/heem/: tenshin nasukawa edition

last thread of the year lads

Upcoming events:

1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson
1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Power - Bigdash vs Prachnio
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: ABC 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - TBA
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs TBA
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Dos Santos vs Struve 2
3/4: UFC 209 - TBA
3/11: UFC FN 107 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Fighters react to UFC 207
mmafighting.com/2016/12/31/14131838/ufc-207-in-tweets-pros-react-to-amanda-nunes-vs-ronda-rousey-cody

>Nunes claims Edmond gave Ronda unwarranted confidence in her striking
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-champ-amanda-nunes-boxing-coach-gave-ronda-rousey-unwarranted-striking-confidence

>Dana on bantamweight title picture
mmafighting.com/2016/12/31/14133358/dana-white-t-j-dillashaw-probably-next-in-line-for-shot-at-cody-garbrandts-belt

>Dana on Ronda
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/dana-white-unsure-if-ronda-rousey-returns-but-regardless-she-built-this-whole-thing

>Cruz on loss
youtube.com/watch?v=YQSED82Sl7Q

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=LlC2OdnhIiQ
youtube.com/watch?v=JiJ0fw-aRD0
youtu.be/ngVRUYZGptQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

cody bless

Brendan Schaub has brain injury

literally who

never give up kids.

...

I could heem prime Chuck

Her son did alright up until he dove in like a fucking retard

First for hot jap wrestling milf

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Platinum got KO'd once in his ammy career before too

it happens to GOATs

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You couldn't heem your way out of a paper rousey buck-o.

>getting outboxed by Marcus Brimage before finishing him in the last round via flash KO
>absolutely embarrasses Dominic fucking Cruz without getting touched
how?

>posted this yesterday but i deleted it because i spelled Marcus with a K and was embarrassed

Name my band /heem/

>Airhorn/bomb siren
>Low droning semitone
>Hushed Crazy Pride Lady intro

K I N O.

Cody Bless

...

these were funnier a year ago

Stay butthurt, bitch.

Beach Dwellers

>I'm gonna break your jaw

Will Rizin eventually BTFO UFC?

daniel cormier

>being this emotionally invested in MMA
kek

>mfw the captcha was a beach with fireworks

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>being this emotionally invested in MMA

says the literal OP sperg boy

Any white who associates with a shitskin deserves their losses

Cody taunting was really fucking lame since he kept doing it in spots where he could've just tried to finish

why is Cormier so gay?

Luke is also quite gay at times, is AKA a secretly gay camp?

he wanted to show how much faster/better he was

face it, dominick cruz was OUTCLASSED

I didnt get that pussy in the bar at new years eve. Im so worthless peace of shit. Plz heem me

>mfw it happened A G A I N

Another butthurt cruz bitch chimes in.

Cruz looked like a little kid out there. Cody absolutely and completely outclassed him. He showed the world that Dom Cruz is a pathetic bitch.

You picked a bitchmade twerp to cheer for. Now you have to live with the consequences.

No. Theyll never be popular in the west because their biased as fuck to Japanese fighters. It's fun to watch but not to take seriously.

well, as long as he doesn't do it against dillpickle

Watch these

youtube.com/watch?v=LlC2OdnhIiQ

youtube.com/watch?v=JiJ0fw-aRD0

>not sitting in bed spamming the same lines on tinder that robotically filter out DTF girls

my ancestors had to like... do shit

i just sit here and i could get at least 10 girls pregnant a year without leaving my room

Cruz is probably spending NYE alone with his dog lol. His fake friendship contract with Jeremy Stephens was only good for when the embedded cameras were around.

What exactly is kino? I keep hearing this term and I have no idea what it means.

Chad and the Normingtons (feat. me on the right)

>being white
>posting Sup Forums content in the mma general

maybe that's why Khabib left
he's just too devout to handle it

anyone has crocop vs lawal full fight from last night help

Thx braz nig.

>Ethnicity: English, 1/4 Trinidadian and Grenadian (including African, Spanish, and English), 1/16th Polish, as well as German, Scottish, distant Dutch

Real talk guys, Ronda wanted to lose this. She wanted all the pressure off her so that she could reinvent herself. She's already fired Edmond and she's searching for a real gym to join. She's hired a real boxing coach and is already a day into learning some proper fundamentals and mewvment.

She plans to return in 8 months after intensive, well-rounded training to shore up the holes in her game and reclaim her title. She will be back, I guarantee it. Except this time she will also have a standup game to compliment her grappling and judo.

