Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Still here and still bored~~

(yunno)
No, as in "the", "der / die / das"

(yunko)
D-d-d-deported

tfw other Rem is noticed

Avatarfags get out of my thread

no

Spiders get out of my bed

Noticed then. Have a drink.

*pinches butt as you pass*
heheh i hate to see her go but i love to watch her leave amirite guise
*elbows friends and proceeds with guttural laughter*

The Dutchies don't deport anyone. Only a handful of people a year

i'm the opposite i'm always DM cos i have a runaway imagination and am good at improvising
3 types of the D: horrifying
>noises you

Donovan claimed.

Claim

Aw :(

Nah they should be based of the genders, as der is for male things, die for female and das for neutral stuff. It gets confusing when you talk about objects tho, there you just gotta get used to it.

Claimed

FBI put kid next to me in DMV to evoke sex response. I said I would put a gun in his mouth

Well, back to being bored I guess.

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:O

Forgot pic

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you're a dingus :o

Claimed

No you -_-

hello
aw that dose sound a bit tricky
and also>insert only 2 genders joke here flowed bu Triggered.png
cute gif
ello
want to play some thing?

ok
How do you sleep for 20 hours? :(

Just switch already uwu

Yeah I guess
Ehh more like neutral like "the child"

konata's been my waifu for 4 years :o

4 hours sleep

What do you want to play then?

What's stopping you from switching uwu

Hi

I can't in summer because it's always too bright :(

I want to see you in the summer so I can see your cute Ben face -_-
I like konata :o

My face is never cute -_-

would you use the female version to refer to a ship
Do you have pay day 2?
how are you today hot stuff

I see

How do I force myself to sleep? :(


It's just posting an avatar :o
always* -_-

I know, I'm pranking you

Go home, go bed, close your eyes and you'll sleep eventually.
Does that sound helpful comrade?

Bad

Never -_-

aw why whats wrong?

Here's how to do it:
Take 10 really slow DEEP breaths, on the last one take in as much air as possible, hold it while sqeezing you own chest as tight as you can. It won't work everytime but we used to do it in high school. Don't know the dangers, but we never had a problem.
Let me know how it comes out.
I am NOT a DR.
Also, find a soft landing place

Are you trying to kill me?
Why are you bad? :(
I'm trying...
Well I do live in the hood

No! It makes you faint is all!

Well, what normally helps you fall asleep then? You could also just stay here and talk till you feel tired.

Yes, die Bismarck

hi muffin

>This triggers the Bismarck

Hai Junko

I usually fall asleep once I'm tired, but It's 8am and I'm pretty awake

I haven't ate yesterday and I won't eat till around 5pm today so I just want to sleep till then

Hi~

Why not eat something small though? Sleeping on an empty stomach is hard

no food, brb gonna shower

Well played. Also acceptable would have been 'Prinz Eugan actually sunk the Hood'.

What's Rory's stand ?

nail it
i'm getting good at this
haha that's great

It's too hot and i have nothing to do

Hi

HELL 2 U!

Why does your waifu look like an alien with Downs
RORY is dangerous her stand can stop time.

I'm scared muffin

It is to hot here to -_- makes me want to melt

Dead

I had another image but I can't fucking find it

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My internet is being bad today

What image?
Why would you assume that?

Kurumi stop.
Because she's RORY. How many people has she killed to recover from her battle with JoJo?

What of?

Where do you live?

Kurumi go

UK Wales
I think this is the hottest day of the year so far

Avatarfags get out of my thread

Italy and Japan are talking
Japan asks wheres the wehraboos
Italy clears his throat and says sunk
Germany bursts in the next panel and says SCUTTLED NOT SUNK

Fug

How many popcorn pieces have you eaten?
It was Tirpitz that was scuttled.

Yes that's the joke
You first

Spiders.

*pinches butt as you pass*
heheh i hate to see her go but i love to watch her leave amirite guise
*elbows friends and proceeds with guttural laughter*

>now, I'll use my trump card: Running away.

Is Australia filled with them? :o

Wait no I'm retarded
The joke is that it's believed that Bismarck was scuttled too but it's been disproven some still hold on to that belief tho

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Fuck spiders

Wanna ERP? :o

Meh, they're chill as.
Deaths from spider bites since 1980s: 1. Reason: Negligence.
Poor spiders.

Yes! :o
Imagine being that spider

Spiders suck tbh
I think this picture is from the same artist

Spider don't care, spider is spider.
Oh nice. Not bad.

I want to lick Yuiko's feet tbhq Famalamidingdongouscioussaurus Rex.

Gee I wonder who this could be

Brb

Its your mom.
come out of your bedroom honey, we've missed you. And I'm also worried, I've heard high pitched screams and I'm scared that you've abducted a small child.

ok

I'm going to start a Minecraft Youtube channel

Those are still popular, right?

Yes.

QOTT: how old is your waifu? Are you a pedophile?

Yes because she's 15-16

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I refuse to answer that question and assert my 5th amendment right, as it maybe damaging to my character.

What's someone gotta do around here to get a couple of patss???

Hello Pat-cat

Here

No, she'd like 800

Oh rip. So shes the same age as my waifu. Only difference is that my waifu kicks ass (^:

Just ask. That usually works

Never knew you were into GILFs

800.... goodness fluffbutt!
Yours is actually older....so... whatever. Mine is +50 adorable

She's not though
Chen doesn't have a kid

And isn't even technically Ran's kid at all