Can we have a comfy Cooking with Jack thread?
What are some of his greatest fails?
Can we have a comfy Cooking with Jack thread?
Michael Mitchell
Austin Mitchell
Chicken
Mason Wright
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Christopher Barnes
this video made me so fucking mad
Christopher Torres
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William Butler
"Do God's work and He will do your work!"
What the hell did he mean by this?
Caleb White
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Sebastian Cruz
Please someone tell me you have the Corndog - SCALDING HOT OIL.webm.
Xavier Barnes
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Isaac Carter
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Jayden Watson
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Ayden Watson
>oil not hot
>oil not hot
>is clearly not hot
>puts the meat in anyway
>oil not hot
>is clearly not hot
>drops the end of it anyway and splashes oil around for no reason because it's not even hot
Jack webms are like onions
Gavin Perry
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Gabriel Jones
OIL
NICE AND COLD
Ian Allen
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Jose Sanders
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James Sullivan
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Benjamin Rogers
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Owen Ross
>2 blocks of knives and he still cuts himself
I've seen a few of this guy's webms, does he not know how to edit to make himself look remotely capable?
Aiden Hall
That's not even the cringe part. He uses the ceramic knife on the wood and it chips (because it's a ceramic knife) and is surprised.
Triggered every time at that "test".
Kevin Anderson
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Grayson Brooks
Water fry ?
Nathan Baker
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Jayden King
This is how the average "Italian-american" actually cooks.
Luis Powell
youtube.com
>it's a "Jack goes to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles and makes black jokes about being in a bad neighborhood and getting chased" episode
Zachary Barnes
Is he a genius troll or just a retard?
Leo Martin
That would mean hes remotely capable at something.
Lincoln Young
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Zachary Sanchez
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Jayden Smith
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Logan Baker
He also cooks it again in the oven for a further 30 mins or something. It's fucking cringe.
Literally retard. He does play up his "gawwsh shucks I'm just an everyman trying to cook!" gimmick, but his tweets, interviews and everything else show him to be pretty legit dumb.
Isaiah Myers
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Lincoln Anderson
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Nathaniel Stewart
> milk
what the fuck
Noah Brown
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Aiden Watson
If you gave this guy an autopsy it'd look like a scene from The Strain
Jack Stewart
Real stupidity is never learning anything. Even labrats learn what hurts
Ryan Nelson
WHAT A MESS WE MADE
Jeremiah Thompson
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Nathan Rogers
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Jonathan Jenkins
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Levi Barnes
is this the one where he whines that the knife cuts his cutting board?
Luis Martinez
yes
James Turner
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Ryder Bell
>can't remove silverskin
Luke Lewis
jesus. I bet he looks in the mirror and sees himself in the ranks of george clooney and brad pitt.
Joseph Wilson
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Charles Morales
I actually don't see much wrong with this one other than using his teeth, but that's fine if he's among people who aren't going to care about germs.
Cooper Williams
fin
Isaac Edwards
Was that pork shoulder? I work in a smokehouse and it looks like he totally ruined it.
Juan Jones
That one actually looks good desu.
Levi Sanchez
he didn't cook it nearly enough
Josiah Harris
The grille top was fucking filthy. Watch it again and look at the flecks of shit on the hot dogs.
Daniel Barnes
Yes it's very undercooked. So much so that it's not even cooked and the fat in the middle is still gelatinous and doesn't pull apart.
Zachary Sullivan
>and it looks like he totally ruined it
Maybe because it's fucking RAWWWWW
The dogs are burnt, the burgers are probably blue knowing him.
Blake Garcia
Food hygeine is a meme. If it was real this guy would be dead twice over
Logan Clark
>raw mince beef
i hope you are joking
Justin Wood
Grayson Bennett
Owen Jones
Nigger, thats not a steak. It's raw minced meat burger.
Isaiah Perry
LINK!
I wanna see the comments!
