I'm on patrol in this sector, and I've detected a distress signal in this vicinity. May I be of assistance?
It is a cruel, unforgiving world out there, but you needn't go it alone. You have backup. Let us strategize as cleverly as possible, so that today's troubles may become tomorrow's conquest.
For the Glory of Anonkind, I ask you: what is on your mind?
>advice
>vent
>relax
Hello Madam. Here for backup and I brought coffee
-phi
I'm here!!!!!!
E> 2B
give me pussy
You two are EXTREMELY reliable, you know that?
Sky certainly is.
-phi
*nods* But you're well on your way to rivaling him, Mission Assistant. I see an exponential trend in your behavior.
Meteoric, in fact.
Do I have to lewdpost this early?
*blush*
Make sure you save some kind words for everybody else too...
-phi
Hey nep, how are you?
-phi
What the fuck even is this shit weeb game?
-stand by-
What's everyone's favorite brand of coffee?
Looks like it, sister. Wouldn't be a complete thread if there weren't some mischievous fun, would it?
They may not be so deserving.
NieR: Automata
And there she is. Good to see you managed to make it, Ika.
2b!! How are you!! Good to see you!
Halloo phi!
Sup Nep!!
Mantis
A way for us to relax. How are you user?
-phi
Hi there ika
-phi
For the love of the Galactic Empire, why does my throat keep hurting?
*blushes harder*
J-just have some coffee...
-phi
Hey there mantis, how are you?
-phi
I have to ride 26 miles to use the free wifi at the local mall, it's 8am...
Dr Phi is my most favorite talk show
-likes tea and pounces you-
Kauna riv i nattevind
kovnar ei av anden din.
Isen smeltar av ditt ljos
Kauna royner bleike spor.
Kauna siv i loyndom inn
lysar opp i auge skin.
Elden rensar hugen min
Kaun, logen brenn!
Are you ill?
-phi
1. Cafe Bustelo
2. Chock full O Nuts
Mantis
That's clever.
-phi
May as well answer your question. Peet's Coffee. Sumatra blend. If not, Dunkin Donuts Turbo will do.
And there's our resident Mantis. Good to have you. Switching up your avatar?
*waits for some lewd joke*
But in all seriousness, do you keep falling sick?
*smiles and shrugs* Alright, Phi. Thank you.
Hey velvet, how's our grease bunny?
-phi
ow
oh yeah my back is killing me, what do?
What song is this?
Doing good I guess.
Hey, good to see you. And I mostly drink instant coffe.
-groans-
Hi.
Have you been sick lately?
Hmm have you seen a Dr?
That compliment is greatly appreciated.
Don't sell yourself short E>
Aii, you think you can get away with insulting my family like that? Why, I ought to pump you fulla' lead.
Anything exciting happen lately?
-phi
Hey, do you guys have any Hetap?
When have I ever?
-phi
Makes you being here all the more special. But really, if you can't make the journey, don't put that much pressure on yourself.
(translation requested)
Horrible. How are you?
Kauna.
I mean I feel that's an overreaction to a misunderstanding but I won't stop you.
-phi
Why is That?
-phi
Hetap? What in the world is that? Jill usually handles drinks...
Bustelo is my favorite too, but it gives me headaches the next day.
No I'm serious. Its like he's preparing me for the real world.
-writes all this down-
I wanna try new stuff~
Time for you to learn to make coffee~
Finished this game a few days ago, I still feel empty.
Wat do?
>Hmm have you seen a Dr?
He perished with the rest of the heathens!
>Have you been sick lately?
The activation code has been spoken!
>But in all seriousness, do you keep falling sick?
Your mystic energy is all over the place!
Change can be good. I'm experimenting with different things, 2b
How do??
Mantis
Reasons.
Kauna tears the winds of night
flutters not by your breath
The ice melts by your light
Kauna revales pale traces
Kauna seeps into secrets
Lights up the eyes
The fire cleanses my mind
Kaun, the flame burnes
I have to exercise every morning because I'm joining the military soon.
Is that even a real word?
-rubs your back and sads for you- you need to do stretches if you're really riding that much and give your body a break.
May I get you something toneat, Sir or Mademoiselle?
Did Ending E hit you that hard too?
Bask in it. After a few days of agonizing over it, you bounce back with a new, optimistic outlook on life.
your pussy
Oh? I've not watched it enough. Is it actually applicable to real life?
-phi
Well, I mostly drink it to get caffeine. And I only drink it black.
Play it again, 100% completion.
Nerd.
Dm me if you need
-phi
Hetap is just a soft drink. It kind of tastes like Soda, but it isn't quite soda. It's fucking orgasmic. I'll give you a picture.
its been about a month since i finished and the music still haunts me.
Did you get ending E?
Ah, jeez sorry I just got off work. It's been a bad day.
Hi phi, what's up?
Evening sky!
Hiya mantis
Hey rabbit, what's this mean?
Rock
I agree with 2B... ending E is beautiful in it's own way. A very optimistic ending
Hmmm I make good breakfast foods...
Hmm it's a rock without a rock...
Hello, 2B. Glad to see you again.
Might I add you need to fix your shirt. Your, uh, chest is starting to show.
КГБ-027
ow!
-tears up- ;-;
It feels sore when I stand for too long or sit for too long... so weird.
It really is, he helps me build a stronger mask.
