would you fuck a horse for 500 bucks Sup Forums
Would you fuck a horse for 500 bucks Sup Forums
Is it going to kick me? Am I going to get some sort of disease? Will I live in internet infamy?
If no to all, sure.
>I'll take fifties
yes
yes
I'll do it for free
10k and its a deal 500 is stupid
Sauce?
Yes
Can I wear a condom, and will it shit on/kick me?
whats the best site for this?
Virgin fuck?
no, dogs better
Sauce
I'm going to need some time to come up with $500
>Sup Forumstards needing money to fuck anything
Pretty good bargain, I had to pay twice that last time.
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sure, why not
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i would also fuck it, if i have to pay 500 bucks
I would, but I have only 300 $, would you consider making a discount for a senior veteran?
tfw I'm getting off to this
How would you know that the horse is not going to kick you?
never yuck...only human bitchez
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i can't afford that, i don't think i would pay more than $50
Sounds expensive, just hop a fence OP
Me too, don't know how to feel
500 seems like a lot to pay to fuck a horse
Thanks for the tip, your IP Address has been traced.
lol I like how she almost vomits at the end
Who would fuck a dog?
sauce?
Holy fuck. Sauce please
It's weird when it's an animal that's used as a pet. I know people own horses but they're not really the same thing as pets.
Beastiality is illegal in the state of Sup Forums. Have fun with your perma-bans everyone
backtraced
>mfw
i wonder on wich website did u get that
SAUCE?
>implying there's anyone on this site who hasn't
I've been fucking horses (and to a lesser extent, dogs) for over 20 years...
How is this even a question
Would you bucks a 500 horse for Sup Forums fuck
Mooooooddddssss!!!!
On Loli Threads everyone crys...beastiality is sick too, so stop that shit MFs
HNG.
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How do you find horses to fuck without getting shotgunned by the farmer?
cuz he's the farmer..hillbilly
Why does it have to be a farm?
A person down the street has a few. She's an accountant.
Become one with the farmer.
Become the farmer.
Live fantasy in reality each day.
Run service for like-minded people.
Make profit.
Avoid shotgun to chest.
Have ability to shotgun others in the chest.
didnt this girl get exposed and kill herself or something
500 hundred bucks? I don't have that kind of money on me.
I would do it for free. Fucking a mare's asshole is one of my favorite things in this world, and I am literally dying to do it again. It was difficult the first time. It required stealth and familiarity.
If I could own my own mare, I'd fuck and eat that ass every single fucking day. Sometimes several times a day.
peanut butter, I believe
I'm not sure I understand the question is it if i fuck the horse i get 500 bucks or if i fuck the horse i have to pay you 500 bucks?
If it's the former, obviously. The latter, not so much.
This. Absolutely all of this. It's better than human pussy/ass in every conceivable way and I got way, way more turned on.
Tastes sweet.
really? those gotta be the happiest dogs
get a pony
it's smaller than a horse but has a big dick
Sauce´?
topkek
She let dogs lick all over and even fuck her, but not you.
my fucking sides
What's the best site to find horse videos?
couldnt be any worse then fucking a nigger
LINK?
So she should the sick fuck
Mad I saw this thread, but happy I saw your comment. Thanks, chap
This and more of her vids for the love of god.
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thats a little much. Id only pay 250 or so.
i did, best feeling ever
>eat that ass every single fucking day
wat?
>It required stealth and familiarity.
You were raping other people's horses?
Can I fuck it 100 times for 5 bucks?
>make my fiver mare fucking service a reality
Nah, I'd pay 300 tops.
God fucking bless you and your degeneracy sir.
best i can do is 300
How does this make you feel white boii
Whatever u say, mr.fbi
YA DUN GOOFED
>Tastes sweet.
I would imagine it tastes like shit.
And I'm telling you it tastes sweet and sort-of like tea.
I used to go through the trouble of washing it off before a good 30-minute lick-and-suck session, but little did I know, I was wiping the flavor away.
I prefer unwiped; the tea taste is more pronounced and it also tastes like "earth", for lack of a better term. The spontaneity is also a massive turn-on.
She has to for the cumshot. In most of this commercial shit that's pumped out the models actually regurgitate some ersatz cum while the stallions are drugged.
MODS MODS MODS
Can you describe the texture and surface?
>mOdS mOdS mOdS
Can you get a disease from fucking a horse?
No. Unless someone with AIDS, herpes and HPV fucks the horse right before you do and cums all inside it, you're safe.
It's not even possible, unless another human was in there.
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The outside is soft and velvety; feels like leather.
The inside is as smooth as glass.
I wish I could be more descript, but really, you're simply eating ass; there isn't much to say about eating a girl's asshole out, either - it's a hole, you shove your tongue in it
how do dogs know where to lick?
Where's God and his thunderbolts when you need him?
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My biggest fantasies are fucking a horse's pussy and suck on a big pair of horse balls.