This is Mary Jane Watson
This is Mary Jane Watson
This was MJW's Asian boyfriend on her Disney show
ICE to meet you.
They looks sexy togehter
who gives a shit?
light skin girls >>>>>>>>>>> white girls
This.
The girl at the OP is pretty as hell.
SHO ENUFF
DEAL WIT IT
>No tits
Who gives a shit? Gibs me that red haired big boobed goddess, Christina Hendricks should play Mary Jane
are you a faggot?
>it's great a POC is playing MJ!!!
Why can't I make Martin Luther King Jr. a white man?
>BECAUSE HE'S POC YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM WHITE IT'S HISTORICALLY INACCURATE
But making a historically white redhead a black is fictionally inaccurate.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT DOESN'T MATTER
More like Shaniqua Janà e Watts...
I'd fucking pay money to change Cyborg or Powerman to a white man to see how people would react.
>1488
Good post, Hitler.
man i can't wait for Sup Forumseddit to spam threads about this capeshit casting choice
>IT'S A NIGGER IT'S A NIGGER!! A NIGGER!!!
This. Watching these dorks squirm over capeshit is hilarious
HEY 4 chan will make that MLK movie starring a white bald midget
>FUCKING JEWS ARE CORRUPTING US REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Chocolate Mary Jane
That's the opposite of a problem user.
>then I can watch other races act like a total fucking spaz like mine
Yeah, no
No but seriously guys, this is their argument.
Am I taking crazy pills?!?
God damn i'm fucking pissed. Fuck niggers.
Rest in peace Electro, Johnny Storm, Nick Fury, Kingpin, Kid Flash, Iris West and Mary Jane.
Fuck it all.
>Fictionally inaccurate
u wot
But that's the point. Dumb niggers will finally understand how white people feel and there will be no more changes.
We need to keep it comically accurate.
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Don't really see a problem she looks great!
seriously whats the fucking problem? she is minor character damsel in distress shit it would better if they put the Black Cat
Can you even explain in your own words why it's okay to change the race of a fictional character?
>THEY'RE NOT REAL!
Isn't an argument.
>mary jane
>a niggress
Pick one. Good thing im not paying to watch another shitty spidey remake. Plus that new kid is gay and jewy as fuck
If only something like elections or the fight against Isis could work you manchildren up this much.
So it's ok to change Perry White to a black guy?
honestly I don't care about Perry cause Larry is great.
STAY MAD FAGGOTS
>rotten crotch
Cute!
she looks like a girl i'd buy coke from
she's fucking ugly
should have been bella
well not really but she would have been a step in the right direction
White males under the age of 25 are literally the only ones that care about capeshit casting decisio
Also she goin to get BLEACHED
It works me up. Vote Trump btw
HOL UP TIGA YOUZ JUS HIT DA JACKPOT
Make bigots butthurt again.
Because all comic book writers are under 25, right? Dumbass.
Reminder these threads are the reason we're all going to see op-eds like "Racist Internet Geeks Are Furious About Black Mary-Jane (And Why That's Incredible)" in about a week.
Lose the nose ring and a literal 10/10. For sure seeing this movie now, she's going to be a way better MJ than Raimis.
roots like shit mouth from a baboons ass.
WOW ITS ALMOST LIKE SHE'S A REAL GIRL FROM QUEENS, NEW YORK. WOW
Ya know this casting doesn't bother me and I'm voting Trump. Crazy that things aren't so black and white. Get along, you goobers. Gas the kikes all the same.
Am I meant to be upset or am I meant to masturbate. If we're meant to be upset, is it okay with you guys if I have a fap first?
>White girls don't live in Queens: The Post
>comparing a fictional character in comic books to a real life historical figure who's race is important to his cause
I know this is four-chan dot org, but you don't HAVE to act like a moron
>This triggers Sup Forums yet showing literal food orgies to children doesn't.
Priorities
So you're not even going to explain it?
I'm playing Devil's Advocate here, moron.
