oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences they've made

> oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences they've made.

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make the best of high school. chances are you'll miss it when you're older

I'm in the last year of high-school right now, what did you miss out on?

Maybe if you peaked in high school.

>Don't be a faggot
>Tits or GTFO
>Pepe is fucking annoying
>Only post a green text multiple lines
>Unless implying
>OP is a faggot

i think life can't get any more pathetic and lonely for people that post the same thread dozens of times a day.

That's not how you do it.

It doesn't matter what you do. It won't ever matter. Be selfish and learn to put on a good guise.

>t. trap thread poster

Fucking sluts. Seriously fuck sluts before they become disease and drug ridden

there is truth to this. girls under 25 are sluts for sure.

Kya
Just do it.

You failed.

i didn't get a prom because my date left me when i got there
i miss a lot of my friends and didn't really keep up with them

Find a career now and stick to it. Don't fall for the "I got all the time in the world to figure out what I want to do." No you don't. I'm 34 and my boss is 24 clearly he made the better choice.

Buy land, seriously buy as much land as you can. It never goes down in value. Well unless niggers live near it.

It won't get better in the future, if you wanna kys just do it now, btw, good bye world.

Do not marry under 30. Enjoy your 20s. No matter what you are doing always hustle. If you can find something on the side do it.. But most importantly... Fuck bitches get money.

this for real!

If you find her, don't treat her like shit and never let her go. She doesn't deserve it and you completely deserve it.

kek

seems like he ended in the same place you did

Don't let men breed your sissy pussy. I know it's hot, but if you're not on prep, please don't risk it

OK, here's some more:

Avoid drugs. That refer will make you lazy, embarrassing, and paranoid. When you get older you can look back on years of your life wasted, going around acting the fool.

Have a plan. Education, work, something. Serious degrees, only. Or you can get a cert and go right into tech or something.

What I mean is... DON'T CHEAT YOUR FUTURE SELF!!

Learn a language. Probably Spanish. That makes you MUCH more valuable in the workforce. Be interesting. Know about stars, or rocks, or something. Don't fake it, though.

It can be that you feel the need or duty of sacrificing yourself for someone else.

Remember that you must be strong and solid before you can take care of others. Don´t disregard your own wellbeing or you´ll destroy yourself, and then you won´t be able to help anymore. In fact, you might do everything worse, because now you need help too.

Sometimes the only way to help is to walk away.

Amen about the drugs. Some people can do drugs and have amazing careers. Most wont. Get a banging career and then do drugs, kids. Not vice versa.

I speak four languages and a girl recently told me how beautiful it was reciting a poem by Pushkin.

I wanna kiss her so badly..

you know that chick that's not quite chubby but you can tell it's coming?

it's coming. hit it before her metabolism pulls the rip cord and she discovers that cases of beer taste great in college because she's going to put on 60 pounds.

But never do heroin.

Master a fake nice facade. Seriously. You are going to meet so many cunts in life. A huge amount of them at work. Learn to hide your disdain. And your crazy.

This newfags still mint in box.

Used to get stoned in high school/college. Led to us being somewhat paranoid. So yeah, can confirm.

First time i smoked weed i got paranoid i was scared i'll lose my mind.

Never smoked since, i don't drink too though so i'm not that fun at parties.

Him ten years younger being my supervisor making at least 30k more a year and on the fast track to cooperate. Yup exact same place.

Bye Steve.

Problem was I used to smoke it where these gangs where acting all tough together. Smoking it at friends houses or your own is heaven. Much prefer it over booze. Piss like a race horse when I drink.

Here's a bad one:

You might think Soap Operas aren't real, that people aren't that evil and conniving.

You would be wrong.

Watch your back in the workplace. Someone is gunning for your boss. He will try to get him by trying to make one of his projects fail. If that project is under your control, you're going down with it.

You might think caring about the company and the product is all that matters. Nope. The company is an afterthought in all of this.

And watch out for parents of other kids in sports and academia. They'll compete against your kid by taking points from him, things like that. It sounds nuts, I know, but it's real.

Quit playing videogames, quit watching porn, exercise, brush your teeth and floss, get off social media- what you see is not real life, and for Christ's sake stop coming to this site.

