/heem/: 2017 edition

last thread of 2016 lads

Upcoming events:

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1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
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2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
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3/4: UFC 209 - TBA
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3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Fighters react to UFC 207
mmafighting.com/2016/12/31/14131838/ufc-207-in-tweets-pros-react-to-amanda-nunes-vs-ronda-rousey-cody

>Nunes claims Edmond gave Ronda unwarranted confidence in her striking
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-champ-amanda-nunes-boxing-coach-gave-ronda-rousey-unwarranted-striking-confidence

>Dana on bantamweight title picture
mmafighting.com/2016/12/31/14133358/dana-white-t-j-dillashaw-probably-next-in-line-for-shot-at-cody-garbrandts-belt

>Dana on Ronda
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/dana-white-unsure-if-ronda-rousey-returns-but-regardless-she-built-this-whole-thing

>Cruz on loss
youtube.com/watch?v=YQSED82Sl7Q

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youtu.be/jjIWMGjM6yQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

schaub

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still the peoples champ.

Had a yuge meal, feel a huge schaub coming on lads.

gayest shit ive ever seen

and im fucking a man as we speak

lol what happened to spending new years with your family

who

>last thread

Not at the rate they're being filled

This literally means the world to him. He has earned it.

saved

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Uh, okay, good for him. Still gonna fill the thread within an hour or two.

first slav = dana
pig = ronda
second slav = transgendered mexican man
third slav = edmond
car = ronda's future career opportunities after 207

He's going to get the last one of the year either way.

I don't take any commission from my guys.

>gene pool pollution

>Jon Jones meme is dead
>Rondas meme is dead
>Brock Lesnar's meme is dead
>Cruz's meme is dead
>Weidman's meme is dead
>Anderson Silva's meme is dead
>Mike Perry's meme is dead
>Jose Aldo's meme is dead
>Cain Velasquez's meme is dead
>Johny Hendrick's meme is dead
>Ben Rothwell's meme is dead
>Werdum's meme is dead
>Vitor Belfot's meme is dead
>Mousasi's meme is dead
>Sage NorthCutt's meme is dead
>Robby Lawler's meme is dead
>Arvloski's meme is dead
>Ilir Latifi's meme is dead
>Holly Holm's meme is dead
>Rory MacDonald's meme is dead
>Albert Tumenov's meme is dead
>Gustaffson's meme is dead
>Gunnar Nelson's meme is dead
>Page VanZant's meme is dead
>John Lineker's meme is dead
>Dan Henderson's meme is dead
>Frankie Edgar's meme is dead
>Mike Goldberg's meme is dead
>Dada 5000's meme is dead
>Kimbo Slice is dead

Name one (1) good reason I should bother watching this semen slurping sport in 2017.

>mixing

They're both Brazilian, mate.

And I would hardly call this pollution.

>194er and his awful opinions think he'll be missed.

You shouldnt. Leave.

jesus mother fucking christ

honda
housey

Mickey "meme killer" Gall

i meant might mouse and his retarded family

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Is Ben Rothwell a meme fighter?

Rizin

C U T E

bisping has the best daughteru

I want to be training partners with The Lion.

Is that David Brock?
Is this where the CTR money went?

Ummm, wtf is wrong with you?

kek

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streamable.com/ser6i

all of the taunting from cody

the champ champ

looks like they dumpster dived for their dinner

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Those kids don't even looks like what a human being is supposed to represent. They look like they've got a genetic condition or a disease.

>el guapo
>kids look like zombies from resident evil

>british cuisine

Cute family.

is that his chesty mother?

CALIFORNICATION

Is conduit a meme fighter?

>race-mixing

not even once

khabib bless

BEANED

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werdums wife is a german brazilian

Just rewatched Dom/Cody, it was a really good fight and closer than it might have looked live due to the 3 drops.

46 - 47 at best
45 - 48 at worst

Both for Cody, UD isn't debatable sadly.

