Waifu claiming thread
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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun.
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still here
Don't know, will probably end up going to sleep again in a bit, anyway.
So how are you doing?
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Still here
Present but not for long.
That's probably another reason I'm reluctant to do so. I hope I'm a funny drunk. Oh please, drinking just brings in more laws to worry about.
Been trying to for a week now. I hope it's soon or I'll die of sleep deprivation.
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It's night where I am.
still here
voices in my head
alice in my shed
niggers under my bed
spics stealing my bread
i'm okay i guess
*throws masterball at your waifu*
Stolen
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hey yuno
He did it
Hey shinobu
But did that masterball have trips tho?
Well, I suppose being okay is better than being dead. You up to anything in particular?
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Yuuki
Still, would be kind of rude to just drink all his beer. Unless you were to replace it the next day or so.
Juvia
The only way to make me shut up is by using your mouth to shut mine~
Oh i bet the would~
Something seems to have gotten lost in translation~
> Aww please, love~?
I get that. That would be great, but there's only one way to find out~ Haha not when you're drunk~
> Grabs the boobers
Do people really think it's good?
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lied, I went and grabbed another. I'll buy him some later
Yes
just lying down trying to get to sleep
my room is too warm u.u
why the trip change too?
The switch is real
Goodnight
how is you
how old is your brother btw?
Because I have it, I put it on every time I post Agiri.
*grabs the puss*
Absolute shit
Nah, it's all good. I was off playing vidya with some friends anyways. Bottle is all gone here, gonna call it a night here since I'm comfortably buzzed. Take it easy, see you around.
He will be 25 this June
You don't like sleeping in the heat?
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
Yeah it can get rough
>c'mon don't be so rough
>no you're such a stupid pervert I'm not falling for that
No it wouldn't!
Stop using that stupid translator! It always spits out lies! God i hate you!
>no!
Later good night, thanks for talking to me.
why?
ah, had to make sure he wasnt 2 days younger than my brother, wouldve been some twilight zone shit if he was
LONG shit day at work
>no promises
L-lewd~
I'd l-like that~
Tsundere don't post a revealing pic~
Therefore, posting me pic proves you're not Tsundere~
That'd be super odd haha. He's 20 months older than I am
rip
yea my bros about 4.5 years older than me, not even close
Any other siblings? My brother is my only one
yea ive got a sister thats only 17 months older than me
Good man~
papa Trump would be proud.
How are you tonight?
> But you did it last night...
Well then, i suppose we'll have to make it extra lewd tonight!
No it always tells the truth, unlike you~ Well i love you~
> F-fine then! *hug*
I had a feeling you would~
So late. Must go to bed.
>only one way to find out
I hope it goes well for me. I really do. Anyways, thanks for that. Nighty night then, Hanako-san.
Yeah. Not looking forward to it.
>you're lucky I have to leave now, otherwise I'd get even more hostile
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I take it you're the baby of the family?
Why do I do this haha
>played doubles in RL, didn't go up or down
Shit
yep, i get whatever the fuck i want
FeelsGoodMan
WUZ GUD NIGGA???
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
I-i did not!
No you stupid pervert! I'll never get lewd for you!
I-it does not! It tells lies!
>g-get off i hate you! You stupid pervert!
Yeah i never do.
>you're such a tsundere...
Nighty night
Hell ye! I'm the youngest and I don't
FeelsBadMan
drinking and doing nothing
I would advise you do it when you're with other people, and i hope so too, No problem, it was nice talking with you~ Goodnight Urabe~
Because you're having fun~
> Well that's a good thing! Would suck to go down and ruin the night right?
Rough day at work huh?
Exactly. I think I'm 1 win from going to Gold 1 in doubles
>once I get my mini fridge I am stocking it with all sorts of beer!
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i mean you're only the youngest of 2 :p
More?
well, I suppose I will go back to sleep.
Good night thread
Maybe you're too tsun to understand~
Hehe~
Are you drunk enough to give me a kiss~?
Same
VERY
EVEN SO I DEMAND GIFTS AND WHATEVER I WANT DAMMIT
hell ye, you, me, and hanako
You did...and i didn't even get to enjoy it because that's when stupid Sup Forums broke...
Not even if i get lewd for you~?
No it's you that tells lies, my cute little tsundere~
> No you feel so warm and soft~
Gonna try for it tonight?
> That;s a damn fine plan!
> Kiss~
Well it would appear so~
Shit that bad huh...
