Bored at the office again...
Dubs = I do something small that wont' get me written up.
Trips = I do something that is write up worthy.
Quads = I do something that will get me fired.
You decide.
Pic related, layout of the office.
Red Names are not here today.
I'm gonna roll.
Dubs and you go back to work OP.
Take selfie and post here
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get back to work
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appreciate the rolls but wtf you want me to do? what are you rolling for
Bait
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You made everyone copy of the office layout
Go cum on men's toilet
roll for this
Rollll
This
rollin but female toilets
Rawl
roll and post pics
You strip on the conference table
Rolling for quads
Never jacked it in the office before this will be interesting. Give me a minute boys, i'll try to do this fast. Keep it bumped for me?
>go to women's toilet
>take a huge dump
>leave it unflushed
>everyone will blame on the obese bitch
Take ur time, post pics
Change the timecards to make everyone but you late...if possible.
I finally got a fuckin trips when it mattered.
TRIPS BITCH. DOOOOOOOOO ITTT
go to the mens bathroom. Take your socks off and shit into them. Tie it and take it and put it in the employee refrigerator hidden in the butter drawer, or the somewhere not visible.
Go into the refridgerator and take someones lunch out and throw it on the floor.
bump
Sry took so long here you go
Okay... not really sure how to do that though to be honest. The timecards are stamped by a machine. I can't change the time on the machine because it's all locked up by key. ideas?
Op you degenerate
roll for this
adnvreugvdh?
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Dammit all. I designate my trips to go with the refrigerator guy then!
OP delivers!
Good job OP
Sharpie the bathroom mirror 'Hitler was right'
how do you have an office almost as big as the boss?
My roll is for quads, flash dick at both loud bitch and obese bitch
only 636 off, so close roll
You got it, one minute.
It's our inventory room, not really an office.
Get a glass of water
Dubs - shit on toilet seat
dubs - take a dump in the toilet, fap on it, leave it there
Get porn playing on other peoples computers
so you are a peon stocker ?
Not much in there so I chose someone's leftover panda. Stepped on it too.
Photocopy your ass and leave the paper there
Borrow a stapler (or something similar) from obese bitch, smear some shit on the bottom of it, then place it back on her desk.
No I manage our deliveries, our "inventory" is really just hardware we order in then send out to customers.
Candid vid loud bitch being loud
how long has your receptionist been fucking your boss?
also roll for this.
Roll for that
stel as much office supplies an flert with receptionist if hot
Buy mcdonalds for the fat chick
Print out this
And place it where it will be easily found
send me some shit, no one will miss it
winrar
drop your pants and walk into boss mans room
Of course by "some shit" I don't mean "anything", but actual crap. It's obvious really, but just in case.
Rollin for this
Pretty much everyone here is overweight and ugly as fuck. Nobody is fucking anyone unless they want to start an earthquake. Me, bossman, and tall guy, are only ones under 200 lbs
now lick it off
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Address?
Scream Sieg Heil
winrar
Doing this. If I go away for a minute I am technically working so people may come grab me. I will not abandon thread until lunch time.
Don't forget your mum's credit card info
nah i really dont want to post that here, send it to the president. 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
listen you mongoloid neck beard 12 year old, I am old enough to be you're grandfather
Taped on microwave
go shit on the floor in the girls bathroom
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dubs -
shit on the floor
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Lock all doors
well done op
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activate the fire alarm
You just wasted some lovely trips
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Print out this forum and put it neatly on your bosses desk.
We don't have one
and you wasted some lovely dubs man, shame
This
O shit yeah.
Put a poo in boss man's drawer
Draw a hitler stash on yourself and go talk to your boss about ovens
play LOUD spanish music on your phone until lunch.
go get some sugar or something and snort it in front of another worker. right out of the bag. and say it's more healthy that way my older cousin taught me when i was 6. like a little sugar pack or splenda pack or whatever.
SO FUCKING CLOSE!!!!!!!
Stand on your desk and yell:
"Attention...may I have your attention....I have an announcement.."
And then read the United States Constitution through the Bill of Rights.
Then draw swastikas in bathrooms
LOL fuck i would have done that too that's hilarious
Boss isn't here today, pay attention to pic & post
WINRAR
DO ET.
and if i get some in this post shit in your pants and tell your boss u have to go home because u shit in your pants.
Rolling until I get it
Please do
take a shit on your desk