Mason Wilson
I used to leave my chicken pink in the middle and I never got sick
Nolan Perez
>tfw spending all day hunting for high downvoted jack videos to laugh at
John Anderson
post the webm where he cuts the pineapple
Alexander Smith
How did Jack threads become the best part of Sup Forums?
David Collins
they're banned on /ck/
Thomas Lee
Why and how did that happen?
Christian Cruz
dunno, only heard about it after the fact
don't go on /ck/ myself
Joshua Cooper
Chicken can be a little pink. If the juices run clear you're fine. There's a specific taste, like watery sewage, to undercooked chicken you can't mistake though.
When its bloody, you're asking for food poisoning.
Lucas Bennett
I like my burgers with a little pink in the middle. As long as its 160 inside it's safe to eat. People overcook their burgers often as they undercook them. Color has little to do with safety.
However Jack takes it to an extreme I've not seen before. I don't know how he's not dead.
Christopher Bailey
Any time people latch on to new meme material, usually e-celebs of sorts, the mods crack down on any fun pretty quickly.
Samuel Diaz
i prefer to use the microwave to cuts like that.
Carter Cook
that looks like a knife you might buy at a korean owned convenient store.
Isaiah Rogers
Mods realized /ck/ doesn't stand for cuckold but for cooking. So Jack threads became off-topic.
Cooper Watson
Jack is the embodiment of every steakfag who gets assblasted over people who like well-done
Easton Roberts
kek
Elijah Clark
youtube.com
>Jack talks about healthy eating
Camden Thomas
"As long as I pray and go to church it's okay to be a lazy bastard and not solve any of my own problems"
Brandon Collins
Because people were only posting it for response, which was attracting people who didn't give a shit about cooking.
Robert Gutierrez
Maybe it's just me hungry as shit
But that doesn't look to bad desu
Hunter Thomas
>Sup Forums is the new containment board for crossposting cancer
JUST
Cooper White
>Jack Jr confirmed on a now-deleted livestream that they eat out at various chain or fast food restaurants every night.
>supposedly the only time they have a home cooked meal is when Jack is making a video
Brody Gutierrez
I know this is a radical concept for Sup Forums but a board like /ck/ isn't about shitposting and memes. It's about cooking.
Eli Brooks
Charles Lee
How long until people start unironically defending and liking Jack?
I give it another week.
Landon Perez
>dumb frogposter
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It checks
I'm not even a /ck/ crossposter (I'm Sup Forums, /o/, /k/, I asked because it baffles me that they ban cooking videos from the cooking board, no matter how bad they're.
Easton Ross
fucking a
Andrew Carter
People weren't posting the videos because they were about cooking. They posted them to laugh at a trainwreck. Just because the video has cooking in it doesn't mean it's actually about cooking.
Hudson Barnes
AHAHAAHA WHAT A FUCKING MORON
Wyatt Ward
whats it even supossed to be?
Aiden Ross
But it is, it's about cooking done the wrong way. People still post cringe threads and the mods let them there.
I found out about /ck/ thanks to a dutch guy posting cringe videos from /ck/ on Sup Forums.
Jordan Smith
>tacofaucet.webm
Jayden Rivera
My sides
I'm guessing he was trying to make a chocolate salami, it takes butter and cocoa and then you add the crumbled cookies
Xavier Diaz
...the ending.. oh god
Zachary Cooper
And /ck/ is about cooking.
See the problem?
Henry Smith
anyone remember the episode where he went to his churchs chilli cook off and kept saying he didn't care if he didn't win, but then he didn't win and you could tell he was super pissed kek
Bentley Evans
As a matter of fact, I don't
Austin James
Link pls
Elijah Nguyen
And that proves my point more. Some cross poster from a shitposting bored sliding over and being there just for the shitposting. I know you don't understand and you probably never will.
Samuel Reed
JUST CRACK THE EGGS LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON GOD DAMMIT