You will never be this based

>you will never be this based
why live

>not having it already loaded
>not having a magazine already loaded at the vert least
>not having a more powerful caliber rifle
>not using a shotgun
>not securing your 6oclock
>not wiping around to blast the fuck in the gut when you find out it's behind you
that lil fag got outskilled

>implying you wouldn't have shat on your pants and got eaten before making it to the house

>implying I don't run the mile in 2 minutes

>things that never happened.exe

>>not having it already loaded
>>not having a magazine already loaded at the vert least
>>not having a more powerful caliber rifle
>>not using a shotgun
>>not securing your 6oclock
>>not wiping around to blast the fuck in the gut when you find out it's behind you
>implying it would have made any difference

>it's a netflix shills spam Sup Forums episode

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Shaking like a shitting dog. What a fanny

Yet he survived. And a trained guy in a suit got eaten.

>Shaking like a shitting dog. What a fanny

>10 year old loading a magazine
Yeah fucking right.

I bet in any real supernatural encounter you'd be crying in the corner with the women
Probably your dad and your older brother would herd you all together and give you stern looks so you'd all know to sob and sniffle quietly as they had man things to do, and he'd look at him with pride and it would make you want to cry harder

Did you not watch the show?
Entire squads unloaded lead on the thing and it kept going. Only based Eleven made a difference.

>Did you not watch the show?
Not even a peep, that has no bearing on your combat readiness or lack thereof in case of supernatural occurrence

Oh and I forgot to mention based Nancy, Steve and Johnathan
They didn't kill it but made it retreat, more than the G-men managed to do.

You forget based Chad going in with nailbat.

Actually it has in this case. What I said is objectively true. Had the kid had all that you mentioned he wouldn't have fared any better,
>chad
I mentioned him, he's Steve

> .22lr for a demogorgon

Bruh the demogorgon might have been a squirrel or some shit

IT'S ALL HE GOT

This
also
>le .22lr isn't deadly maymay