Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 24 Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Laurel Halo, and each & every poster here -/p4k/ forever
Luis Wilson
fuck you, shill
fuck you
Austin Diaz
second for gassing the jews
Henry Morris
Lorde - Melodrama 8.6 BNM
Dominic Cruz
Lorde's getting BNM
Asher Campbell
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
Thomas Bailey
who is lorde?
Jason Parker
You okay?
Christopher Carter
pls just add this to the op already. it's all i want in life.
William Sanchez
lorde better get BNM
its a damn good LP
Austin Torres
What do we think of Evan Minsker?
Jose Hernandez
are you that depressed college kid?
Bentley Diaz
WHAT GOT DELETED?!?!?
Gabriel Barnes
is it really user? i'm bout to listen to it after i finish b.t.g. what is there to expect
Evan Clark
What do we think of Matthew Schnipper?
Juan Richardson
its pretty solid
i mean i gamble its not gonna be the highest BNM, but its probably gonna get an 8.1 at least and probably an 8.3 BNM
Ryan Parker
...
Jonathan Foster
shit
Kayden Harris
shit
Jacob Allen
;OOOO
PLS DON'T user
SUICIDE IS NEVER THE ANWERS I MEME ALOT BUT IM TRYING TO BE A NICE GUY NOW YOU CAN TALK TO ME ANYTIME
Jason Hernandez
so fucking round
Joshua Campbell
>00:13:20 >00:13:20
Jacob Lewis
I wish Brandon Stosuy would at least do an occasional review At least TCI has been interesting
Elijah Davis
daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year. p4k shill was never real. beach house meme is best meme. good content guy was shit at photoshop.
Isaiah Bell
Reminder that this guy is full of shit
Jaxson Moore
not even funny meme >ignores (sandy) alex G >Ignored Perfume Genius >Ignores Phil Elvrum >Slowdive >The XX >El P from RTJ >Power Trip >FUCKING FLEET FOXES
you aren't funny, fuck you and goodnight
Jose Clark
What the fuck kind of name is Jazz Monroe?
Sebastian Sullivan
seething with spite. pls chill the eff out.
Easton Williams
what are the top 5 aotysf according to p4k?
Logan Brooks
not even gonna refute this point by point bc everyone here knows i'm right. white men going extinct and p4k is a mf meteor world killer.
Tyler Hernandez
>what are the top 5 aotysf according to p4k? >Kendrick >Mount Eerie >Gas >RTJ >Perfume Genius
>lil peep lol
Connor Lopez
Don't forget GAS
Thomas Jackson
>Don't forget GAS i was guessing this guy was an extreme white nationalist and wouldn't have called gas white
Alexander Robinson
>I'm wrong but I refuse to admit it Just because p4k isn't 100% indie rock doesn't mean they still don't cover it
Aaron Reed
what do we think of our indigenous associate staff writer waifu, Braudie Blais-Billie?
Kevin Brown
>detective detected
Colton Reyes
>tfw I made that collage
Juan Murphy
hideous tbqh
Ethan Morris
7.8/10
Caleb Torres
>he's never heard of hyperbole for dramatic effect don't take everything so deathly seriously, autismo
Jackson Watson
what do we think of our token black contributing writer, Sheldon Pearce?
Ayden Parker
bitch everyone on Sup Forums is autistic
why do you think we are on Sup Forums
Evan James
>did i do that? are you guys too young for that reference?
Jayden Hall
he looks 11
Aaron Walker
Lorde deserves 9.0+ desu. they'd never do it because its uncool, but its amazing pop music
Dominic Wright
She's no Zoe Camp
Hunter Perez
>she
Aaron Jackson
zoe camp is best girl.. i actually got her to DM me
David Peterson
what do we think of our beefy Moby impersonator contributing editor, Philip Sherburne?
Ryan Morales
really?
Adrian Young
i got to dp "her"
Jayden Bailey
open secret she's trans. why do you think they pushed anohni so hard?
Henry Kelly
Thoughts on mr "8.1 BNM to Migos" Paul A Thompson
(no real pic so had to use the crappy baby picture he uses for twitter)
Nolan Bell
On second thought, I think Ian Cohen is the true Moby impersonator. So what do we think of him?
Jason Turner
>cringiest writer >horrible taste >is he actually a lawyer? >why does he live in kansas?
Tyler Lopez
what do we think of our associate social media manager, Bailey Constas?
Colton Edwards
I'm pretty sure he's like in med school in like Tennessee or something
Ayden Gutierrez
looks like every white girl i've ever seen
Alexander Garcia
what did Ian "i'm just gonna shave it all off" Cohen mean by this?
Blake Thomas
LEAVE ZOE ALONE
Ryan Morgan
holy shit it's real. i was just reading it yesterday.
Josiah Phillips
...
Jordan Perry
pitchfork needs to stop hiring these brooklyn-living, latte-drinking, mom jean-owning, crossfit gym-going hipster white bitches to write for them.
Samuel Anderson
8.3 BNM
Xavier Smith
you're the most talented person here, collage boy. start making relevant op's for us. be the new good content guy.
Cameron Moore
It was ">her" Someone even did a shitty photoshop with the Her movie poster
Luke Ward
do you have links to your stand up on youtube?
Leo Stewart
what's worse is they hire these fucks right when they graduate from NYU/Fordham/Columbia/Barnard or some rural liberal arts college.
Julian Nguyen
i knowwww. but he said she so i said she.
>also implying this is shitty.
Levi Rodriguez
>tfw I'm collage boy and you're giving credit to some other user feels bad man
John Turner
soros U.
Hunter Ward
zoe best
Jonathan Campbell
fuck your feelings and make with the shops. we got some a-list releases coming all summer.
Adam Rodriguez
>defending these people
Justin Bell
does he read Pitchfork?
Samuel Lee
no meme. get your eyes checked. for real ugliest.
Cameron Gonzalez
Daily reminder
Caleb Green
like what?
Dylan Green
not even a convincing trap. wonder what her name was pre-trans
Carter Young
what a shit list
Anthony Thompson
white ppl music. >beach house >radiohead >arcade fire >the war on drugs >the national
Anthony Ortiz
what do we think of our senior editor, Jillian Mapes?
Nathan Bailey
what beach house album should I start with?
Matthew Parker
it's their b-side/rarities that's coming out. it's called chariot.
Jacob Young
Heaven or Las Vegas
Easton Turner
Would you guys wear this?
Kayden Kelly
would.
Daniel Gonzalez
what do we think of the man, the myth, the legend, editor-in-chief and founder Ryan Schreiber?
Liam Davis
you could wear that every day for the rest of your life and no one would ever know what it was.
Aaron Gomez
...
Nolan Collins
why is p4k shill always so quiet? is he doing the night shift at the Chicago office? gotta get them reviews posted.
Kevin Torres
Huh?
Ha
Zachary Wilson
>he went to a state school all that jealousy, man. sheesh.
Evan Roberts
you just know
William Lee
just make a shop with vicki and alex on it. lots of vicki.
Jace Ward
lol wat?
Thomas Young
this was meant for
Jace Johnson
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Lorde 8.8 BNM by Stacey Anderson 2 Chainz 8.0 by Paul A. Thompson Lynn Castle 7.5 by Rebecca Bengal Rancid 7.3 by Zoe Camp
Ayden Roberts
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Lorde 8.8 BNM by Stacey Anderson 2 Chainz 8.0 by Paul A. Thompson Lynn Castle 7.5 by Rebecca Bengal Rancid 7.3 by Zoe Camp
Gavin Hernandez
i thought he was real. it makes me sad that he wasn't.