You arrive at the gates of heaven

>you arrive at the gates of heaven
>you are told that you must fuck one of these angels to get in

1) which do you fuck and why?
2) how does it go down?

just stop trying to force this stupid bullshit you fat busted cunt.

ouch.

...

you cant make this kind of thread on /hm/, though. only porn threads.

gay people are subhuman

why assume that theyre gay?

None of them. God is testing me, homosexuality is a sin.

This thread is fucking stupid.

Clearly the cute boy by the left is the only decent choice

why

Because I think he is pretty :)

I'm a girl by the way.

well you'd probably have to peg him

i can post more of any of them

ima go to hell then, thx.

I hate niggers and spics, and suffer direly from omphalophobia. Guess I'll be standing there forever if he refuses to remove that freakishly horrible pricing.

>omphalophobia

wat

Idk i wouldnt fuck any of them. They look too gay to want sex from me . i feel if i fucked any it would be rape with a strap. And i would pick the guy on the left.

Hell it is then

Although I was going down anyway.

Tits or gtfo

Nigger

highway to hell

But they're angels, so they can't be.

I will take my Hell with an extra order of fries please.
Do a 360 and walk away

/thread

Fear of bellybuttons

It's obviously a ruse, I strangle the gays in order to have St. Peter reveal himself and congratulate me for seeing through the final test.

Guess im going >STRAIGHT to hell

these guys should book a dance tour of Belarus

Angels are asexual and do not have genitals. Your question is invalid.

Tits with timestamp or GTFO

only left is fuckable, i would not be able to get my dick hard with the other two.

Read the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. If angels can worry about being raped, they have genitals.

even without genitals they still have an asshole...

how would it be rape if they wanted it.

youre a girl?

I'd rather go to Hell.

They just pretended to be afraid to see the reaction of the sick fuck Lot, who is even worse than the crowd outside. Instead of handing over the two foreigners, he offered his own virgin daughters to be raped in their place.

i fuck all 3 and join the vip club in heaven