My wife has been reading the threads on here the last few days and she is confused on what it is you men actually want...

My wife has been reading the threads on here the last few days and she is confused on what it is you men actually want in a woman. You all ask for new pics and when girls come on here you destroy them with your mean opinions.
She is very confused.

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Tits or GTFO.

girls don't exist
also, if they claim to be a chick, they need tits and a timestamp

dumbass woman with low self esteem detected
how about you leave and go to facebook if you care this much what men want ?

She wants to know why it has to be tits?

Sounds like she gets it to me user. Post pics of your cock in one of her holes? Thanks

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I accept feet + face.

The Internet, where men are men, women are also men, and children are FBI agents

>mean opinions
>WAHH HUBBY THEY'RE BULLYING ME
fuck off nigger. tits and timestamp exists to prove that they're actually femanons, and they don't require anyone to be nice and shit to your bitch

we want perfection

lol nice one

nice bait
we all know you don't have a wife

and we want pic related

you dont have a wife you neckbeard pece of shit

The only thing I really want in a woman is my dick

Too soon dude.

But if I do timestamp you will want a sharpie in her pooper!

too soon

If you STFU you get a scooby snack.

and a glass of milk to go with it

>implying you have to follow any direction given by a stranger over the fucking INTERNET.

kys

This is my wife

>wife

Why's that a bad thing, you get to see your wife stick something up her butt, we get to see it too

Difference is you get to fuck that butt

YEAH RIGHT

Op here again here's another pic

Do you find she gets confused fairly often? Is she perhaps a bit retarded?

KEK

I saw this on a thread a few days ago.

Nice try faggot.

I know I posted it faggot

If that's you I'll dip my scooby snack in the other anons milk and eat eat it.

BUSTED!
Timestamp or fuck off!

Get your milk ready

Probably cock too faggot

Such a shame you don't believe me

Op here.
Here's another pic.

We don't. Post a pic of her with timestamp.

Don't even require a nude, just her with a timestamp.

Does your wife understand the concept of autism?

I've herd some chatter amongst the populace you may be full of shit.
TIMESTAMP OR GTFO!

This
Tits would be awfully nice though..... Wouldn't you anons agree?

Nice, sure, but I'm purposely setting a low bar because I think the OP is full of shit.

Happy now faggots?

OP is clearly not full of shit!

I'm certainly happy with the time stamp but the lack of nipple concerns me.

That proves nothing. You posted a timestamp against some skin that may or may not belong to a woman.

Either tits, pussy, or enough of HER clothed body to be verifiable as a female or GTFO.

That tattoo appeared nowhere on your other "real photos".

So you're still full of shit. So sad.

Have you had your scooby snack now?

Look at the pictures your fucktard! Look at the tattoo.

No.... user kept moving the milk....

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why does she have a tattoo of a skunk next to her pussy... is that like ironic?

A skunk?????

I know right? sorta weird, but pretty cool too - sorta funny. haha unless it's a warning sign cuz she tastes like ass

Dude?
Da fuq type of pussy's you been hitting?
Semi-pro tip: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

It's a sea horse retard

youtu.be/GIDWwUo2dAE

A man with eyes that work

Fuck off!

Like literally any other group of people, there's more than one person here. Suddenly the cognitive dissonance makes sense, no?

If an attractive woman leads off with tits and timestamp and starts filling pic requests, very very few people on here say anything negative. And those are just trolling to be contrarian. Easily ignored. But the less attractive the girl, the more trolls and less niceties the girl will attract to her thread. A lot like real life.

This is Captain Really Fucking Obvious, signing off. I need to get to the next retarded question, stat!

Pretty sure it is a skunk or a possum. I'm not an animatologist or anything. Possum is ironic too - cuz like, maybe it means she just lays there in bed lol, and wakes up when you are done.

You guys know that you can actually fuck a possum? they just play dead. kinda hot if you are into that sort of stuff.

Hey OP gril - post pic of your pics with possum or skunk on it, so we know which.

You can see the tattoo in her pic here too boys

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That is a really high quality photo, did you take it on your nokia in 1998?

Im a woman haha fùk everyone in here they are all lowlife shîts like me haha

I'm sorry, OP. I didn't realize this was a dating site.

>fùk
no ù

>taking many opinions from random people on the internet
>reducing it to what an individual person might want

Well there's your problem right there.

It's Like America. We want both. Just not everybody feels the same way because we're humans, and not ants.

Just like you, BBy girl.

Still waiting on the sharpie

I'm a poker player so I'll help build up the pot.
If femanon posts tits, I'll post my small dick.

I'm a girl too

Are they your grandpas teeth?

Any requests???

OMG how embarassing , he must have left them there earlier. please ignore that photo here is a better one

you stupid fag, yes, there have already been several.

I want a picture of her pussy, plus the words "skunk" or "possum" priving which animal (s)he has tattooed on there. Or I guess you can write "horse fish" if it is a horse fish, but i dunno seems weird to put fish tattoo on her pussy sort of dirty and not in sexy way.

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You have dirty finger nails and a birth mark shaped like pedo bear....

Spread your pussy

I haven't showered yet, sometimes they dead skin under them when I masturbate or scratch. I had sex the other day and my butt is sort of itchy lol. I think it fell asleep my BF was fucking me so hard.

Not the same girl

that is clearly your armit. what the fuck are you using for a camera? a playschool toy? turn on some lights or something.

I DON'T CARE!
Just get your damn sex bumping organs out, FFS!

You are dumb as fuck

That's not what we were offered

Too soon.

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Dubs of truth

Too late.

Let's see that ass bent over from the back

oh fuck how do I delete a photo? I posted wrong one please help.

Write "ravioli ravioli" above the sea horse.

Put a finger in your bum if quads

please look she is yelling at me right now I promise I'll post pussy but how do I delete? what is my password? I never set up a password here

Your wife is a cunt and fantasises about being raped by niggers

Explain to her no one here is a real man. Or at least the kind that can be generalized. It's all fringe fucking weirdos and closet fags that only like men with tits.

So close my Sup Forumsrother

doesnt make sense.
on the pic the seahorse is clearly next to a tit. but on the supposed pics of your wife the seahorse is next to her clit. sooo dunno doesnt make sense

saved

Where is it next to a tit?

I'll grab the scooby snacks......