Nah, my friend and I quit when he ranked up to Silver 2. He didn't want to immediately lose it
Yup..
i mean i dont get likes gifts and shit, i can basically get away with anything tho
>but if i go to the store with my mom i can put any amount of random snack foods in the cart and we'll get all of it
dont be mad, get glad
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Good, he's a smart man. So what are you gonna do now?
Well it's over now at least, so now time to relax! Any plans for the night?
nigga thats the opposite of what i told you to do
That's not it at all!
Good I'm glad you didn't! I hate you!
N-no! You'll never persuade me!
I do not lie you stupid stupid stupid pervert! You're the one that lies and i hate you
>get off you stupid pervert!
claimed and/or ganked, i dont care shes mine now
Hi guys, what are you fuckers up to?
Tohka claimed
T H I C C
Forgot pic
Hehe~
You're lips taste delicious ~
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Then prove that you're not tsun by just being dere~
Just wait until sleep hits me lol, maybe some Animal Crossing in the meantime
btw have you looked into what parts you're gonna get for your PC yet?
which animal crossing?
W-why are you so mean... i just want to show you affection..
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f-fine, no lewds for you then...
You're just full of lies because you're too embarrassed to say what you want to, just like the tsundere you are~
> F-fine, if you hate it that much...
Hehe so do yours~ Maybe just one more~
> Kiss~
May i see them~
Laaame~ But it is a bit later for you so i guess that;s to be expected.
Happy Home Designer
Exactly. Where are you again?
whats that 1 like? ive only played animal crossing on the gamecube
I'm in Vegas, so 3 hours behind you i believe.
No that makes no sense you pervert
Aw your little translator couldn't translate that now could it?
F-fine i-i don't need them anyway
I am not you stupid pervert! I hate you and that's the truth!
>i-i do!
This one is WAY different from that one because the objective for this one is designing people's houses. The other one for the 3DS, New Leaf, is close to the GameCube one in gameplay
oh you're in vegas? i thought you were off in cali like everybody else
sounds neat
I-its experiencing some technical difficulties at the moment...
W-well good, i'll just keep them to myself from now on then...
Well duh, i'm not a tsundere after all~ I don't believe you~
> F-fine then, no more hugs,,,ever...
> dubs
Yup good ol sin city, baby~ There really are a lot of people here that live in Cali huh.
youtube.com
Goodnight thread.
Goodnight.
where'd yuno go, i didnt get to touch his butt
My boss has it planned out, it's just the matter of getting my damn settlement check in
i thought you were supposed to get it last weekend?
>touches butt
>blushes
Hehe~
Of course, if I can see yours as well~
It makes perfect sense. If you're deredere, you're not tsundere ~
Gotcha, ever go gambling in the city?
It's pretty fun tbh
Suppose to, Ima have to drop by the laywer's office in person and demand it or else
>dubs
More likeI'm telling the truth and you know it.
F-fine i-i don't need to see those pretty panties and cute butt...
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Then how come you're little translator couldn't spit something out?~
You just can't accept I'm telling the truth
Shut up you're so stupid!
cgi waifu, fuck you
>checked
i still probly wont get it, my 3ds is a pokemon/fire emblem machine
get up in there and slap a bitch
WOah he glasses make that pic
> rubs ears
Oh my how cute~
Wew, putting them to good use i see~
> Well maybe a peek~
>trips
Yup, usually after work half the time we stop at the casino bar and gamble and have a few drinks.
W-well i kind of doubt that, but it would be rather heartbreaking if that was the truth...
Y-yeah, since you hate such things after all...
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B-because it's having some difficulties right now, and i'm working on fixing it!
Well if i did then things would change for the worse, for everyone..
why do you love glasses so much?
Oh nice, sounds like fun!
I'm off to sleep, have a good night everyone!
night yuuki
Goodnight Yuuki, sleep well.
Oh I will, the laywer seems nice but the lady on the phone sounds like a cunt that doesnt give a fuck
*Purrrs*
Is someone a little upset by the truth?~
I-i never said...
Sure you are~
Difficulties excepting the truth
How would it be worse?
C'mon Juvia, be my deredere~
Let me feel your soft kisses~
Aw let me see ~
Yoko seems to like you, hehe~
Because they are hot.....
Such a cute little kitty~
Whatcha up to, kitty cat?
N-no you're the one upset shut up...
The message was sound and clear...
I-i am! You just made me overuse it so it broke~
i prefer the term "in denial", something you are very familiar with~
Well i'd go back to coming on thread a few hours later, and only come on a few times a week.