Texas. The last best place

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Why haven't you moved there yet? I'm saving up.

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Go to Montana instead. It's Texas without that Mexicans.

Stay in Canada, we're the white man's last hope.

Did you forget they voted for a rat?

Texan here. Ask me anything.

You mean the state voted for its own Senator that was running?! Whoa!

Fuck off were full

Dude weed lmao.

No thanks, Texas forever.

Where's your Texas flag, then?

Yeah maybe, but I'm sick of the cold and always feeling like I have to apologize for being a white male. I want loud and brash.

Why do foreigners always have to come shit up american threads.

I miss Sup Forums when you could choose flags and they actually had Texas as an option.

>nytimes.com/2016/05/08/us/what-makes-texas-texas.html

What the shit is this. Native Texan here. Where in Texas do yall live that is white? Because everywhere I am, there are spics. I even live in the million dollar neighborhood and there are spics as soon as i leave my street

But I'm white, proud of it, and ready to do my part. I hear that is a dying breed and want to help.

Yeah I'm not sure where this comes from either. I'd say about half the people I interact with on a daily basis are hispanic and half are white, with other races being only occasional.

Most of them are loud, boorish idiots, too. But I guess at least they're not liberals.

Texas also has the shortest period between being given the death sentence and receiving it

Don't forget asshole drivers

>Prisons and people shooting each other
Sounds wonderful.

been to Texas, felt like Mexico desu.

>tfw self defense and punishment for crimes is now seen as a detriment in Italy

You guys really have let yourselves go

ITS FUCKING 39% WHITE
IN 1985 IS WAS fucking 70% white.
THERE ARE 1.4 MILLION ILLEGALS IN TEXAS
IT'S A MIRACLE THEY STILL VOTE REPUBLICAN

Sup Forums has taught me that Italy is another word for Ireland

unlike commiefornia, it is difficult for illegals to vote here

That was always a lie stat. While it has decreased a lot, it wasnt 70% white. A lot of spics used to claim white nonhispanic. But now all the SJW kids and la raza pride, they claim spic not white

>Why haven't you moved there yet?

I don't like Mexicans.

We have our own Texas too ya dummy but it is burning.

The need for prisons and self defense is a negative. It's not exactly a place putting their best foot forward.
It sounds like it's to appeal to boot lickers and people who fantasise all day about killing people who have done them wrong.

Oh right.

>california goes full libtard
>start implementing retarded marxist policies
>start importing millions of shitskins
>california goes to shit
>all the SWPL libtards who started the problem in the first place flee the state because it becomes unlivable
>they all move to texas
>start voting for more socialist policies and the importation of more beaners
>texas starts becoming a shithole
>libtards start moving to the next state...

I WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE. YOU'D THINK THEY'D FUCKING LEARN
THE PEOPLE WHO PAY A PREMIUM FOR SUBURBAN PLACES THAT ARE TWO HOURS FROM WHERE THEY WORK JUST TO BE ABLE TO LIVE IN A WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD ARE THE SAME ONES CONSTANTLY LOBBYING FOR MORE DIVERSITY

Thank you for making Japanese games better than Japs can make them anymore.

>I want the house I bought to go up on price.
>Importing shit skins will accomplish this by increasing demand.
it's the same shit happening in Europe.

There are quite a few good states left.

Personally my problem is that is that I have history where I'm from. My family has lived in the philly/NJ area for generations ever since they came here. And they all still live around here.

I'd prefer living somewhere that's not such a shithole, but I can't bring myself to leave everything behind.

Texas has always been a heavy mix of white and hispanic ever since it stopped being just natives. It's not a new thing. And hispanics in Texas tend to be much more conservative than elsewhere. Most of the liberalism here comes from blacks and white urban liberals, the latter of which have increased in number lately.

It's all the libshits fleeing california after they ruined that state. But they're not self-aware enough to realize that they are the ones who ruined it, and they're just bringing their problems with them.

It's pretty much analogous to taking in 3rd world shitters from mexico. People argue that we need to take them in because they're just people that are trying to get out of a terrible and dangerous failed state like mexico. But they don't realize that the people are what make up that failed state. It's not some entity on its own. Mexico is the people, not the plot of land.

You understand where you are right? The sign in the OP picture is just a loud statement made to piss off liberals, its just like us when we say dindu nuffin, its a statement of beliefs that are unapologetic.

Its a statement that they protect themselves and their own, that there are punishments for those that think they can get away with acting like a fools, like terrorist, like criminals.

Its not like that sign is taken straight from the state laws, its probably up on wall in a family owned BBQ restaurant somewhere.

Bad people belong in prison, people who wish to do you harm deserve harm, that's what I'm getting.

