I did actually did it Sup Forums

I put in my entire life savings (£9,800) to bet that Trump will be President. Either that or I helium myself. Theres no turning back now. LETS DO THIS

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Sleep tight sweet prince

Good luck user

good luck user

get ready to lose it all buddy

THE ABSOLUTEMADMAN

CoalBerners contribute to his campaign, we seek to join in God Emperors victory and glory

Trump is gonna get stumped HARD.

Just wait...

Good luck user

>yfw hillary wins

Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

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I can't believe these kids are actually investing money on that faggot.

screencaps?
i want proof

Good luck user.

GOOD LUCK user!
I put $1,000 bucks over there.

proof?

LMAO

As much as I want the God Emperor to win, I acknowledge it is impossible. It's obviously all rigged and Hillary will become president; even if all of the US vote for Trump.

What kind of odds did you get on this?

Every US election I've voted in i've lost. At 18 I voted for John Kerry (brainwashed). Got my shit together and voted against Obama 2x and lost. So fucking tilted, I just want to win.

> shillary wins
>brexit fails
> conservatives split, Cameron can't hold them together
>corbyn takes advantage and becomes PM.
>farage's temazepam addiction comes to light and ukip falls apart in leadership contest

Oh god, user!!!

As much as I despise her, Hillary is going to win. Trump offers hope in the form of entertainment on the way to voting day, but Hillary has the structures of manipulation behind her.

That said, I hope Trump wins. Lesser of two evils.

Better stock up on that helium, boy.

what are the odds / spread?

what were the odds?

if he loses why dont you use the heliumd on hillary

RIP user 2004-2016

Australian Betting Agency "Sports Bet' has Hillary as the clear favorite to win.

1.36x pay out.

Whilst a Trump win is 3x payout..... not bad

>Deez Nuts

Please timestamp this with a picture of a screen, this is too easy to photoshop. C'mon, if you're willing to bet all you life's savings into this then you must be willing to do us a favour.

What website is that? Why would you not use betfair exchange?

>entire life savings
>£9800

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Trump wont even run when the sex scandal drops. You goof'd

Give me your email so I can give you shit if he loses you absolute mad cunt.

In that case helium would be a better choice anyway.

Good luck user

betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/politics/market/1.107373419 3.0 isn't good odds for Trump.

Where do you guys bet?

>sex scandal
the tabloids have been all over trump's life for decades
he doesn't have any secrets left that could hurt him

my whole savings are like 5€...

lol almost exactly the same odds at William Hill for the UK/EU Vote

Damn m8 I thought my bet was a lot

good luck senpai

How and where did you do this user, I want in on the big money?

>betting 10k on a white man's candidate in 21st century America
absolute mad man

You could've moved to the US with that money and buy a big fat trailer for you and your hick waifu

OP you bastard don't waste it all. We need soldiers and arms for the coming race war.

>be me, trump supporter at liberal campus with liberal friends
>open trump supporter, but most of my lib fag friends are chill about it
>put $100 dollars on trump to win the repub primary
>odds were 5:1 when I bet
>throw trump themed BBQ pool party with a quarter of my winnings
>wear my MAGA hat as I work the grill, awarding all my friends free burgers and booze if they say "MAGA"
>put 200 more on trump winning presidency
>pocket the rest

Life is good

>he fell for the Trump hype meme

He has no chance, fool

Damn Betfair has very good odds for the Trump.

I was SO close to putting around £500 on Trump to win the republican nomination a couple weeks back when Ted Cruz's odds suddenly dropped to around 6ish. Can't fucking believe I didn't do it.

Good god. This is almost as bad as electing a Muslim to be your capitol's mayor.

nah mate I think a muslim president is a little worse

You'll nearly always get better odds for pretty much everything on an exchange, bookies have terrible odds.

I hope many from Sup Forums follow your brave example, OP.

Still, down from a thousand to one outsider.

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whats interesting though is that Hillary's odds are the same on both.

Put on a trip so Sup Forums can roast you if Trump loses

You should have done that when he was at 40 to 1 odds instead of 4 to 1 odds, slowbloke

The whole thing is rigged, I doubt trump will win

Her odds dropped slightly on betfair over the last couple days, think she was around 1.42 earlier this week.

One ISIS attack is all it takes, might just have to be a bad european one even!

Should have quit while you were ahead but you were up anyway so I guess it's no big deal.

Incumbents usually win.

Do you know anyone ever being banned or prohibited from winning too much on an exchange betfair?

It supposedly doesn't happen....

There's an image I didn't need to see.

PaddyPower has trump as 2:1

>he doesn't have any secrets that could hurt him
Lets talk about his Méxican gay lover.

here mate have another one.

Never heard of a case. It doesn't make sense that it would anyway, exchanges just facilitate different people covering each others bets, none of the money is actually put up by the owners of the exchange, they just collect 2-5% commission on all winnings.
They actually benefit from people winning large amounts.

I want her to sit on my face, and choke me out as I cum inside of her.

Thanks, have a Jew trap.

>not betting on both candidates

>Entire life savings
>tfw I saved 7,000 in a few weeks

Oy vey that would cost me more shekels

I always like this pic. Those sure are some monster mammary melons

Godspeed user.

he doesn't have any true stories out there that could hurt him

If Trump loses keep yourself alive for the race war and die in the race war.

I NO HUH 4 REALZ

It was a satire bro

Well looks like i'll be signing up to betfair at some point soon.

thanks for the tip you pommie cunt

If you bet now and Trump's odds get better do you keep the same payout when you put money in or does it kind off adjust to new people later on?

This

Anyone knows a good betting site that accepts Paypal?

>brainwashed

That was the only smart thing you did. GWB's admin was horrible for your nation and for the world. If Kerry had won, maybe he would have changed the SEC's bush-era directive to take a hands off approach on the leveraging practices of the 5 specific banks that the bush admin wanted them to give free reign to...he sure could not have done worse. Maybe he would have even put the Iraq war on budget instead of just kicking the can.

NOW you're actually brainwashed.

Not that you care about facts or any sort of nuance at all. Enjoy your infotainment, and try not to cry too hard.

sick bantz

Why is it that big boobed American girls never properly keep clean the folds of skin between their breast.

You get paid out at the odds the bet was placed at.

You're an idiot. Trump is going down in epic fashion. Get your money back now.

gl bro don't forget to gg after you win or lose

>Place £5000 bet on Trump winning at 3/1 odds
>Place £12500 bet on Hillary winning at 2/5 odds
>Bet £17500 in total
>If Hillary wins, no problem, you win all your money back
>If Trump wins you win your money back and get £2500 extra

Take that globalists

oh my god I hate women

what if someone else wins?

Hey fellow burgers, what's a good site to bet on over here?

How much is that in relevant currency?

Not enough #GaryMissiles for it to happen.

these are some really top notch tits

i much rather have a direct war with islam than just let them take us over like the coward obama
he didn't even visit france after the attacks
didn't give a shit about belgium while it was bombed and on fire
fuck obama

Good luck.

>tfw Hillary get indicted and britbong loses 12500

But that would probably insure Trump victory

Don't they hold onto that until the election? How do you pay bills in the meantime?