Manchester United™ vs Middlesbrough match thread

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>thread started by the obsessive slav

>Le elbow man starting whilst Schneiderlin can't get a game

Manure

>Fellaini starting

rip 3 points

You now remember Gaizka Mendieta

>Middlesbrough will never EVER fuck off and die
I genuinely don't think there is a more nothingy club in english football

>le epic obsessed autist creating the thread

Should I watching this or watch new year fireworks?

Middlesbrough FC

They're secretly a fan, they just like to play an ABU on the internet

Norwich? Watford?

>de gay

#exposed

Oh so that's where Valdes ended up

>0-0
>88th minute Valdes saves a penalty
>92nd minute Fabio scores a header from a corner

>Rooney not even on the bench

Is his career over?

>Fabio is at Middlesbrough

Thought he was still at Cardiff, when did that happen?

>No Carrick
>Fellaini in
>Changing the centreback 2
fucking hell mouyes

Fat shit probably ate too much at Christmas.

spoilers:

Man Utd dominate possession and make a few chances. Score near the end of the first half.

Man Utd dominate the the first 20 minutes of the second half, make a few chances but nothing impressive. Boro come into the game and make a few chances.

Man Utd score around 80th minuted. Game over

Pretty sure he's injured

Id take that right now after seeing the lineup

>pooney
>not completely pissed and hungover during christmas
come on la

Calm down lad, it's only red Newcastle.

>Mourinho recently spoke out saying how much he likes Fellaini and these fucks think he's being shop-windowed

>United haven't been on at all over the Christmas period
>Hull have been on twice

i alway wonder why jones is never used in DM

i swear that's where every good performance he's ever had has been, and he's got too many mistakes in him to be a CB

anyone got a good ace?

>US Range Rover ad
>They make an effort to say it's made in England
>implying this is a good thing

Enjoy your poorly made piece of shit America

*always

kek

keep making the threads to piss off the paki moyes trip

I expect him to have the second manure game thread all typed up and just waiting for this one to reach 400

Hull games are usually alright to watch. They're always either:

>Hull get BTFO
>Close game until the last 10 mins then Hull shit the bed

He's been perfectly fine at CB this season

...

He played DM under Fergie once or twice. I remember him doing it against Real in the CL and he kept Ronaldo quiet before he naturally went off injured. I think he lacks composure on the ball and the passing ability required though.

has he really come up against anyone decent yet though

i just feel like he always has a gamechanging fuck up in him

FUCKING TRAORE

>united defending
>boro attack
which is worse?

>Traore

>turdore

>Stewart downing is still alive and playing football

Holy shit

Wow.

what utter incompetence

What a horrendous counter attack

last meme game of the year? no probably later, poop gets exposed again.

>Fellaini is playing

Is Aitor a meme manager?

>carrick doesn't play
>zombie dogshit football

Afroman thought he was heading back to his own keeper then, someone tell him we sold Valdes.

9th minute trannies

F O O T B A L L
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B
A
L
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name? before your ban....

>getting dominated
>by Middlesbrough
>at home

>implying i won't be back

Sasha Shatalova

did you make the thread?

Predictions for Man United Fan TV?

fugggg

What match are you watching?

>pogbert

What makes you think so?

whew lad almost had to apologize profusely there

No way United aren't winning this unfortunately, would be nice to see an upset.

>over head kick
>hits the post

200 BILLION EUROS DOWN THE DRAIN

does Ashley Young still play for United? genuinely can't remember

>Sasha Shat-all-over

same flag and I cant think of any slovaks on here who support united.

>nbc commentator: like the old days at old traffird, you have to be at least 2 yards offside for the flag to go up
LMAO

>Pogbert

he plays in chyna

>starting Fellaini

Imagine if Pogba scored that bike

Unless they smash Middlesbrough 4:0 or more it's nothing to get excited about for customers, so it can only end well for ABUs

>memedots are gone and (You)s are back
terrible decision, (You)s just encourage attention seeking behaviour

>Friend
kek

Pogba chose the wrong option yet again

How many tabs open is too many tabs?

Mis lados

wtf

should've hit that first time

fucking hell. blind having a mare

savage

Here's your (you) you're looking for and pretending to rail against

19th minute feminine penis

BLOODY HELL M8 BLOIND HES PLAYIN LIKE A BLOIND MAHN AUGHT THA

Right option, poor execution

Why is it so quiet?

come on boro!

@73374844
...................
I will not give you the pleasure

I'm an enthusiastic supporter, what are you talking about

>shemaleporn4u

hes shit

why do trannies always have tiny dicks? like doesn't even look erect

She's a big girl

I genuinely forgot boro was in the prem

Hormones or some shit.

dunno

23rd minute feminine winky

hope none of you lads are SPECTRUM customers

boro will score.

>slagposting is an instant delete
>trannyposting is still here

Mods are twats

>loonited

>pogshit