Did you want butter on that, handsome?

Did you want butter on that, handsome?

Yes ma'am!

>Going to kino's building
>With the current couples only policy

Enjoy the obligatory penis ispection too.

I WANNA SEXFUCK YOU IN THE VAGINAPUSSY

USING BUTTER AS LUUUUUUUBE

Butter me up in the bathroom

why does her shirt have that pattern from the inside of envelopes?

oh i don't like popcorn

i'll take some peanut m&m's

Yes please. Give me all you got.

Can you put some butter in my soda too please

Yes, lots of butter

that's it, i want to speak to your manager

Where is the black guy?

can I see your manager please

Wassup, whitebread

ROBERT DOES NOT TALK LIKE THAT
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY FAVORITE KINOMA EMPLOYEE ROBERT REEEEEE

Hey Robert! I never want to see that duplicitous slut again, please fire her

H-hey Robert

Hello Robert, please meet my wife and daughter.

is Robert /ourguy/?

bump i need more memes

>mfw I only know popcorn from the fucking cinema
I don't even know who invented the meme of eating while watching movies, most of the world don't do it

Consumption of food goes hand in hand with consumption of art.

>Go to theater
>They just hired some new girl
>She has fuck huge tits
>She never wears a bra
>Her slightest movement causes her tits to jump around all over the fucking place
Shit guys I don't have enough money to go every day and get served by her. What do?

Nigga like I don't know yo wife n my daughter

Those slurpee drinks look good
I would buy one of them , but only from Robert

where the FUCK is my nigga Tyrone? he used to give me extra butter for free REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Colin Farrell?

Yo user, is it cool if yo daughter stays at my place tonight?

>tfw the bull even takes your wife's son away from you

Some Fanook once said to me and my friend: "Do you want two straws with that?" ;)

You better have taken those two straws nigguh. Nothing is better then being able to have twice the sucking power for your pop.

>nigguh
>pop
Flyover states were a mistake

really makes you think

White guy named Robert here. Why did Sup Forums decide to call him that as opposed to Tyrone or Jamal?

Apply for a job at the theater.

underrated

>tfw she's A BIRD

Sorry. No white male employee policy.

So just tell them you're native American, or spanish or some such shit.

Is that Sweet Dee?

>be me
>everytime I go to my local cinema, the girl who sells tickets flirts with me
Feels good to be honest lads, I feel like I should ask her out one of these days, but I'm yet to find the courage.

>when the female usher smiles at you
>that's the first time a woman gave you positive attention in years

The last one was the girl at the glasses shop, after repairing my broken lens for free (still had guarantee) said "better than it used to be" which made her laugh. That was in 2013 november 13

I'd like to butter your crumpets heh heh

whats her right eye looking at?

Memes were a mistake

Back during the depression cinema was one of the few forms of ebtertainment people could afford

They sold pop corn because corn was extremely cheap (US still makes insane amount of corn to this day)

It just stuck

Tyrone

But why do they sell pop.

>be me
>guy called Dean at class makes fun of me
>be Dean
>rape the sexy girl in class called Hannah
>be Hannah right when Dean cums and give myself an orgasm
>be Dean again
>go to the cinema with my father's m4
>start killing people randomly, mostly kids
>become me right before cops open fire
>be me
>mfw

It's also made of corn

What did he mean by this?

But why do they sell cotton candy.

THE FUCK YOU MEAN NO BUTTER?!

...

He has a nametag.

Here's some popcorn for you, big guy.

And don't worry, the police are still out looking for those hotheads that did Robert.

>young cashier probably younger than me
>will that be all for you sweetie
>about to freak out wondering why she chose to call me that
>just give her the money and go
>remember I had a dream that night about making small talk with her instead of staying silent

RIP Robert

The hood took you to soon from us.

>said "better than it used to be"

>which made her laugh

That's literally not funny. The only reason she would laugh is if she wanted a dicking from you.

whoa im drinking one of those right now

and now ive finished it

Hey, where's the usual guy?

Nigger detected

Have another, user, you deserve it

>ma'am

I want southerners to leave.

Robert is essential Sup Forums core, faggot

Well it doesnt translate very well into english

no this is fine thanks have a good day

hes saying the guy pouring one out is a nigger dumbass