>The Sopranos in a nutshell

This is fake news. All of my friends from high school are either dead, in jail, or homeless. Junior and Senior years of college are where you're going to meet your real friends

Pay your bills on time . You think being late isn't a big deal. It fucking is. And if you get behind call them and make a payment plan do not let it go to collections.

DON'T listen to this faggot

Im almost 30... highschool was easily the shittiest time. Everything was better than that.

Women are a waste of air, have the confidence to stand on your own. Have as many relationships as you want but dont let them own your shit.

I will add that women will try and steal your stuff, so be careful. Also, never break up with a woman at your place. Always do it at hers or on neutral ground.

This is very, very true.
And don't announce it and then take too long or you'll get v& to the nutty house for half a night.
Where you'll sit and play with your fiddle spinner (if they let you have it) for a couple of hours and then befriend the nutty careres so they'll let you smoke and then they'll pay for a taxi home at the tax payers expense and then you'll spend the night in a car you crashed 2 years ago.

The real world don't give a fuck about excuses.

>different fag here

I did the management thing and managed the operations of a fleet of trucks working oilfield. You know what it got me? Stress, 10 - 12 hours minimum a day and having to follow emails/calls/texts on weekends and nights.

never again. I now work as a peon making 50k and enjoy my free time every day after work.

never. NEVER. NEVER EVER take a job where you're required to have a company phone unless you're still in that try-hard phase of "management / exec is the way to go, durrrrr"

This, and quit fucking paying taxes. The IRS has had their budget killed and they can barely go after people hiding millions of dollars, they're not gonna do shit to you. I haven't paid income tax in nearly 8 years and I'm living so much better because of it

I'm slightly less of a newfag trying to mimic oldfags to blend seamlessly. It's worked for the most part, but any advice on how to act more like them? Past events I should research?

Dont smoke pot.

Never trust a women who has no girl friends

The hotness of a bitch is directly proportional to how crazy she is.

Never underestimate how easy it is to offend someone

When at work, act like a professional. Doesn't matter if you're boxing fruit, packaging shelves or washing dishes. Do your best, appreciate the opportunity, and practice talking to fuckwits with respect.

Save up and go backpacking in eastern Europe. It's way cheaper than you think.

Travel as much as possible

Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.

Make your peace with god

Agree with this fucker. Used to be Assisstant Manager, ended up doing pretty much 6 days a week, 7-8hr shifts with barely little to no break with a crap pay. Got reduced hours now with more free time and our pay grade now matches what I was earning before.

Yeah, don't make posts like this.

oh hey machiavelli

It's true watches at $ 0?

>The hotness of a bitch is directly proportional to how crazy she is.

HIMYM

>Save up and go backpacking in eastern Europe. It's way cheaper than you think.

FRIENDS

Any Seinfeld one i missed or not?

Our go of sales has slot of stress to. When he gets stressed he flies to California and gits the beach or goes to Vegas for the weekend. And he's not even a higher up executive. He's about 8 steps below the cfo

You had me right up till the end user..

Buy medical supplies online and learn how to use them. Compile a comprehensive medkit and keep it to hand at all times. I am a clumsy dipshit and have maimed myself many times, most of which I should have died if not for my trusty medkit.

source on webm?

If a girl has a messy house, don't fuck her. If she's unsure what she wants in life. Don't fuck her. Not talking about crazy. These are symptoms of underlying issues that can manifest problems for you in many ways.

I think it's the Nice incident in France.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Nice_attack

Nice the city, not as in it's nice.

THIS ONE THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES

Lmao Jesus don't listen to this guy. The federal government moves slow but it will catch up to you. You won't go to jail longer then 3 years if it your first offence but I'd rather pay my taxes. Accountant fag here

This is only true if you belive there is fluffy clouds at the top of that ladder.
9/10 times it's just vertigo.
The higher you climb the further you fall.

Get dubs. Dubs rock. Like these.

Don't worry I wasn't educated in the US so I can tell the difference :D

let me get this right, you are so clumsy you would die without a med kit, but as you have one, you manage to save your own life, and this is a regular thing....dude wtf are you doing, greentext please

it might seem fun to smoke glue
its really not.

