Turn on TV.
See this
What do?
Turn on TV
Jacob Cox
Ryan Foster
Panic
Wyatt Roberts
>panic
Check and checked.
Ethan Harris
Brew a tea and roll a spliff.
John Smith
...
Wyatt Cruz
Absecon, Atlantic County bro over here. I haven't heard of anything about it here yet.
Hunter Clark
Should I use a microwave for the water?
>nuke it?
Or should I boil water by holding it in the air?
James Barnes
Cause it was a test mistake.
They didn't mean to do it.
Logan Sanders
that shit was two days ago nigger
Matthew Bailey
Not many nuclear disasters are meant to be done.
I'm sure they were saying "not my fault" at 3 mile island too.
Pretty sure they dindu nuffin at Chernobyl too.
Nolan Ward
Disregard and return to stroking it to tranny midget scat porn
Ian Ramirez
Ah, gotcha.
Cooper Hill
So It's OK to nuke my tea?
That's a relief
Tyler Morales
No, I mean like they sent out this message by accident
Elijah Powell
Checked!
Alexander Roberts
The question remains: WWYD if you saw that on YOUR TV, and it was YOUR area?
I think I would just put the kids in the car and head north.
William Cruz
Be concerned for an hour
Aiden Walker
Get in car.
Drive as fast as possible as far as possible.
Thomas Anderson
Fuck the first person I see. And if turns out to be fake then apologize to my grandma and try to explain
Hunter Fisher
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Yowza! This is becoming the YPGD trread.
Joshua Williams
nah, you're all wrong
>check wind direction relative to disaster zone and your location
>if wind blowing in direction elsewhere than yours, you should be good
>next check disaster radius for closest nuke plant to location
>if you're in the zone, get out before the cheeki breeki begins
>also check to see if other areas are affected, because driving away from one disaster area into another is no bueno
>if all else fails, hide underground in a bunker
>older towns are loaded with old fallout shelters from the 50's and 60's
In the case of a nuke explosion in Jersey, anyone on the eastern seaboard could just drive east or south to be safe.
Wyatt Diaz
Do the same, but to determine where the empty houses to loot be at.
Dylan Gomez
>thank God I'm not in New Jersey
Elijah Myers
Wonder, where the TV is coming from.
Also ask myself, why I turned it on.
I would also raise a brow, why it displays a warning from the US, as I am german.
After all of this, I would most likely take it, run away and turn it in at the next pawn shop, as I am black and the TV is most likely not mine.