My name's Michael Gira and I'm feelin' fine

>My name's Michael Gira and I'm feelin' fine
>I just released my album, To Be Kind

Easily his worst lyric. Overrated album

>Well my name is M Gira and I'm here to say
>I like to flex my muscles in a major way!
...seriously?

>Nigga this ain't soundtracks for the blind
>This is our thirteenth studio album, to be kind
what the fuck

>joined the army, that shit was scary
>guess it's time for me to be exmilitary

Fucking hell

>My name is Michael Gira and I've got it on tape
>A former collaborator just accused me of rape
I mean it's topical but what the fuck were you thinking man

My name is Brian Wilson and I belong in a pound
The album I made which nu males love is called
Pet Sounds

>My name is Steven Wilson and you are all fucking gays
>So listen to my new album Hand Cannot Erase

Jesus

>thank you for taking time to unwind
>with these soundtracks for the blind
???????????

>I fucked all my friend's exes
>My name's GG Allin and this is my Carnival of Excess
The fact that he had a career in the first place is shocking

>His name's Mike and mine is Marcus
>and this is our album, Tomorrow's Harvest

The direction they took with TH was so disappointing, these new lyrics are awful

>wife said she was pregnant
>i said "with my kid, eh?"

>In Japan, we don't have any hens
>This album is called 98.12.28 and we are The Fishmens
The translation is a little off but seriously?

>I'm Richie James and I'm comin' through
>with some ambient works from '85 to' 92

I know it's supposed to be a classic and all but this is embarrassing

>My name is Trent Reznor and I love smoking green
>This is my new album, Pretty Hate Machine
seriously, Trent?

>people think it's fucked up I fuck my sister
>please listen to my album, If You're Feeling Sinister
this is what the kids call "cardigan music"

>My name is Will Cullen Hart and bitches once then I'm done
>Come take a listen to Black Foliage: Animation Music Volume 1
How far up their own asses can they be?

>>My name is Will Cullen Hart and bitches once then I'm done
what?

I know, right? How can they come up with such terrible lyrics?

>we're ween and we shit with ease
>so sit back relax and eat some chocolate and cheese

???? what the fuck ween?????

You think that's bad? Try this:

>Due to retinal detachment, I'm blind in both eyes
>So I made myself these Soundtracks for the Blind

???

fuck**** sorry too busy making 11 min sound collages to pad out my already long record

>Mad dudes from the NJ, ain't nobody iller
>We're The Dillinger Escape Plan, and one of us is the killer
How are they boundary-pushing again?
Glad they're breaking up.

>Doctors say we the illest
>cuz we sufferin' from realness
>got my niggas in Paris
>and they just went Gorillaz
They were never good to begin with.

>my gf broke up with me without any reason
>I guess this summer will be a long season

It sounds better in Japanese I guess but still

I love this type of thread but this is simply embarrassing

not as embarrassing as you're fat mom ROLTFMOA

Fuck

I mean, Trent isn't the best lyricist but that's just ridiculous.

youre*

>I got a new shirt, it's magnifique
>Only $5, at Paul's Boutique

I mean come the fuck on

>My name is Thom York but I ain't no dork
>I'm kickin' and squealin' gucci little pork
How can one even bear this?

>what's up
>i don't give a fuck

damn

>Yes I shot John, I don't give a damn!
>Now listen to my new album, it's called "Ram"

wtf Paul

>Look at all these ovals, there's like a fucking billion
>More than the seats in Merriweather Post Pavilion

I mean, I guess?

>I ride or die for Annie, she ride shotgun with me
>Get our fuck on in an aeroplane over the sea

Kinda jarring with the rest of the album's tone...

>To protect the world from devastation
>To unite all people within our nation
>Drive like a demon from Station to Station

Fucking coked out of his mind on this one.

Almost actually believable. I can imagine someone putting that in their song. And then pooing poooooooooop:P

>DONT FUCK WITH ME

damo suzuki, reggaeton chassis
bitches can't fuck with my ege bamyasi

No more ridiculous than any of their other lines desu.

>yeah my name is bjork i'm the host with the most
>you're listening to my new album Post

Takes the piss.

>All this cocaine and all these hoes
>Y'all know this dick be overgrown

why

>I don't feel and it feels great
>Here's our new EP, Interstate 8

>OOOOOH YEAH WEEZER

Pinkerton is better.

