DUDE CASUAL SEX AND PORN ARE SO BAD FOR YOU LMAO

DUDE CASUAL SEX AND PORN ARE SO BAD FOR YOU LMAO

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both things are bad for you

It is when you're a stud like assbender who can get any trim he wants

You're right, they aren't good for you. Eat shit faggot

t.woman

Both are bad for you

Suck my cock, cuck

>DUDE CASUAL SEX AND PORN ARE SO BAD
They are though. Especially porn.

DUDE BEING HANDSOME, HAVING A SOMEWHAT LARGE SCHLONG, BEING PHYSICALLY FIT AND ABLE TO FUCK JUST ABOUT ANY WOMAN YOU WANT, AT ANY TIME YOU WANT, IS BAD FOR YOU AND CRIPPLES YOUR SOUL LMAO

go back to r/NoFap you retarded faggots
this movie is awful, McQueen is a hack of the lowest caliber

morality is equal to virginity

>That subway scene

Can anyone even stop McQueen and Fassbender?

Have you even gone 1 day without ejaculating? You will be so alpha you won't even care about pussy.

thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/03/shame.html

This is a long read but worth it

what scene?

We discuss why its bad as soon as you're no longer a teenager

Sounds like the film hit a little bit too close to home.

DUDE MY DAD MOLESTED ME AND MY SISTER AND NOW I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER BUT MY PORN INTERESTS ARE INCREASINGLY DEGENERATE LMAO

youtube.com/watch?v=ErOQtiFLhvE

>WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I'M A SUCCESSFUL AND ATTRACTIVE GUY WHO CAN FUCK ANY GIRL I WANT
>I EVEN FUCKED MY HOT ASS SISTER
>WAAAAAHHHH

not really, but it is such a heavy-handed display of a perceived moral highground (like everything McQueen does, really) that I felt compelled to post this
the main character is a caricature, the soundtrack is a caricature (DUDE THIS IS REALLY SAD AND WRONG DO YOU GET IT?), the dialogue is abhorrent. it's a complete failure

>i'm le adult checkmate xD

So is it bad because other people say it's bad or did you came to that conclusion yourself?
Or is this thread just filled with people who think sex in general is evil?

wtf I hate sex now

Every single person ITT is looking at the film the wrong way.

Read a book, take philosophy 101

>this will show him I'm grown up

>carey mulligan will never be your crazy sex-starved sister

abstract hell

explain it to us, mr mcqueen

if you don't have any input at all, please go back to your capeshit general
protip: saying "I'm mature therefore you lose" is not an argument

So did he fuck his sister or not?

no, they're not. You're just saying that to sound smart. The fact that you offered no alternative explanation is evidence enough.

I haven't seen the movie olin awhile but did he actually fuck his sister?

Also when his boss told him about all the porn that he found on his laptop and he said "maybe it was your intern" was he fucking with him?

>Being so paranoid you believe a film is preaching to you

You realize the movie is only about (you) if you let it be, right? Did you self-insert as Brandon or something?

Christ.

Alternative evidence to what?

This thread has no point. OP has no point.

You... don't self-insert while watching film?

God I hope that movie's passable.

>Principle cast and director of Macbeth (2015)
>Ubisoft has no creative control

If it's shit I'll eat my hat

first post best post.
surprisingly one helps prevent the other.
dunno if normies who constantly fuck abstain from porn though

Sex is really bad for you.
In ancient Germania it was considered shameful for a man to have sex before he hit 20 years of age.
All of the needs, the drive you satisfy when you have sex you find other ways to satisfy when you don't have sex. You go out and make the world a better place instead. You're not a real MAN because you have sex, any woman would rather sleep with Justin Bieber or any BOYband member instead of you.
Presumably musicians and other people who work in culture have a lot of sex and they have many achievements to their names. But the thing is that cultural achievements are not real achievements, people like shitty rock music because it resonates with them purely and as an achievement it's completely arbitrary. They appeal mostly to people's deficiencies.
All of the objective progress and achievements made today are in technology made by sexless nerds.

I'm pretty sure Ubisoft had more creative control with it than the last Persia movie.

They also released a behind the scene video of Fassbender's stuntman performing three leap of faiths. youtube.com/watch?v=S4WQsXjdmu4


Also rumors that it might only have 40% of the movie set in the past.

>germania
hitlers dream state or what?

It's going to suck, because EVERY SINGLE VIDEO GAME MOVIE EVER HAS SUCKED. You are a dipshit who is rationalizing failure. Video games make shit movies, movies make shit video games, there are NO exceptions

>Movies make shit video games

Well it depends because for the most part there have been more movie games that are passable than there have been vidya-based movies.

>I literally hate everything. I hate movies. I hate video games. I hate all forms of media. And I hate you, and you should too. KYS my man

Go home, OP. Your thread has been commandeered by people who aren't quite as retarded as you.

>McQueen is a hack of the lowest caliber
Take that back fucker

It doesnt surprise me a dumb roastie orbiter like you knows nothing about history

You have to be at least 18 to post here

>video games and movies based on video games are "all forms of media"
AHAHAHAHAHA WOW, don't you have to wake up for school tomorrow?

