Red Alert!!!

Red Alert!!!

I need your best DOG memes!

Under 1mb preferred. Girl I'm texting is being won over by my overflowing charm and bulging muscles but the dog memes are the ticket.

POST EM b/ I will show the they honor and tip a hat to my lady in your name.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/iSwvVwGO7Ok
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Op here

I'll take it! Horny doggo confirmed.

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Look at that sexy doggo. Wonder what breed it is?

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Dog? Is human boi

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Beauty increase, metaphorical meaning
Oracle said the man saw me gypsy and his SIZ.
Label, you are very good people, you, my daughter
SIZ is beautiful in the future of men
First of all, my princess, SIZ
Male see you, the integration with the men's winner
You are a good girl, YouTube Da looked like a lovely girl
In fact, it is better than this place
So far, the worst malodor

Yes yes. Moar! I can feel the boobies now.

Ever heard of google you faggot?

Fuck Google you goddamn globalist jew.

Looking for them b/ tier memes.

Google images are Sup Forums tier

Kek hes not not wrong OP. They're also Facebook tier

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Kek yes

Silence you fools

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Judah I love your name.
I love you, and the power of poetry
I love you
Wing, I want to make love in the dark.
I love those cats you see such bad
You're crazy if you do not like something and understanding
Beautiful, symbolic language more
Oracle said that the people of Gypsies and the group seen.

I love you too.

On the twelfth hour clock struck
Deep in the woods, deep in the car in preparation
And they have a treasure in the depths of the distance
Look for the gnome and fifteen friends
My favorite song, video, Colombian gangs
Separation atoms atoms and non-Trump Trump
Grass straightens leg goats
Before (fear) to leave post

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Where did you find that picture of me you bastard.

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here the best
youtu.be/iSwvVwGO7Ok

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I'm more like Jason Samoa with short hair you little faggot. I would wreck your whole family!!!!!! Aaaahhhh

if you actually had charm and bulging muscles you wouldn't need the help of collective autists to seal the deal

Easy Poo. I don't want any trouble.

Is that Amy Shoe More?

You never did notice that
Nevertheless, the construction in order to destroy
I play with my world like your little toys
When the fly quickly bullet of you
You put a gun and you're hiding from my eyes
And the long long run you turn

I got some bad news for yea

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Ahh scheisse

You loud and like poetry
When I fell in love with you
Jungian breviary carved
Forks or peaks, purring and silence
In the fringe you see a group of people
On the glass of unreasonable buckwheat
You must be sentenced

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Look, user, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I... I was an orphan... and I was raised in a whore house in Philadelphia. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in a porno mag, or some crap the girls left by the toilet, and it said some kids had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. The idea of being wanted. Because the girl who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear.

The closest I came to feeling wanted was a girl... who made me go through her John's pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar... she would buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it... alone... in my room... with great ceremony. Feeling like a normal kid.

It said sweet on the wrapper.

It was the only sweet thing in my life.

I feel bad as madder
The outer skirt is another T-shirt
Ling will shoot your heart.
Track your little chimney
Friction and metaphor smuggling
As water of Canada, wassup
Paul The Technique runs

Who dat

Still a sissy fag

I don't fucking need you. I want you!!!

Is that you love?

I tuck from time to time. If it pleases you or them.

Dubdubs say you should take another tab of that acid you trippin

This made me laugh harder then it has any right to

epic

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