Did he really not have sex in his teens, how's that even possible?

Did he really not have sex in his teens, how's that even possible?

J-just turn ur brain off bro...

why didn't he just get a hooker?

Dunno man, just twisting reality for the sake of the movie I guess. It's funny because of how bizarre it is.

>40 year old virgin
>his friends try to get him to have sex with a bunch of different sluts
>he finds a woman he actually loves
>waits until they are married to actually have sex

is this crypto-christian kino?

like bags of sand hahaha ;)

Yes

>Andy finally gets laid
>realizes his wife whored around for years before they hooked up.
>decides to get a divorce and catch up on 25 years of sex.

I cant imagine how embarrassed actual 40 year old virgins were when this movie came out and all their friends were laughing about it

I was 25, all friends guessed I was first when we were teens, very funny movie. that'll show them..

Ha Ha Ha 40 year old virgin what a unbelievable concept He.. He He...

>How did he not have sex in his teens

Hahahaha I know right, what a fucking loser, even the biggest, ugliest faggot can get laid in their teens ahahahahahahhh
;_;

dude its a fantasy/scifi film h-haha just roll with it for the sake of the film brotendo

>watching show
>"DUDE, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU LAST HAD SEX?"
>character is obviously embarrassed to say
>gets close to whisper the answer, he doesnt dare want anyone else to hear
>his answer is so fucking embarrassing and hes such a loser for not having sex for so long
>"a...month"
>A MONTH?! HAHAHAHAH FUCKING LOSER!

Only 20 years left ;)

lol.

>it's girls having this conversation

yes. I also thought if he had a different job, he would have been able to f around with various women also I do not think he had friends (prior to joining Best buy).

Come to think about it, this film is loaded with plot holes but kat's rack was nice.

>Come to think about it, this film is loaded with plot holes

he didnt have any friends, but his coworkers felt sorry for him because they realized this and invited him to their poker game

then after they realize hes a virgin, they decide to help him get laid

>not knowing that fornication is a sin

based Frank

Ok, but how does he not have friends. Every dork/nerd has a friend or does something social aka conventions.

hahaha ikr how can anyone not have a single f-friend AND be a handholdless k-kissless virgin amirite? lol haha haha

>Every dork/nerd has a friend or does something social aka conventions
Fuck off normie

Teens I get. 20s is unforgivable.

>virgin beta fuck
>finally get a qt gf
>can't even cum cus porn made me numb

just let me end it famalam

>ahaha duuuuuuude, I'm dying from not having pussy in so long. I've been having a week long dry spell, man, let's go clubbing lol

Shit, I better end my life right now then

stop watching porn and stop jerking off you idiot

Don't know anyone who was still a virgin by 12, desu. I had to turn this film off it was so unrealistic.

this

I've stopped for 3 weeks and I already feel better, just more confident in general, its weird

just stop putting pussy on a pedestal

and then walk on over and say hello

>works at best buy
>able to afford a house

tip top kek

I thought he lived in an apartment