I wouldn't go so far as to say I fantasize about killing as much as I fantasize about the idea of righteous ideals being recognized and embraced. Standing up to the tyranny of the regressive left who constantly tell me how horrible I and my ancestors are. Who tell me nothing I do or own or love is worth protecting because of what someone else feels or thinks. Who say i must capitulate and beg for forgiveness because I am the spawn of the conquerors of a forgotten past. No more, I will defend what is mine and expect others to do the same with theirs.

Yeah its pretty butthurt.

Your fantasising about living somewhere else. There are >95% white nations that speak English you know.

Texan in Alabama, its nice here but it's not home. I miss home...

>just got the privilege to wear their own personal property on their hip by their benevolent overlords a mere 4 months ago
No thanks. That freedom hating shithole can suck a dick.

Plus, they have a lot of spics and niggers.

How's Texas NEETbux? Tryna settle down with a qt southern beauty and live my life on the internet.

I have a don't mess with Texas cup, want to move there, too. Have to try to get a visa as it seems that H1B is for pajeets..

You'll probably be sound in the liberal parts of Texas. (i.e. the big cities like Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, etc.)

They dropped Tropicle Freeze in late 2013 (which was excellent btw), so they've been working for the last 2.5 years on something. Most likely a launch title for the NX.

Yeah, despite Texas' reputation for gun ownership a lot of our gun laws are pretty strict when not compared to Chicago or New York. We are moving in the right direction, at least, which is interesting considering how liberal the state is getting now.

Italy just wishes he could be free, but is too bitchmade to admit it.

:(

At least you have good pasta.

I'm embarrassed by that picture.

Louisiana here.

We've had better gun laws than you guys for decades.

We just never brag about it, because we didn't want you faggots coming here shitting the place up with your awful "BBQ"

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>moving the opposite direction of the rest of the world in this day and age by granting new freedoms not taking them away
>fuck that new freedom granting shithole

Gotcha

>awful "BBQ"
fuck off swamp rat. we might have bad gun laws but our BBQ is unassailable

I can attest to this.

>Louisiana
>worried about new arrivals

There are not many people in the mood at any one time for moving into a nigger'n'inbred swamp. In economic terms moving to Louisiana is like moving to fucking Latvia.

>Free
Lol you answer to a federal government and if you tried to leave they would nuke you. You also have to share your land with blacks and Mexicans. Sharing isn't very free is it?

>bad gun laws
It's so obvious you never been to Texas.

Molasses, or tomato... it does not matter. What belongs on barbeque is SAUCE.

Not fucking pixie dust.

Oh wait, I'm sorry... what do you homos call it? "Rub?"

Leave it to a Texan Queer to mistake taking the best parts of the animals and making them /better/ to taking the worst part of the cow and making it slightly less unappetizing and calling it "BBQ"

Only two things come from Texas, and I doubt you have horns.

>UK

>shit talking economics

Top fucking Kek. We spit on Mississippi which is currently wealthier than your foggy little island.

Go have a bread sandwich, Nigel. People that matter are speaking.

You do realize that Texas BBQ, and much like everyone else's BBQ, has variation right? Some places do add some sauce. Hell I've made brisket all kinds of ways, and it all comes out good no matter what.

Texan here. tbqh Oklahoma is the way, to go, besides all the lazy native americans, its how Texas used to be. Tons of guns, nice countryside, and nice people

Right, they finally caught up to the actual free states in terms of gun laws yet they claim to be the poster child for "muh guns muh freedoms". They can fuck off with their stupid bullshit and realize other states are way freer than them.

GTFO britslime, you aren't welcome here.

Louisiana is a backwards shithole infested with ethnic minorities and communicable disease. Most of state resembles an open air handgun tournament. Nobody is moving to a place like that.

>wealthier

No, it isn't. People in Louisiana are piss poor.

>brisket
>good

How long do you have to smoke that shit before it's even edible? Even then it's bland, tasteless garbage meat.

You aught to thank God every day that you have so many spics, otherwise there would be nothing worth eating in your entire state.

>hispantics in Texas are more conservative
Depends. Actually, the mestizo looking Mexicans tend to be the hardest working and most traditional in my experience. There are a LOT of them in cities that are professional welfare collectors.

Oh look, another European shit talking a place he's never been but acts like he's lived there his entire life.

Please leave, I hate you.

> Lousiana
> implying it's not already shit

When I attended Tulane, one of the mosh common bumper stickers was "Lousiana: like a third world country, only American".

It seriously is though. Tap water ran brown a couple times a week, the murder rate for the state is HIGHER than both Russia and Kenya, it wasn't uncommon for random objects and structures to have bullet holes, and the Nigs were very niggy. Oh, and your HDI is lower than Brazil.

Having said that, NOLA and the state at large provided me with some of the most hilarious memories of my life. I'd happily return again, just not in an Audi with NJ tags...

Someone recommended me a really nice city in Texas that wasn't liberal but still had key technology sectors and the like (I'm a test analyst so I need a city and for it to have businesses that have systems to test).

The only issue is I love the London life, I need a very active city with plenty to do or I start to get the shakes.

