What was his fucking problem?

What was his fucking problem?

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Nothing. He was completely right. LaGuerta just cucked him out of being able to come down on Dexter because she was a thirsty bitch and wanted that sweet serial killer penis.

The melanin content of his skin.

He was a cold blooded killer and he could sense Dexter was like him. Also he was strangely attracted to him.116

>tfw he was the hero

After he died the show started going down hill

Michael C Hall is at his best when he has a black Co star.

>Six Feet Under

thicc

He was a manlet and looked like a monkey.

He was cucked by a proud aryan ginger with LaGuerta, so he held a grudge to all white people.

>Aryan
>Ginger

I wonder who could be behind this post

For someone so calm and self-controlled, Dexter had a tendency to act like a complete creep on crime scenes.

Best character in the series, dropped it as soon as he died.

How far did the series go after? How does it end?

SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER

He loved surprises and motherfuckers.

Really really really really really REALLY fucking poorly, don't even bother user.

Oh ok. Well, your miss.

Remember when Vine was a funny place?

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Shit, sorry. I though I was on another thread.

Fakes his own death and becomes a lumberjack. I wish i was joking.

>He does know

Okay user so it lasts for like six or seven more seasons, two seasons are Dexter becoming friends with killers then killing them, the old guy from 3rd Rock From the Sun calls his wife a cunt and kills Rita, Dexter meets a rape victim who becomes his waifu and kills guys with him but decides to leave, Deb spends every season coming,
>THIS
close to finding Dex is a killer but always fucks it up, then she does and there's incest tones but I've mostly blocked it out and Dexter fucks off to Canada and becomes a lumberjack.

Consider yourself eternally grateful that you stopped where you did.

Considering the initial plot, I was expecting him to fake his death in the end. How fucking cheap tho.

The season with John Lithgow was GOAT
You can drop the show after that

he had to deal with too many motherfuckers

anyone interested in the show should watch up to season 4 and then drop it right after, all seasons after that are mostly garbage with a few good moments and the finale is so fucking shit

>everyone who finds about his secret is somehow cool about it

That's what I hated about the show.

He liked killing as much as Dexter did, he was an ex-death squad member in Haiti.

He just wanted reparations

>That's what I hated about the show.

It's a shame Rita never found out, that would have been interesting

this, John Lithgow was the best antagonist on the show, but it IMMEDIATELY goes to complete dogshit after season 4, since the old writers left and the new writers were mostly women (one who literally wrote the Twilight movies kek) so of course it immediately becomes about Dexter's love life and his harem of annoying cunts

What's with girls and this show? It's not like Michael C. Hall was a hottie.

S1: god tier
S2: high tier
S3: dog shit tier, beginning of "check out this celebrity guest star!" era
S4: high tier, Jon Lithgow dragged it back to respectability one last time
S5 - onwards: sub-dog shit tier

m-muh bad boys

reminder

he recognized another monster.

>they killed off Lithgow

What were they thinking? He was easily their best villain.

what the fuck?

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Watch S1. S2. S4. S7. Start s8, but when the car goes in the lake, stop there. Consider everyone dead and don't watch another fucking second.

Genuinely hilarious. Many rays of approval are shooting from my eyes into (You)r general direction.

fucking spoilers

This

another reminder

Ripley marries the alien in Alien 3

AYYYYYYYY I remember this

>116

Can someone explain this shit? New meme?

he typed his captcha in the post field by accident lmao

This has to be ironic
How the fuck do you seriously make that

What season is this? I stopped after I barely made it through 5, I don't remember this. My god, this show's depiction of technology was just fucked. Texting and googling, in particular.

this is how he defeats the final boss in the last season

final season, Deb's boyfriend

Can somebody please post the treadmill scene

>first 2 seasons of Dexter
>"no one must know my dark passenger"
take a shot every time he says that by the way
>in every fucking season after that
>"I'm starting to get a vaguely close relationship with this person, I'm going to tell them about my dark passenger"
>"oh christ now someone knows about my dark passenger now there's a chance that they might tell someone and now i have to juggle 8 different lies:

This shit started with Lila and Dexter never fucking learned

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wew

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This show went on too long for its own good.
First 2 seasons were great, 3 took a nosedive in quality, 4 salvaged some of it but everythign after just sucked.

>Dexter left his only son in the care of an unrepentant amoral serial killer who poisons every single person who's ever become a burden on her

...

lol

Being a good detective, you shmuck.

Deb wants to fuck her brother and then even the writers realized how weird it was.

Holy shit, I completely forgot this happened.

>halo with no mouse

l337