/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 24
Nights since last BNM: 0

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Laurel Halo, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever

fuck you, shill

fuck you

second for gassing the jews

Lorde - Melodrama 8.6 BNM

Lorde's getting BNM

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.

who is lorde?

You okay?

pls just add this to the op already. it's all i want in life.

lorde better get BNM

its a damn good LP

What do we think of Evan Minsker?

are you that depressed college kid?

WHAT GOT DELETED?!?!?

is it really user? i'm bout to listen to it after i finish b.t.g. what is there to expect

What do we think of Matthew Schnipper?

its pretty solid

i mean i gamble its not gonna be the highest BNM, but its probably gonna get an 8.1 at least and probably an 8.3 BNM

...

shit

shit

;OOOO

PLS DON'T user

SUICIDE IS NEVER THE ANWERS I MEME ALOT BUT IM TRYING TO BE A NICE GUY NOW YOU CAN TALK TO ME ANYTIME

so fucking round

>00:13:20
>00:13:20

I wish Brandon Stosuy would at least do an occasional review
At least TCI has been interesting

daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.
p4k shill was never real.
beach house meme is best meme.
good content guy was shit at photoshop.

Reminder that this guy is full of shit

not even funny meme
>ignores (sandy) alex G
>Ignored Perfume Genius
>Ignores Phil Elvrum
>Slowdive
>The XX
>El P from RTJ
>Power Trip
>FUCKING FLEET FOXES

you aren't funny, fuck you and goodnight

What the fuck kind of name is Jazz Monroe?

seething with spite. pls chill the eff out.

what are the top 5 aotysf according to p4k?

not even gonna refute this point by point bc everyone here knows i'm right. white men going extinct and p4k is a mf meteor world killer.

>what are the top 5 aotysf according to p4k?
>Kendrick
>Mount Eerie
>Gas
>RTJ
>Perfume Genius

>lil peep lol

Don't forget GAS

>Don't forget GAS
i was guessing this guy was an extreme white nationalist and wouldn't have called gas white

>I'm wrong but I refuse to admit it
Just because p4k isn't 100% indie rock doesn't mean they still don't cover it

what do we think of our indigenous associate staff writer waifu, Braudie Blais-Billie?

>detective detected

>tfw I made that collage

hideous tbqh

7.8/10

>he's never heard of hyperbole for dramatic effect
don't take everything so deathly seriously, autismo

what do we think of our token black contributing writer, Sheldon Pearce?

bitch everyone on Sup Forums is autistic

why do you think we are on Sup Forums

>did i do that?
are you guys too young for that reference?

he looks 11

Lorde deserves 9.0+ desu. they'd never do it because its uncool, but its amazing pop music

She's no Zoe Camp

>she

zoe camp is best girl.. i actually got her to DM me

what do we think of our beefy Moby impersonator contributing editor, Philip Sherburne?

really?

i got to dp "her"

open secret she's trans. why do you think they pushed anohni so hard?

Thoughts on mr "8.1 BNM to Migos" Paul A Thompson

(no real pic so had to use the crappy baby picture he uses for twitter)

On second thought, I think Ian Cohen is the true Moby impersonator. So what do we think of him?

>cringiest writer
>horrible taste
>is he actually a lawyer?
>why does he live in kansas?

what do we think of our associate social media manager, Bailey Constas?

I'm pretty sure he's like in med school in like Tennessee or something

looks like every white girl i've ever seen

what did Ian "i'm just gonna shave it all off" Cohen mean by this?

LEAVE ZOE ALONE

holy shit it's real. i was just reading it yesterday.

...

pitchfork needs to stop hiring these brooklyn-living, latte-drinking, mom jean-owning, crossfit gym-going hipster white bitches to write for them.

8.3 BNM

you're the most talented person here, collage boy. start making relevant op's for us. be the new good content guy.

It was ">her"
Someone even did a shitty photoshop with the Her movie poster

do you have links to your stand up on youtube?

what's worse is they hire these fucks right when they graduate from NYU/Fordham/Columbia/Barnard or some rural liberal arts college.

i knowwww. but he said she so i said she.

>also implying this is shitty.

>tfw I'm collage boy and you're giving credit to some other user
feels bad man

soros U.

zoe best

fuck your feelings and make with the shops. we got some a-list releases coming all summer.

>defending these people

does he read Pitchfork?

no meme. get your eyes checked. for real ugliest.

Daily reminder

like what?

not even a convincing trap. wonder what her name was pre-trans

what a shit list

white ppl music.
>beach house
>radiohead
>arcade fire
>the war on drugs
>the national

what do we think of our senior editor, Jillian Mapes?

what beach house album should I start with?

it's their b-side/rarities that's coming out. it's called chariot.

Heaven or Las Vegas

Would you guys wear this?

would.

what do we think of the man, the myth, the legend, editor-in-chief and founder Ryan Schreiber?

you could wear that every day for the rest of your life and no one would ever know what it was.

...

why is p4k shill always so quiet? is he doing the night shift at the Chicago office? gotta get them reviews posted.

Huh?

Ha

>he went to a state school
all that jealousy, man. sheesh.

you just know

just make a shop with vicki and alex on it. lots of vicki.

lol wat?

this was meant for

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Lorde 8.8 BNM by Stacey Anderson
2 Chainz 8.0 by Paul A. Thompson
Lynn Castle 7.5 by Rebecca Bengal
Rancid 7.3 by Zoe Camp

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Lorde 8.8 BNM by Stacey Anderson
2 Chainz 8.0 by Paul A. Thompson
Lynn Castle 7.5 by Rebecca Bengal
Rancid 7.3 by Zoe Camp

i thought he was real. it makes me sad that he wasn't.