The date is January 20th, 2017. You are Donald J Trump. You have been elected president of the United States, sworn into office and today is your first day.
Dubs decide what he does.
The date is January 20th, 2017. You are Donald J Trump. You have been elected president of the United States...
Kevin Roberts
Jaxson Edwards
ban terrorists i mean muslims
Daniel Nelson
Nukes North Korea.
Noah Hill
Sucks Sean Hannity's cock.
Robert Morales
Nothing at all.
Christian Parker
Ban Muslims
Evan Howard
Repeals between v board of education
Hunter Bell
Beat off to pictures of Bruce Jenner err I mean Melania.
Blake Clark
have russian queens urinate on me in exchange for moooney!
Lucas Lee
embarrasses the US
Nolan Clark
Repeal the Hughes Amendment and or reopen the NFA machine gun list.
Ryder Watson
Excellent start
Jayden Torres
Realize I've made a huge mistake.
Angel Gonzalez
Build a wall
Thomas Anderson
checks out.
Nathaniel Reyes
Meditate and breathe.
Isaiah Richardson
> 360 walks out
Andrew Adams
ban all non-white people (except for mexicans who work in the field)
Nicholas Thompson
She does look rather manly doesn't she? Does she have a femine penis? Is trump our guy?
Asher Sanders
resigns
Matthew Kelly
mastrubate in every corner of the oval office to mark it as mine
Dominic Green
This is going well.
Carson Williams
Dig up Obama garden to put in putting green
Hudson Myers
call big daddy vlad for some hot, gay phonesex
Isaac Lee
The dubs are all about Melania's feminine penis. I demand to see her birth certificate to prove she was born female.
Caleb Bailey
...
Kevin White
Donald shamelessly pulls his pants down and jerks off in the oval office to images of Bruce Jenner on his laptop. A paparazzi catches a photo of the ordeal, hidden outside behind a bush. The photos go worldwide within a matter of hours. Donald blows his brains across the oval office desk.
GAME OVER.
Jackson Richardson
>Does she have a feminine penis?
you know it!
Jace Thompson
he goes here
drgchan.ddns.net
William Myers
What bathroom does she use?
Xavier Stewart
Let cait Jenner fuck him before she got her dick cut off.
Jeremiah Hall
That picture makes no fucking sense. It's like some low-tier east European modeling shit.
Hunter Sanchez
>call my daughter
goldenshower.jpg
Elijah Barnes
Eat Ivanka's asshole while daddy Putin puts it in my ass
Ian Johnson
An hero.
Sebastian Adams
Reveal the truth about area 51.
Aiden Hall
His name was Seth Rich
For those out of the loop
>Imran Awan and his brothers were employed by Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as IT consultants since 2005
>They had access to the House networks, and emails of dozens of Representatives
>In February, they stole hundreds of thousands of dollars of equipment and illegal accessed restricted parts of the House network
>The House revoked their network access, but instead of firing them, Debbie Wasserman Schultz changed their titles to "advisor" and kept them on
>Imran's wife and kids have fled to Pakistan
>DWS had a laptop confiscated as part of the investigation, and now she is threatening the Police Chief with budget cuts if he doesn't return it
THIS IS THE REAL HAPPENING
ALL POSTS ASIDE FROM THIS AND SETH RICH THREADS SHOULD BE TREATED AS SLIDE THREADS
>John Podesta: Alt-Right Media Like Sean Hannity Colluding with Russia
>BONNIE LEVIN - CVP OF PHARMACY IN THE HOSPITAL SETH RICH DIED IN.
>Another connection to MedStar.
>Kim Dotcom: An open letter to Seth Rich's family regarding hacking claims
>Debbie Wastedman Skulkz THREATENS DC POLICE chief over a Laptop (AWAN BROS)
>Twitter suspends WND.com’s account for a headline tweet
>Hannity: The Russia collusion narrative is crumbling
>Hannity: Abrupt Vacation during Sponsor Fallout
>Hospital IP address?
Please sign this petition.
petitions.whitehouse.gov
IT IS NOT OVER ~! ! !! !!
Dylan Peterson
>SLIDE THREADS
Wrong board, friendo. This is Sup Forums, you're looking for Sup Forums. We don't give a shit about your conspiracy theories.
If dubs: Shutdown Sup Forums.
Bentley Perez
Jerk to loli furry porn.
Brayden Hernandez
Since melania abandoned me in New York I suck jared's femine cock. It's not as feminine as melanias but it's good enough. Tastes more Jewish.
Carter Morris
The whole thread belongs on Sup Forums nigger
Josiah Reyes
Nuke Mecca.
Nicholas Adams
Rerolling
David Anderson
Not do everything I'm about to do
Chase Sullivan
checks dubs, and jerks off under the desk
Luke Campbell
Carpet bomb the middle east with millions of tons of pork. Don't kill them. Just pork them.
Joseph Smith
>In political thread
>Screech at political post
Do you know where you are kohai?
So because It's a pasta, the information is irrelevant and doesn't belong here?
Thomas Reyes
what else would you expect from a low-tier east European model?
Chase Reed
That's definitely a dude. She didn't do a very good tuck job!
Luis Collins
rapes self to death with a wiffle bat
Sebastian Gutierrez
I'm pretty sure that's a tranny. You can tell by the hips 100% of the time. It's the one thing males on hormones can't hide - women have baby carrying hips. Trannies don't.
Austin Lopez
the alt right needs to learn what the word "screeched" means
Ian Johnson
Build the wall
Michael Smith
Abolish the civil rights acts and recreate Jim Crow laws
Joseph Cox
Fuck on the resolute desk
Gavin Russell
This is definitely not a dubs thread.
> if dubs, melania is cucking Donald by using her feminine penis to fuck ivanka.
Adrian Barnes
>ban mudslimes
>build wall
>gas jews
>treat blm like they are pretending to be treated
>gas alex jones
>gas hillary clinton
>nuke middle east
>give everyone free healthcare from jewmoney
>nuke japan
>nuke brazil
>nuke greece
>go to sleep and wait for all the salt
Tl;dr make america great again
Alexander Stewart
I'd watch that porn.
Hudson James
kill all Jews and nuke Israel
Landon Johnson
>alt right
Newfaggot
Charles Howard
GAS THE KIKES! RACE WAR NOW!