>fuck off dad, i'm not part of this family, i'm my own person!!!!

Nigel, please. We have less niggers than you do in London alone.

Now go pay your TV license and face Mecca before the cops throw your ass in jail for inciting racial hatred. :)

That's the Chilean flag.

Austin Texas here.
CIA run this city.
I think LBJ stole the government for Texas, we have our own power grid when the East and West are all fucked together.
Also the Fat Man disinfowars is here, and he is FUGGIN WILD.
Saw Damn Quails at Lone Star Jam, all day country music and fine bitches. He had an infowars sticker on the back of his guitar. The revolution is coming, but it is controlled...

Cringed. Go roleplay in /Brit/ you socially retarded freak.

Wrong flag yankee

He's right though. Louisiana is objectively the worst state in the US.

>cracking and sunken roads
>new Orleans looks like the movie escape from new York
>backwards, uneducated public that thrives on government assistance

Louisiana should be nuked.

>brisket
>bland
Somebody has never actually had brisket before.

I am sorry. Let me pack my bags and arrange a residency in the nigger filled inbred reservation, with the HIV and the 40 murders a week. Then I will be able to speak with authority about what is evidently to everyone a giant fucking shithole.

I do not need to go to South Africa to see that is a shithole. It is no different with that swamp.

That's the joke you fucking inbred retard, kys.

You won't find that in Texas. We're talking about a place where people drive 20 feet down their driveway to get the mail.

>comparing the worst place in half the western hemisphere to the rest of the state

New Orleans is a toilet, and an open air third world museum exhibit.

When you're hanging out with turds, of course all you're going to see is shit.

You're not supposed to leave Poydras. It's the only place where it's remotely civilized.

Texas is 83% non-white.

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Wew what dry shit tier humor. Welcome to Texas chan, don't forget to LEAVE.

>Austin

For the sake of your sanity, climb out of that hole and never look back.

Houston may be a shithole as well, but at least it's not fucking Austin. Go there instead.

tl;dr I've never been to Louisiana

Go get pozzed at a truck stop homo, I can't imagine what a snaggle toothed rat faced island donkey would find interesting in a thread about american states.

Lol guess you have never been to Austin.
Majority of students dont have cars, many people here use bike/bus/uber.

Austin. It's a liberal fucking hell hole but you can get your big city thrills (with a Texas flavor) and when you get tired of being a faggot you can drive 30-45 minutes and go hunting/hiking/float a river. Austin is just where it's at for technology related fields. Also, Dallas and San Antonio will have these things but they aren't the "it" place.

as a white nerd that is a comp sci major what city should i move to...
i know of austin.. but thats full of bro tech Californians

I love how I'm just hurling bantz at my neighbors then this Muslim Cock Magnet shows up out of the blue to get butthurt on behalf of people he's never met.

>>Austin
>For the sake of your sanity, climb out of that hole and never look back.
>Houston may be a shithole as well, but at least it's not fucking Austin. Go there instead.
Honestly, stay in Philly cuck.

>Burgerclaps shittalking each other
>mfw
Do you guys actually have like serious rivalry between states, or is it just banter?

>live in Austin
>Yesterday Baby Boomers from fucking West Lake came out in droves and voted to remove Lyft and Uber from the city even though they don't fucking use it or even come here
>mfw no way to get to work now

Fuck I hate old people so fucking much. Mother. Fuck.

>defending Austin

>any year/decade/century

>But I guess at least they're not liberals.

serious question
i live in philly
i want to make an enclave

I do Architectural Engineering, there are like 50 cranes downtown this city is blowing the fuck up.
And it isn't blowing up with shitskins, many are fucking cali faggots moving here in packs it aeems like.
Ever since REAL WORLD: AUSTIN on stupid fucking MTV, people flock here to party. Super fun. We have shit libs everywhere, but they are just extra loud and uppity. The majority is still conservative white male cis heaven.

Oh no. We actually love each other.

To find this out for yourself, go to any college football game and profess your love for the visiting team. Beer and jokes will be had by all!

San Antonio has a growing tech industry because of JBSA. Lots of tech companies flooding the city to supply the military with the latest IT snakeoil. The city is okay. Lots of Mexicans but less full blown blue haired commies. Dallas always has room for code monkeys. Dallas is probably more liberal but it's where a lot of the dot-com companies planted in the late 90s.

Are you rusing me?

It's lighthearted bantz, for the most part. But not for California, everyone hates California.

t. NorCalfag

>Why haven't you moved there yet? I'm saving up

Because people like you are going there.

Hurr durr argument of the century Dolan.
Where are you living? Does every magazine show it in top 5 cities to live and get wealthy? No? Dont read Forbes? Suck major dick in your parents basement?
Oh I was at a yyuuggee festival yesterday, saw 5 or 6 MAGA hats.

Depends. I mostly hate people from California and the north east. Also Colorado should be walled off with Mexico.