The lowest moment of your life story thread

The lowest moment of your life story thread.

>Be me
>19
> moved in with parents down in the shit hole of Florida
>Always horny, most girls in the area or taken or to much of a skank to risk it
>Jack off about 4 times a day
>One evening I at my local fitness club, doing some laps in the pool
>A guy who usually does the music announced through the speakers that a contest was about happen
>Apparently the first person to find a white plastic bead in the pool won a 100 coupon to best buy
>the person to find a blue bead was the winner of a swimming with the dolphins trip in our local sea animal exhibit
>Soon enough everyone one was in the pool
>Eventually some fat bastard who cheated by using goggles found the white bead
>The next bead was also difficult to find
>After surveying the whole pool I saw a blue spot near the deep end
>I dove down and clasped my hands it, to see it was the blue bead
>after I announced my victory I was given a slip of paper containing the certificate for "1 free swim with the dolphins
>I had nothing going on the next day so I decided to stop by
>The place looked rather worn down as I drove up
>Decaying wood, and tons of mildew
>The greeter standing at the counter took my slip and guided me through to the pool
>I saw 2 dolphins playfully skipping through the water, both guided by their trainer
>No other people were there that day
>I changed into a life jacket and greeted the trainer
>He seemed like a nice guy, was compassionate and smart with the dolphins
>He told me the Dolphins names and that they were both females
>I slowly got in the water and the dolphins swam by me
>He told me they were not keen on strangers but in no time they will warm up to me
>They were incredible creatures
>I fed them fish, and pet their foreheads
>Suddenly the trainer's phone rang from his office
>I had no idea the absolute humiliation I was about to endure.

This is a long one. Should I continue Sup Forums?

if u dont go on I'll an hero

yup

>>Be me
>> moved in with parents down in the shit hole of Florida
>>Always horny, most girls in the area or taken or to much of a skank to risk it
>>Jack off about 4 times a day
>>One evening I at my local fitness club, doing some laps in the pool
>>A guy who usually does the music announced through the speakers that a contest was about happen
>>Apparently the first person to find a white plastic bead in the pool won a 100 coupon to best buy
>>the person to find a blue bead was the winner of a swimming with the dolphins trip in our local sea animal exhibit
>>Soon enough everyone one was in the pool
>>Eventually some fat bastard who cheated by using goggles found the white bead
>>The next bead was also difficult to find
>>After surveying the whole pool I saw a blue spot near the deep end
>>I dove down and clasped my hands it, to see it was the blue bead
>>after I announced my victory I was given a slip of paper containing the certificate for "1 free swim with the dolphins
>>I had nothing going on the next day so I decided to stop by
>>The place looked rather worn down as I drove up
>>Decaying wood, and tons of mildew
>>The greeter standing at the counter took my slip and guided me through to the pool
>>I saw 2 dolphins playfully skipping through the water, both guided by their trainer
>>No other people were there that day
>>I changed into a life jacket and greeted the trainer
>>He seemed like a nice guy, was compassionate and smart with the dolphins
>>He told me the Dolphins names and that they were both females
>>I slowly got in the water and the dolphins swam by me
>>He told me they were not keen on strangers but in no time they will warm up to me
>>They were incredible creatures
>>I fed them fish, and pet their foreheads
>>Suddenly the trainer's phone rang from his office
>>I had no idea the absolute humiliation I was about to endure.
Procede

We're waiting OP.

Ok cont.

>The trainer lurched out of the water
>He dried off his wet feet on the mat and stepped inside, quickly close the door
>I also noticed there were no windows, it was just a shack
>I picked up another fish and fed it to the dolphin
>This time it swam up to me
>As I pet it, it rotated its whole body, so that I was looking at its underside.
>Suddenly it felt like all the wind was knocked out of my body
>I was looking down at the Dolphins pussy
>This fucking thing was in heat
>I gulped, and slowly touched it
>I had pussy on the brain at the time, and in that moment dolphin sex seemed alright
>I stuck a finger in
>It did that weird dolphin noise thing
>I instantly got hard as rock
>This is horrible but I fingered the god damn dolphin
>In what felt like a blurry haze of hormonal action I pulled down my trunks
>Revealing my diamond hard dick
>I gulped again
>It had only been about 2 minutes and I heard the trainer still in a deep conversation
>I stood up a little bit and rubbed my dick on it
>and oh man, it was like oiled velvet
>I knew it was terrible, but my most basic instincts got the better of me.
>I slowly slipped it in
>I fucked the dolphin


to be continued

>be me
>14
>having a fun life
>have lost of friends and doing good in school
>move schools
>have no friends
>get bullied
>birthday is coming up soon
>invite the everyone in the class
>no one comes
>mom wants me to feel beater
>takes me out to eat
>gets in car crash
>me and my mom are in the hospital I have broken lag and arm
>mom is in a coma
>mom is the only person I have left
>mom does wake up for 3 I hade no hope and no one there for me the lowest moment of my life

continue pls

>be me
>have a crush on really cute grill
>become very good friends with grill
>ask grill out
>discover grill has a crush on your friend
>tell friend
>discover your friend has a crush on said grill
>grill and friend start dating
>friend always talks about how much fun they have together
>cry myself to sleep for 2 weeks
>get over it
>remember she promised we would date when they broke up
>wait
I'm still waiting, it's been months

I have bad news for you, user...

I got bamboozled

bump

>Be me
>Be 13
>Be rly horny and fapping to furry porn cuz y not
>Cat won't leave me along
>Picked cat up and rubbed it on my dick for like no reason
>Did that about 6 times total in teenagehood
>Verri shitto

bumping for dolphin fuck story

Damn

more dolphin plz

OP's fapping to the memory while he types it out
Hurry up fag

Hurry up ths dolphuck story

hurry up dolphin boi

Bump

Yo dolphin boi cum bacc

op come back

For dolphin fucks sake op is slow

op fucked off to s/fur and started fapping to dolphin pr0n

OP WE NEED U

Are you the same faggot who fucked the cow?

will op be a fag one more time or actually come back and finish this damn greentext?
did we play ourselves by coming to this thread in the first place?
it's like watching a porno but your phone dies before you cum.

:(

Well hurry I want to see how this ends.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

OP is fucking a dolphin right now. Please be patient.

Kek. I'm in that thread too. It's awful.

OP!

Is OP a faggot?
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>OP is a faggot

OP abandoned

What's with everybody fucking animals lately. Fucking barnyard Cosby special

You're in the friend zone faggot

Sucks to be you. Fucking nerd

> rock hard and impaling
>about to release seed
>trainer goes quiet
>turn around and his mouth is wide open.
>get kicked out.
>still fucked a dolphin.

That's it....? We waited an hour for that? I hope that dolphin gave you AIDS

Obviously not OP, and clearly has low intelligence, probably autistic

Cont.

>Middle of fucking dolphin
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Suddenly I realize that this wasn't a dolphin, and this wasn't a pool,
>I was in some lake in the middle of the Scottish Highlands
>eh, fuck it, finish
>I hear the dolphin try and speak
>"that'll be about tree fiddy"
>Goddamn lochness monster got me again.