How is that what you took away from my post?
You deserve to be triggered constantly, which i'm sure you are.
>Being mad about fucking capeshit
Fuck off to your containment board Sup Forumsck sucker.
>WOW ITS ALMOST LIKE SHE'S A REAL GIRL FROM QUEENS, NEW YORK. WOW
She shouldn't be black. She should be a white girl from Queens.
She's too ugly to be Mary Jane.
This generation will be denied their chance to get a wet t-shirt nipple shot like Dunst delievered.
Then again...Marissa Tomei...
>it's okay to do it to fictional characters, not real ones
Why?
Would be funny indeed. Two characters iconic for acting black. I love it when retards act baffled when you say someone acts black.
DUDE WEED WATSON LMAO
You mong, he's saying
WE WUZ KINGZ AND QUEENZ 'N SHEEEIT
tempting
See? You have no argument.
We will see those articles ANYWAY. Just like with the fake misogyny rage over Ghostbusters.
99.9% of Sup Forums doesn't care about the blackening of a fucking children's movie character. Only whether they are fappable or not.
>It's ok guys, I was only pretending to be stupid !
>Be white
>Get triggered over capeshit
Never fails
>Mary Jane existed in real life
wtf i hate spiderman now
>This triggers Sup Forums
It doesn't.
Though we will have to pretend it does to fulfill the outrage news cycle.
>still can't even explain it
Do you know what Devil's advocate is?
>you can't change a real person's race
You're almost there, Devil speaking.
Why can't you do that?
STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD XD
It took me 15 years to figure out the difference between Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy and now the constant changing of hair colors has made me give up.
it's a cowardly guise to prevent someone from getting any criticism for their unpopular opinions
>be black
>get triggered over ancient north african civilisations
The argument is that they aren't real, thus open to interpretation.
Real characters are defined. Fictional aren't. Not that I agree with changing fictional characters willy nilly, but just saying there's two different scenarios.
Fuck me, are you seriously this retarded?
Okay then, it's my real opinion. Now answer the question or I'll have to cede you have no argument.
She can rape my childhood tbqh.
Muh
Fuckin
Dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
It feels like bait was all I'm saying and I'm not the guy you were taking to. Apparently there's no moral precedent for changing fiction but people won't buy a product that so obviously misportrays our history.
>constant
>MLK WAS REAL
>MJW WAS NOT
IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD, KID?
Listen you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you are single handedly RUINING this fucking thread you stupid fucking faggot, Please, do us all a favor and fucking kill yourself you fucking dolt
>fictional characters aren't defined
Funny how we all know that MJ is a white redhead, huh?
It's a fucking movie. You can change whatever you want.
Until the Diversity Police becomes an actual thing.
Hamilton isn't a nigger either.
Well maybe if more than half the young american white actresses weren't fucking fridges this wouldn't happen.
Do you see what I mean that you can't explain your position?
>MLK WAS REAL
So why can't I change his race?
>HE'Z REAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
What does him being real matter in your own words?
Bella Thorne is a red head.
Maybe they should have cast her and got a female to dub her lines. Would rather than this flat chested mexican.
Fuck you Chloe would've made a great choice.
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They're not real though
And?
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Why do people get so angry at capeshit of all things
If they were remaking Last Year at Marienbad then maybe I'd get the outrage, but it's a kids movie, why do you care
Everyone replying to you thinks you're a fucking retard. Please ask your handler to take away your internet privileges for a while, it's clearly not doing your mental fragile state any favors.
MJW is her hair, nothing else really matters about the character outside her on again-off again relationship with Peter and her hair. They can't even get the main point right.
Having red hair isn't enough.
They actually have to be pretty.
Neither are cinematic recreations.
Crazy how that works.
>still can't even answer the question
This means you have no fucking argument. You'll take time out of your day to ad hominem but not prove your point? Classic.
Because of the movies you watched when you were younger.
As long as they give this nigger red hair I'm fine
MJW is a white super model since puberty.
I don't fap to faces.