Chev Chelios has to _______ to survive

Chev Chelios has to _______ to survive

bop it

Listen a Tool album.

stop making movies

...

Inject steroids into his balls as they grow exponentially larger

get handjobs from ethnic minorities

This sounds fantastic.

kill niggers

I'd watch that.

Friendly reminder that only literal mouthbreathing dopefiend 420 blazeheads think the second Crank is superior to the first.

Shitpost on Sup Forums

Breathe

Get bitten by shark.

Twerk it. She has a bomb in her ass.


Female reboot starring Jessica Biel

seems like the only way from crank2 forward is to escalate the dumb shit even further

do stand up

Talk with an American accent

>Chev Chelios has to shitpost to survive

now I'm imagining chelios running around with a phone typing buzzwords as fast as he can

and the villain is either moot or jap moot

shit

Watch the new ghostbusters

Drive

shitpost on anonymous imageboards

constantly suck the BBC