The beast has been unleashed. Losing has finally opened Ronda's eyes, and she feels free to evolve for the first time in her mma career. Fear the return.... of punished Rousey

Oh so now it's fear the re-return?

if i have to take a DNA test to look at someone and determine whether theyre white im gonna waste a lot of time

suffice to say a white skinned person is better off without an arab

youtu.be/ngVRUYZGptQ

It's from the 29th FYI

nunes was merely a setback

ye naw m8

Leave Nunes to me

king mo is one of those people who are funny when KO'ed, anyone got the webm of that newton KO where his toes go curly?

Ayy

after the fight, edmond was quotes as saying "i could take nunes" as he attempted to move his bank savings to an undisclosed swiss bank before betting sites could collect on his rousey bet

how did your boy do this year /heem/

was this guy on the gas?

why do chads always win REEEEEEEEEEEE

:^)

look kid, I'm gonna give you some life advice.

if you're a cruz, start becoming a cody. aldos don't win, mcgregors do.

BASED
A
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E
D

Honestly as much as I hate Ronda, I COULD have felt slightly bad for her after she got mauled by the lioness... But because of the way she treated the media/press/interview situation i.e. avoiding 100% of it - no, fuck that bitch. There's something just so dreadfully pretentious about it all, and it's just icing on the cake that she got completely BTFO

My boy tapped out the Heavyweight champion

[Post your 2017 Official boy list]

>You can't change boys throughout the year either, it's ride or die cocksuckas

>aldos don't win
>literally won for nearly a decade, dominantly

id rather be a cruz then a cody desu. not that i dont like cody but he is a little emptyheaded

bet you bullied the cody tripfag

yeah ok Ariel the fighters owe you more than a fight they must be your good goy and do everything you tell them

Watching Anderons rekt Irvin was fun

We all felt that tap alistair ;_; We all felt it.

good
finally figured out how to not injure himself in training and guaranteed himself a title shot with equally two dominant wins over a short notice debutante and a top 10 fighter coming off of a first round knockout over a rising prospect

(^:

all i want is reem to drop his UFC contract, juice to the gills and fight in rizin

why cruel world, why must usada take everything from us and leave nothing

ThX I JUst realised Jesus go first.

>guaranteed himself
lmao nothing is guaranteed in UFC anymore lad

Ronda losing again is great news for Conor He is now officially the ONLY major draw in the entire company.

Cruz
Cub
RDA
Cerrone
mousasi
>caring about lhw era with no jones
>heavyweights

Right, not even having the decency to stick around for post-fight comments, or come out to the presser, nothing. Not even an instagram post. If she has any fans left after this I fucking don't see how.

>aldos don't win, mcgregors do.
McGregor's win streak has been much shorter & broken up than Aldo's.

and in the end, one loss took everything from him. he will never reach even 10% of the heights that mcgregor reached, no matter how skilled he was

nutting personnel kid. the current real life meta is being a chad asshole and talking a big game, fake it till you make it. just look at bisping. nobody likes an intellectual pussy, even if he's really good at his craft

he got fucked up by cirkunov :(

if khabib isn't fighting for the belt it's 100% on gooby

>people in this thread thought Cruz could beat Conor

Well yeah, if Goobs comes back and decides he'd rather fight Woodley or Nate or hell, even Ferguson, those are the fights that will happen.

The correct answer is it should have been a no contest because of the cut caused by an illegal headbutt

Cody would HEEM Conor

Did you see how shook he got him when he pushed him at TUF

So is thatonecodyfan gone forever?

Agree with this, Reem's future should be somewhere where he can roid and demolish people. LONG LIVE UBERREEM

Conor
Cowboy
Reem
Big country
Bisbong
Gunni
Jeremy Stephens
Demetrious

he said he'd drop trip when cody won but he's probably still here

Conor is in a constant state of shook until he fights

good list my man

Gooby Doo is the only boy I need. The last meme standing has ascended to new heights.

>cruz autists cant accept he got btfo
>heem proven to be wrong literally every single time
TOP KEK King Cody

I will never understand the Khabib meme on Yotuutbe

>Bets a fedex worker hald to death
>Subs a guy that gets subbed in 90% of his loses
>Beat RDA to a ud 3 years ago

yes i was wrong thank

strange tournament format that

Will Ronda kill herself like her dad did?

GUNNI
BEARJEW
EMIL MEEK
PLATINUM
GOOBER
NO LOVE
and joanna :3

Woodley
Rumble
Con Air
Cub
Cerrone
Cody
Doo Doo Choi
Nunes

Cruz
Khabib
Amanda Nunes
Justin Ledet
Paul Craig
Lorenz Larkin
Jacare Souza
Sean Strickland
Krzysztof Jotko

Ronda will ALWAYS have fans because she is tough and strong and talented and that bothers people (men) who are afraid of a woman like her. A women who not only will kick their ass but doesn’t care about looking a certain way.