Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?

Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.

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Fortune telling is gay and doesn't work.

Me too.

Why was todays alice thread labeled for yesterdy? When I questioned it the thread got dead. pic for reference.

Are you cute?

She is

when will vento aureo air

Reimu!!
It great to see you!!
How are you??

Mantis

It was clearly a typo, she cooked that for 4-6 hours during the thread, you saw it yourself.

You have a brain, use it.

Final product user...
She could have labeled it correctly.

I get pretty good reactions, yeah.

I'm okay. A little disappointed since there won't be a stream tonight, but oh well.

I don't believe in this stuff but I guess I will roll for a tarot reading.
Names MinCal.

Are... are you really that dense? How long was the thread up, again?

It's #OmegaTime

You know what that means.

redo
I'll try thee times.

And the third.

You may be not like the Caldari, but to show you we aren't all bad, have my dubs from .

- The Deteis from the other day

Sorry there's no stream tonight.
But I'm sure there will be one soon!

Mantis

I will stay for a little while

this thread is boring and shit and bad and you should feel the same

I'm not dumb user. All the other threads alice has ever posted, to my knowledge, have been labeled for the day of the post itself. I simply do not understand why it was so, be it an error or intentional.

chaz wants a fortune cookie tyeah

have any armpit pics

Alice2 is a narcissist

Well, I'll tell you then. The thread obviously wasn't long enough to do the actual cooking during, for one, and for two, she probably meant to do it yesterday / prepared it yesterday and forgot to change the date.

What does that say about you since you want to be like her?

First of all I don't want to be a narcissist and I am perfect the way I am.

Thank you Deteis. Truth be told I have nothing against the Caldari. In New Eden the highest bidder is the only allegiance that matters to me.

You're a pest.

Like this?

flick me away then

Never.

>I get pretty good reactions
modesty is your strong suit.
Reimu's adorable, user.

Nice!

How many boners do you cause on a daily basis?

Hey everybody. I'm sort of here.

-phi

Hi ika

-phi

Hello Nep!

Flick in a good way or a bad way?

Evening all


I'm here, but feeling quite shitty today

So, IDK...

FUCK YOU

Hey Ika- whats your steam?

That's fair, and a mindset I can appreciate. Enjoy your dubs and reading, and this cute 2d grill.

Heyhey!
Hello
Hi there Jill!

Mantis

As far as i know shitstains are far from perfect,

>9 of Cups
In the Past position

>4 of Wands
In the Present position

>3 of Wands
In the Future position

It looks like a wish of yours was already granted sometime in the recent past. Because of that, happiness is already within your grasp in the present. The future sees you traveling and making contact with a distant land.

What wrong?

-phi

Hiya Reimu, schedule working out?

Evening Miss Alice, doing well?

Hey Mantis, the food turned out to be pretty good!

What's up?

Heya Jill, what's up? Feel like i haven't seen you too much.

...Still sorry that you feel that way bud.

Hi there again.

-phi

nice

How are ya mantis?

-phi

That's some dedication.
Hey.
-pets-

Hi jill

-phi

Heya Phi, how'd that class go?

>Rock

Boo

-phi

You know whats wrong. The Family shit, and the possibility that she may be ghosting me...

Thanks

It went pretty well. I wish my assistant could have come though. I needed them.

-phi

Happy EMS week bro.
I work as a mechanic and all our personal had a party today.

2late M8, heh

What's this about ghosting?

-phi

Hello and Welcome to The Thread!

*flick*

Teehee!

At least one. Wanna make it one more today?

Hehe I'd love to

Nah, it'll be a few weeks before that happens, still.

Thank you.

Rolling for a fortune

I guess you don't know the EMT story, or why I'm called that

Messaged her yesterday about the telegram shit. Nothing then. And today I asked for advice on something, no reply again. So, I'm just worried she's cutting me out. Though theres no reason for her to. I can't shake that feeling

Reroll

Sure, why not?

Hello there

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-Koi

>Off by one
Dammit, one more time

Sorry I do not know of any EMT story. If you would be willing to tell me, what is it?
MinCal

Well, you came to the Right Place.
Glad the food turned out so well! I just came from an all you can eat fish fry myself!
I'm all good!

Mantis

What do you like?

Last time

i wanna rape reimu :

Of course, still thinking of what you could do...

Hm, your assistant ducked out huh?

Ah, okay. I saw you made a morning thread the other day and thought that was part of it, I dropped in for a "hello". I've never seen one before.

Boy howdy, been a while since I've heard your voice! What are you printing, mate?

Nice! What kind of fish did you have?

He has a crush on a girl that is an EMT, and she encouraged him to become one himself too, but he is "in the process".
Ask her out already.

I am impressed at how high quality these pictures are.
Good job user

Probably just dated for when it was recorded/photo-taken.

Another one of those Skulls but at 0.95 scale rather than the 0.5 scale I've printed them.
-Koi

I love surprises and women with initiative.

You know Reimu's feet alway get me going hehe.

BEGONE, FOOL, BEFORE YOU ANGER ME FURTHER!!

What does that mean exactly? I haven't seen a printer in person before..

>Rock

Great job!

>10 of Wands
Past

It looks like you experienced a minor but painful loss.

>9 of Cups
In the Present position
A card in the middle position indicates what is affecting your question at this time.

Meaning: Your wish will be granted. Success, accomplishment, and satisfaction will soon enter your life.

>The Moon
In the Future position
A card in the right position indicates your questions future.

Meaning: Dreams, intuition, and/or psychic experiences will come unexpectedly. This is a time when you act on impulse without thinking things through. People who deal in illusion are drawn into your circle. Secret enemies are at work. Your negative and illusionary thinking are disrupting your progress. You feel victimized. Deceptions are being used against you.

Probably should transition to Firefighting shit

Mostly that I have been planning to start the process to become one for my local town. But when I was about to hand in my paper work, my family gave me issues. So I came her, and I was named EMT-user.

Not in the process .Never entered it (I was planning the EMT shit prior to meeting her)

But I started the FDNY FF Process.

And no can do on that bit

Thanks. I just hope its something fine with her

You might not know what a printer looks like, but you know what "Scale" means, right?
0.95 means 95% of the original model size.

That doesn't seem consistent with her behaviour

-phi

That's excellent

-phi

Filet of Cod. Like 4 pieces. Real mashed potatoes, vegetable soup.
I'm ready to work the Cold, Dark Night now.

Mantis

Feeling a little jealous of the tentacle

Can I have a love fortune?

Yeah, she got a concussion.

-phi

This will NOT be off by 1 from quints!

Eye'm the strongest!

I'd like a tarot reading if the stars are with me.

Roll from 3rd world shithole

Hi, I'm Phi. How are you?

-phi

Rerolllll

I know, seems so out of place for her. Either something I said rubbed her the wrong way, or something real bad happened to her.

(Probably will transition to using FF shit instead)

so why havent killed yourself yet?

Wut??
Who?

Mantis

I don't think we've met. I'm Phi.