Vp of sales not go. Fucking shit

Only go to college / university when you are committed.
You need to graduate in the top 10% of your grade to even have a chance at a job. When you're there, network network NETWORK! and volunteer for everything.

The place is a gym for the mind, the more effort you put in the more you will get out.

Also, unless you're absolutely in love with the field youMUST STUDY S.T.E.M !!!!!!!

Thanks for the advice, captain obvious. So much for asking for advice, right?

He knows

Holy shit this. I've knocked up three crazy slobby bitches. I want to die.

Here's one:

There are NO HOT older women. Well, very few. Your wife won't be one of them.

That one hottie you're too shy to talk to? Apple. She's going to have a fat belly, hanging tits, FUPA, and a flat ass.

The other decent one? Her thighs are like... I dunno, something huge. Ran out of metaphors.

NOT ONE of them will still be hot. The decent ones who watch what they eat and exercise will get their lips filled with collagen and their eyes lifted, until they and their friends at lunch look like a table full of alien ducks.

All true.

3 ffs man

>brush teeth and floss.
Seriously tho. Im 27 and have shit teeth cause i never brushed them as a kid/teen.

Yes it's true most fall but if you play the game and hustle and earn your paycheck, you'll end up with the 1% instead of the bottom 99%. Oh and you have to fuck people over alot.

this sounds legit

Ok so I'll jump in on this

-Don't fall in love young I promise you it won't last.
-Save about £1 / $1k and put it away somewhere, you never know when you'll need it.
-Never buy something if you can't afford to buy it twice you'll always have money this way.
-Don't be overly nice to people, if you go out of your way for someone they will take advantage. (Don't be afraid of saying No)
-Smoke pot / try drugs but don't make it a habit as I promise you it'll stick if you do.
-Don't save money if you have bills to pay.
-If you aren't happy in a situation, remove youself from it. Why play yourself?
-Find a hobby you'd love to do every day.
-Try new technologies (or you'll end up like me posting your first post here at age 52)

and most importantly. Nut up or shutup.

Things def get better after highschool.

:D:D:D:DD:D:Xddddddd

There are no oldfags left.

nice emoji my dude

Once a cheater, fuck em; both literally and figuratively. But don't ever fall down the rabbit hole.

For the most part, life's what you make of it. Change your routine if you feel like shit.

Mushrooms are fucking magical and can possibly change your life.

Learn to live with yourself.

No matter what, always know you're the sexiest motherfucker on the planet.

Drinking alone is one of the worst things you can do, except if planning a nice evening alone or under some shitty circumstances. Even then, fuck it and go get crunked at the bar instead of in your room.

As stupid as it sounds, smile and you're automatically 70% more approachable.

The only right time to be negative to/about yourself is when you pussy out on something, or you're a cunt to someone who doesn't deserve it.

Talk to bitches at any opportunity you have, even if you don't get some fuck you'll be polishing up your social skills.


Wouldn't call myself an oldfag, but there's my two cents.

Well one is dead, so...theres that

no they dont
high school sucked but college is worse

Lol, what are they gonna do? I "pay someone" to do my taxes for me, it's not my fault if they haven't been filing them correctly. No blame lies with me, they're gonna look at the guy I pay, then they're gonna look at the trail of guys who work for him, then by that time they'll have spent more money investigating than they would ever recoup from me.

When you are choosing your parents, don't choose a crack addicted prostitute single mother.

I thought I was being born into a good family, LT commander father, good genes, young wife, then that faggot had to die when I was 2, so my mom started whoring herself out to pay the bills.

Fuck me up so god damn hard, definitely don't choose that option

>Pushkin
Great taste user. My wife was born and raised in Saratov and always raves about Pushkin, especially his short stories

Derps

This last time I was trying to peel a satsuma but I have no nails so I nicked it with a scalpel, wiped it on my jeans and sliced into my thigh. Fortunately I have an abundance of disinfectant, bandages, tape and practice

I haven't done that yet either

I fucked up big time

>sad part is you youngins actually believe this, like you fags own the place now.

>Make your peace with god
This is almost an enditement to do the exact opposite of what this user says.

mate, thats fucked up

No, they're going to go after you. If you don't pay your taxes, you're a dumbass. If you think they give a damn about your excuses, or that they haven't heard them 10,000 times, you're really a dumbass.

indictment