Where do you live, Sup Forums?

Where do you live, Sup Forums?

At least try to be subtle, NSA.

Fresno

howdy ya'll i'm living in new york city yee-haw!

What a horrible place to live. I drove through there during summertime. So fucking hot.

canada eh

Salt lake fuckin city

Fresno's pretty cool if you live here. We've got a gnarly music and art scene and we've already got a major zoo and are getting an aquarium and the high speed rail is gonna run through here. This place is fucking dank.

Detroit

I live on that planet.

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Silicon Valley

Whenever I check in to see what's happening in that city, I always see some headline about someone getting stabbed or shot. I guess you could find anything bad about a place though.

>hates Michigan and Ohio
Any particular reason?

That's the only news worth reporting, really. No one cares enough about the art or music scene to report all the positive stuff going on there and the people who do good for the city don't get recognized.

I live in a van down by the river.

ive worked at a national park where i live where you see people from all over the country pretty much every day, and as a federal park, you get workers from all over the country

michigan is shitbag bernie sandersville, with a couple of the WORST cities in the US. never met a person from michigan who wasnt a complete lefty weirdo.
ohio is the exact same, more so for the weirdos. start paying attention to people from ohio, theyre complete weirdos. its just full of complete pooftas.

it sounds completely unreasonable, and it is. i just get that idea from the thousands of retards ive met from both of those places

I do know PaulsEgo is from the area. Before he became a full time member of the Drunken Peasnats, I was in Madera, and I found his address through white pages and walked down the road, multiple times, trying to gain the courage to knock on his door. Not sure what I would've said, and it would've been awkward as fuck, but now he's all the way in Seattle, and so far away. Fuck, why didn't I go and talk to him? I probably could have become the subject of one of his stories, or at the very least met him, and shook his hand or something, like just say I was a fan that was in the area.

Sorry, totally fanboying out over Paul.

Argentina

*Peasants

In a house

I can see that. I know Royal Oak and Ann Arbor are full of those faggots. They've also started infiltrating Detroit like they're going to "bring it back." My area is mostly right-leaning or just doesn't give a shit.

I find your commentary on Michigan offensive. However, you are spot on with Ohio.

why do you hate colorado?

Royal Oak and Ann Arbor are high income, highly educated areas. Of course they are liberal.

The earth is flat, btw

Seattle

Vicksburg? I used to drive through there when I lived in Birmingham and had to go out to Monroe for work. I never really stopped to look around, although there was a pretty dank tamale joint right off the freeway that I'd hit for lunch occasionally. Guy I worked with at the time recommended it. I can't remember what it's called but you probably know it. I got the idea it was popular.

Ann Arbor is fucking stoner college students. Most are dumb as a fucking brick.

California