Chev Chelios has to _______ to survive
Chev Chelios has to _______ to survive
bop it
Listen a Tool album.
stop making movies
...
Inject steroids into his balls as they grow exponentially larger
get handjobs from ethnic minorities
This sounds fantastic.
kill niggers
I'd watch that.
Friendly reminder that only literal mouthbreathing dopefiend 420 blazeheads think the second Crank is superior to the first.
Shitpost on Sup Forums
Breathe
Get bitten by shark.
Twerk it. She has a bomb in her ass.
Female reboot starring Jessica Biel
seems like the only way from crank2 forward is to escalate the dumb shit even further
do stand up
Talk with an American accent
>Chev Chelios has to shitpost to survive
now I'm imagining chelios running around with a phone typing buzzwords as fast as he can
and the villain is either moot or jap moot
shit
Watch the new ghostbusters
Drive
shitpost on anonymous imageboards
constantly suck the BBC