NZ Thread

NZ Thread

whats good boys

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Early one tonight.

Also you made the thread wrong.

Why are IDs even gone?

Dunners reporting.

Bored as farrk for a Friday night. Who's up to some interesting shit?

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chch cucking in. the hemorrhoids are going down and bleeding has stopped so I have that going for me which is nice

oh daddy hitler-kun, fill up my concentration camp with your jews uguuuh~~~~

They'll go away and come back. Try to have softer shits, change up your diet a bit.

this

dunedin here got really baked and want kfc

Is this going to haunt us forevermore?
dubs

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Yes, it's so fucking funny to me. I'm forcing the meme with all my autism.

Wellyfag here
Loneposting again :c

anyone in howick who can hook me up with some weed?

daily reminder

Aren't we all ;_;

Of what?

isn't it obvious

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i just came

No, that's why I questioned it.

More?

No

no i was saying i already came so it's wasted on me

I need a man
Somebody let me suck their dick

Quercy we already discussed this. i'm not letting you near my dick

Kek

My names not quercy
Pls let me bb

How big is your penis and what city?

Your name is whatever I say it is you cheap slut

ok faggot. am in Opotiki though and i'm not travelling

any nudes?

Bae

6.4''
Unf~
Well, pay for my plane ticket or something

Gay

This bitch added me on snapchat kek

Old as shit. Fuck off.

New

same. got some snaps of her fartbox

Would suck a fart out of her ass

Don't lie user
She doesn't snap losers kek

Literally cancer.

How long do you spend on the shitter? Maybe spend less time sitting, and dont spread your cheeks as much. It sounds odd but it might help

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Ive got a stopover for a day in Auckland so I'll have the daytime to wander around the centre before getting on my flight.

Any tips on what not to miss?

t1m please janitor all these jailbait posters

seconded

Your flight.

>off by one
approx 4 mins per shit, depends on how much wiping is needed. i've been spreading the ass cheeks for a few months now to minimize the time needed to wipe so this could be the problem. thanks for the tip user

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Auckland airport is in the middle of nothing so you will have to rent a car or pay out your ass for a taxi or bus. the closest city centre is manukau and it fucking sucks.
Stay at the airport.

Nigga what the fuck you even posting

I was looking at the 'skybus' for $60 to get the family into and out of the city proper. Its not cheap but nothing about this holiday is cheap

you can take a bus from the airport to onehunga for $5 and then take the train from onehunga to auckland for like $3

How long will you be in Auckland tough? If it's only a few hours don't bother. Traffic sucks and there's nothing good to see here.

Post you're waifus (and also tunes)

soundcloud.com/whoiscecilia/hide-master

My nigga. Thats what Im talking about

>$60

you could literally have your way with a 10/10 thai ladyboy for a full hour

the bus is called 'Airporter (380)' and is literally impossible to miss, it stops right outside the onehunga train station, which goes direct to the cbd.

Good luck if you're on Queen St after 7pm!

We are there for basically 24 hours, but with kids so nightlife is off the menu. Was mostly just looking to hit the sights just to say we had done it.

Then we can go back to the south island and continue to whinge about jaffas

I cant last an hour and Im too old to do it twice

Germanfag here: How do you actually feel about us sending heaps of 18yo backpackers down there?

See the Sky Tower. You can take your kids to Rainbow's End, New Zealand's shittiest and only theme park.

Auckland has nothing.

I like it, they are pretty kinky.

how old are you? get them to give you a massage for the first 55 mins then

I don't have any pics of ginga.

youtube.com/watch?v=kmuDebV5JJU

waifu and tune

youtube.com/watch?v=d9IxdwEFk1c

10/10
The song was alright too.

Dunedin reporting.

bloody hell was at polytech for almost 12 hours today, long days work.

Ayy cunt, we /boredem/ too

well that could've been arranged

probably haha

if you cant find weed, you dont deserve weed.

go look on your front lawn idiot

lad thats a good one

All the regular hookups are dry
Help a desperate nigga out

Are you THE one?

id never help a nigger.

no, just someone who recently discovered he is a koreaboo

Would you help an upstanding white man with a strong jawline and good morals?

If you want to smoke the Devil's grass you don't have good morals. You need Jesus.

Fuck IDbro put me on IU too

Fuck me, there's no winning with you. Jesus ain't shit.

that wasn't my reply that was some random.
sure ill sus for you, send nudes

sent ;)
now bring green pls, sesh at my house

i will literally cuck you

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You are not alone my friend, Aro Valley reporting in

.Thor ;)

100% agree with this

I love Koreaboos

i didnt get any nudes.
do et.

I really miss kyss ;_;

You want your dick sucked?
No homo

Nigga I was going to be the lonely poster but my internet Fucked out Nd when octane back the thread was kill.

>doin dots
>not just smoking a bowl like a sensible person

I don't have one, sorry to disappoint friend.

prove it

Someone in Wellington bring me food and weed.

how far away are you and whats in it for me
nah

Can neither confirm no deny that statement.

fuck is this gay shit?

What do you want?

The fuck you just say to me bish