>when you die you will be missed
>and i'll fuck your corpse in the hospice

jesus christ peter

>here's a record I know the critics won't pan
>think imma call this one the glowing man

Glad this was their last one, this needs to stop

>this food is nasty it's starting to rot
>*inaudible mumbling* yankee hotel foxtrot

How did they get away with this one?

>drugs we do nigga never been done
>so here's piper at the gates of dawn

Best one

>My name is Johann Sebastian Bach
>I was gone, but now I'm back.
wtf that's not even a fugue

>military industrial complex was givin' us a whole lotta woes
>so we wrote this album for it, called it yanqui uxo

What pretentious shit

the amount of people in here with no sense of flow or rhythm makes me question how this can be a music board

nah

>I'll bring home the turkey
>if you bring home the bacon

>I'm from the OF crew, yeah I'm takin' it in stride
>I don't like shit, I don't go outside

Why does pitchfork praise him again?

Came here to post this

This tbqh

Weak

>Mister Kevin Parker's got some 'tism
>so here he is serving up some lonerism

You'd think he could be a little less hard on himself

>It's the end of the album, I hope you thought it was alright
>Thank you for listening to Birds in the Trap Sing McKnight
And this is the so-called "god of trap"?

>why hello there friend, my name is Zach Hill
>and I came to hit you with a sick drum fill!

What a mess.

7.8/20

underrated

>I'm Ian Bavitz and huge is my cock
>So listen to this album Float
>By me, Aesop Rock

wtf

kek

>So this is my new album Yeezus
>I hope it passed the testuz
>With best regardz, Kanye Westus
what an absolute madman

>I'm MC Ride and we about to get lit
>Our new album just came out, Bottomless Pit
>also pussy church

>I'm Lou Reed and they say our band's lyrics are sicko
>So to prove them wrong, we made an album
>The Velvet Underground and Nico

>I'm Eyedea and I fuck a toad
>Listen to my album By The Throat
>k bye gotta kms

>I'm Jeff Mangum, you know them hoes flock to me
>Givin' me head In the Aeroplane, Over the Sea
First semen stains, then this. C'mon Jeff...

Your posts would be better received if you didn't namefag so much. It's hard to get away with posting so many times in a row if people can see that it was the same person.

>We're Deafheaven do our band a flavor
>Listen to and enjoy this album called Sunbather!
*rolls eyes*

>Stephen Malkmus gives me orders
>To listen to his new LP, Brighten the Corners

>I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
>These are our greatest hits, it's our new CD

threw it right in the trash

>I can see you over there, getting kinda antsy
>Come chill with me and listen to Twin Fantasy

Will...

>Society is just a big fuckfest
>I guess its time to listen to Lonesome Crowded West

Best posts itt

yo im talking right at you, aint speaking no spanish
guess your spirit is gone, guess your spirit has vanished

>and as the thrush flew up from the cedar
>I wasn't sure how to pronounce this word either

Yeah I guess

>Oompäh loompäh doompadïh dandö
>Mekanik Destruktïw Kommandöh

I'm speechless

>sup we're clipping., not Death Grips they're so shitty
>buckle up nigga for this ride into midcity

The worst part is Daveed is only half black

I love you

>All cops are a nigger attacker
>Puny white dicks, mine's Bigger and Blacker
He should leave the songs out of his stand up shows

>I'm MC Ride and my flow doesn't ebb
>check me out on no love deep web

D R O P P E D

>We disbanded after releasing our album Deceit
>But now we're back on tour as This is not This Heat
absolutely ruined their live show

This Heat's genre is: Proto-Ween

i agree

>I've never had a hug and I've never had a kiss
>I guess you could say I'm really Loveless

Absolutely fucking abysmal.

Strong

didn't even rhyme, they can't keep getting away with this

>My little wife, she got cancer stage 3
>Here's the story, it's A Crow Looked At Me

>waifufags love this shit

>Time for me to appropriate minority cultures
>In the name of lord L. Ron, I bring you Midnite Vultures

seems like his laid back slacker persona was an elaborate ruse

>bitches gonna get popped by my effing glock
>if they think I'm some kind of laughing stock

Well apparently you didn't love him either

>I look kind of funny and I play in a geek band
>It's really no wonder I have only three friends

that's just depressing senpai

I chuckled

I'll never understand how they thought this line would fit the album

>I don't believe in miracles
>I don't believe in lies
>I don't believe in hologram
>For I am the Frizzle Fry
wtf les