Yuk what's wrong with you..
If there isn't fucking Hetap! Tell me there's at least some fucking TeamFourStar Soda!
If it's just throat irritation due to sickness, honey, lemon, and tea. And lots of water. Getting enough sleep? Lack of sleep will compromise your immune system.
Who is she?
How poetic. Kind of unexpected from you, Velvet. Didn't know you were into this kind of thing.
When are you off to basic?
I'll accept the title.
It's okay, we'll be here to cheer you up when you get home, Rocky.
I feel so teased.
Just surviving. You?
-phi
Aren't masks bad?
-phi
Hey. Nice to see you! Hello!!! What's new there?
Mantis
Tea is much more superior to coffee.
КГБ-027 AКA Sergei
Yo
-phi
Faggot
Retarded faggot
Faggot
Kys
2/10 thread wouldnt fuck any of you faggets kys
Oh... I'm pretty good at that E>
Well guys, I thought today would be okay.
It wasn't.
How are things going here?
I think in September.
But I come back to America in June to pick up my stuff.
Hey Louise
I don't know is it?
I'm intrigued.
What are the ingredients?
It is the songs name, It is referencing the Rune Kaunan. Also known as Kaun or Kenaz. The three have different meanings.
See
Why would I bother you with my Problems?
It is a song, Music is my life. It's what breathes fire into my body and thoughts into my mind. I did not write it, I could never come up with something so artful.
I'm a murderous space pirate, to the point where killing and plundering has become an addiction. My family and friends have tried to get me help, and i want to change, but I just can't stop killing. What do I do?
Have you already forgotten what I said about the Galactic Empire!?
Generally.
You know that isn't what I mean. Hmph.
What happened?
Because that's what we're here for.
I'll ask my little sister if she has any in stock. Just for you.
That is, if she ever arrives.
I'll be expecting a full report either in threads or in the Discord after. Thanks for making it all the same, Rock.
Sergei, is that you? *looks down*
Ah, yes. Well, it's for optimal air cooling and paying homage to ancient human design and aesthetic. Hope it isn't too distracting.
Feel free to cry on any one of our shoulders when you reach it.
Hero?
Many things.
(You)
Nerd.
Calling me a faggit is nothing new.
-phi
Is that your name?
Jerk
Pretty good so far
I think I should let 2B do her thing and just lurk for a while.
And what language is this?
Well new is the time to hash it out.
-phi
I'm sorry Fenn, feel free to talk...
Well... I do cook other things pretty well. I have made curry E>
-looks worried, knows exactly how that feels- hun you should get looked at. That's exactly how it started for me.
I know Nothing.
Tell me about yourself
-phi
Hi! Welcome to the thread!!
Because I care? Also I Usually bother you so it's only fair
-phi
If you would just stop being a bully, humanity would be able to cure cancer and colonize space.
Are you from FLCL? I can't wait to watch the second season.
Caffeine could be bad for your mental psyche, maybe you should ease off of it completely
Have you tried killing other pirates only?
-phi
Blasphemy. Take that back.
You have the floor, Fenn. What happened?
Fighting for the US or Russia?
Hey, I wouldn't put that beyond you. When Rock, Jill, and myself put out our own tracks, maybe you could be our ghost writer.
Be true to yourself. Everyone has their role to fulfill.
Yes, I have returned. How have you been?
...and it isn't too distracting. I guess it does suit you for a woman who does need her cooling mechanisms :]
КГБ-027
Nyaa, what's up Doc?
Mantis
... You monster. Here I thought you'd grown bored of us!
When did you start coming around again?
I am here to claim this thread
Yes. Address me as Sergei, or КГБ-027. Either one will do. Nice to meet your acquaintance.
Oh good we're sisters~
I'm 5'4"
I weigh 120, all muscle no fat!
I like long walks by myself, I like American Football, the Jets are my team. I don't know.
I will be fighting for Russia. I was kinda turned away from joining the US Marines twice
Well, sugar. I'm not sure. I'm not quite from Earth so. Ummmm. I looked it up, Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Lactose, Orange Juice, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Artificial and Natural Flavor, Vitamin C, Calcium, Pantothenate, and more Vitamins
If not that, do you know if you have any TeamFourStar Soda? Because it's too early to get crunk.
A rough translation of Old Anglo-saxon rune poems.
I will never be a writer, I lack the creativity. I am too structured, too methodical.
But you're justified in your messaging of me. You're a good person, Phi.
I'm not... really sure. Yesterday went really well. This morning went pretty well.
I ended up making a fool of myself helping out with some kids. I ended up out in the cold with my feet three inches into the mud. I had hope, it's gone. I'm not going to achieve anything, I was wrong.
Good is good.
I don't know, Sky. I don't know. Talking is hard. I was with a friend (much younger guy) for a good part of the time, and I couldn't bring myself to say any of the things I wanted to say.
You're right... it's hard. But I don't want to go out there and be miserable.
I had hope, 2B. I had some hope for myself, and for the people around me. It's all gone now. I don't care anymore, I don't want to do it anymore. My feet are wet, I'm cold, and I don't have any hope of seeing anyone I feel comfortable enough around to really open up to within the next month.
Sorry I took so long. Slow to type.
Maybe I don't want that to happen!
Don't worry about me, silly. I can take care of myself!
So smol.