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.

I thought they smelled bad on the outside

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

Say hello to my little friend!

You Don't Know the Power of the Darkside

Where we are going we don't need roads!

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

"ITS WORKING.....ITS WORKING!!!!!!

>gif related

INCREASE FORWARD FIREPOWER!!!!

You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!

IT'S TREASON THEN... RAAARRRRRRGGGGHH

It's not my fault!

">It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again

Is that legal??

Tell that to Wes Janson.

That is the trick isn't it? Then it's gonna cost a little extra. 10,000, all in advance.

We've lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps!

Winner!

OK, maximum effort

How do you swing that?

>You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Oh man. Game over. Game over!

he's dug in there deeper than an alabama tick.

>I thought they smelled bad on the outside
Oh My God! Ha Ha!

Aarrr wgh ggwaaah

Shut down all trash compactors on detention level, now!

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see if you know how to use it.

"I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils? Huh? Had enough?