There hasn't been any video game tie in to movies since the first MCU phase.

Well there's Mad Max but they took their time making that.

>was he fucking with him

No. The intern got fired.

Factually incorrect, but keep ignoring things that don't follow your narrative.

Alright, post some examples then.

Certainly the only ones you're familiar with

>Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Why should I? You are the one who wanted to prove this retarded point.

Oh yeah, forgot about Lego guys.

What point exactly?

>What point exactly?

>There hasn't been any video game tie in to movies since the first MCU phase.
^this one right here, conveniently "forgetting" all of the bad ones does not mean they do not exist. Which is why you are factually incorrect.

You can have a kick-ass life and still feel like shit. The reason why he goes after the puss so often is probably cause he's trying to fill a void. Yes, he has it better than 99 percent of people who have ever lived, but at the same time that fact is likely a reason why he doesn't seek help. How the hell can anyone take his problems seriously? He can hardly take his own problems seriously, he just represses them.

The film isn't saying that sex is bad for you, but repressing deeper psychological and emotional issues with sex is.

Alright, I'm wrong about that. There have been vidya tie ins besides Lego and Mad Max like the Spider-Man games but they just reused the engine SD had and the rest of the others are obscure Disney movie tie-ins, either for the 3DS/WiiU exclusive or DInfinity, which is literally dead now. Vidya tie ins being a rarity but still being more quality than movies based on video games still stands.

and honestly we are quite off topic.

I'm just saying, if everyone is getting it wrong the least you could do is offer an alternative viewpoint.

>gets blown by another guy
HETEROS GONNA FREAK

He is the epitome of a Man.

>film prominently features a depressed character who has lots of sex
>thus it must be about why sex is bad

how is Sup Forums so bad at reading film?

it's about depression/isolation. Brandon's incapable of making real emotional connections. v obvious if you're not a complete fucking idiot.

this movie has a very clear sex negative subtext
watch it again

no, moron

what it's portraying negatively is his attempts to create emotional intimacy through sexual intimacy. note how he tries to socialize with the prostitutes after they fuck. also, his inability to get it up with the black girl he tries to date is presented as a byproduct of this, and a negative.

So you are reducing cultural achievements down to your nascent and completely uninformed analysis of rock and roll music, which is itself a very small portion of cultural history? Most of culture has been devoted to refining, disciplining, subverting, and exerting power over people. From the faces of kings imprinted on coins and monolithic sculptures during the Roman empire that reminded the people who and what they served, to the Buddhist caves that swarm around the Silk trail that spread their religion across thousands of miles, to Byzantine architecture under Constantine and Justinian that correlated wealth, gold, and power with the structure of the Church, to the dissemination of knowledge and religion in the monastery and the construction of illuminated manuscripts, to the revival of correlating realism with religion during the Reconnaissance which turned to the individual as a deeply important subject as well as a material subject, to the French revolution where the order of the family even became a genre in painting, to which was overthrew by the ideals painted by David - to sacrifice yourself to the state, and thus rose French Revolution. Culture is much more important than you allow yourself to believe and will continue to be. Just because you don't see the worth in something, doesn't mean that it must be completely useless.

In one scene he tries to sleep with a woman he has what seems to be a legitimate connection with. He tries to have sex with her but becomes impotent because he can't handle the intimacy. It wasn't the fact that they were about to have sex that was the issue, but rather that he couldn't handle having a deeper, emotional connection with another person which leads him to having meaningless sex. That's really what the movie is about.

>his inability to get it up with the black girl he tries to date is presented as a byproduct of this
no thats just normal. if you can get it up to black chicks then something is wrong with you

Good one.

Jokes on you I enjoy casual sex with sluts and I had a perfectly fine childhood :^)

>but did he actually fuck his sister?
he didn't, Sup Forums is just memeing as always.

He did but it wasn't consensual. Are you this dumb

the first RE movie was alright for what it was.

I think it was implied that they were sexually abused, but I could be wrong. Regardless, the film was wise enough to not wallow on what happened. It would have been too melodramatic.

The first RE movie was the worst one, and also had the least in common with the video game.

Really loose adaptation. Sequels feel like fanfiction.

Did we watch the same fucking movie because I'm sure as fuck he didnt fuck his sister in the one I saw

>Sequels feel like fanfiction.
the sequels are completely fucking diarrhea hence why i only named the first movie
>Really loose adaptation.
Arent they all though?

>tfw I think I'm kinda addicted to sex
>tfw I keep fucking this disgusting looking hookers, I always regret right after cumming but I can't fucking stop doing it anyways
>the last one was like a 50 year old hag with tits that resemble 2 fried eggs
What the fuck is wrong with me I wasn't even molested or anything

you like sex too much for your own good
find a hypersexual gf

fassbenders character was dependent upon constant sexual gratification to cope with his emotional problems. it didn't say casual sex or porn are inherently bad you dipshit

Boring movies are bad for everyone

>inb4 and For You