I really want to see a rematch now.

she's cute

>Mighty Meme grabbing his kid by the cock

>promoting peace and love
>wearing a hillary sticker

Miesha Tate is a can.

>losing to ronda rousey
>twice
>having such low self esteem you get breast implants

Werdum is one of the goat, not surprised.

say that to her face

Fucking hell Bisping's son is literally turning into his dad before my eyes

She's a "vet" and lost her will to fight for some times now.

she lasted longer than ronda did vs nunes

she was the female division gatekeeper. queen of the cans

her bunda will be missed

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a gatekeeper isnt a can bro

you listed jbj first so you probably like him

he's coming back

theres the 1 reason

Can't wait for his next fight so Lucas can pick Romero.

in the female division you can be both

the division is shitty enough to allow it

Long-time Cody Garbrandt fan here lads AMA

Okay. How the fuck do you know who cody is over a year ago when you live in new zealand?

Kind of sad in a way, watching the veteran pass the torch down to the younger opponent this way. I would have never in a million years guessed that this fight would've gone this way. I thought for sure there were two outcomes: Cody gets the early KO, or Dom wins an easy decision. Cody has way more tricks up his sleeve than people were giving him credit for

>there are people on /heem/ who actually thought Rousey had a chance
>some of them even had money on them

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Lots of sad individuals on heem who harbor bitterness in their bum souls.

Some of you are alright though

>
my gf is in love with Cody
>had to listen to her praise Cody
>she told me watching him fight got her wet
>mfw

Did Cody just cuck me senpai?

post your $2 bet slip captain hindsight

>le flag banter

Tell us all about it

>souls

i just won $500 on a scratch ticket should i buy fightpass

Are you retarded?

cody's mewvment is so crisp

Yes, he did. My advice to save your relationship, get some shitty neck tattoos and perfectly manicured facial hair and try to emulate the new champ's elite head movement.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF BROTHER
LAST ROUND YOU WIN IT'S YOURS

Dom got tricked really bad in this, I think he realized this in pic related but it was too late to change the pace.

If there is a rematch, it won't be a granted victory for either.

no but i will kill you if you say that to my face

TRAVIS I NEED YOU TO GET READY FOR ME BROTHER HIT HIM WITH THE JAB DOUBLE JAB THEN YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT

Wow did this really happen?

can someone make this into a webm?

you're right
i've made a miscalculation
this thread will probably be full by 10 eastern

cody did a great job of making come forward and trade in the pocket
the taunting that happened through the fight wasn't actual bravado, it was a tactical choice to make sure he kept coming forward and being retarded
if cruz fought like he did in the 5th the whole time, he would have easily won the fight

No you wouldn't you underage faggot

>i've made a miscalculation

if only you could apply that to other areas of your "life"

Does Edmund have any other fighters? I don't want the meme to end after Travis gets blacked

What's got you flustered the comment about the shitskins and coal burner?

>mfw Black Beast comes out with a flying kick and heems Travis like Fabricio tried to

please get over me, for your own sake

>yfw Lewis tries to do a flying kick to open the fight and faceplants

It's Edmond, with an O.

I'm your shadow. You're the reason for 2017. You're literally not going to get a day of peace on here.

So does Ronda Rousey beat TJ Dillashaw still?

spergOP is okay, why you being a homosex? go sperg with spain.

Reeeeeeeeeee Edmond

The taunting was also a payback, let's be honest but you're right. The 5th wasn't the best for Cruz, the 1st was imo. He sould have tried to land more knees like in the 5th though because Cody was coming head first a lot during the exchanges.

>“I want to say thank you to all of my fans who have been there for me in not only the greatest moments but in the most difficult ones. Words cannot convey how much your love and support means to me.

>“Returning to not just fighting, but winning, was my entire focus this past year. However, sometimes -- even when you prepare and give everything you have and want something so badly -- it doesn't work how you planned. I take pride in seeing how far the women's division has come in the UFC and commend all the other women who have been part of making this possible, including Amanda.

>“I need to take some time to reflect and think about the future. Thank you for believing in me and understanding.”