First time buying weed, just got 16g

First time buying weed, just got 16g.
What should I expect?

that looks like soil

My friend said it was dispencery grade

With good care good crops in no time.

Looks like some dense cheeba. 420 blaze it bro!

no kidding, weed dispensaries sell shit

superb use of humor OP! I applaud you sir! I get it but I won't ruin the joke for others! you rogue... :)

Retard that isnt weed its leaf you got fuct and no one sells 16 grams eighth qrt half a half once is 14 grams and that garbage there probably wnt get you high

?

How do you tell if weed is good? Did I get ripped off? Cost me $200.

No one's biting, dude.

timestamp op this cant be real

Dispensary grade soil

That soil

that looks like you took a monumental shit in a basket rather than marijuana tbh

I am a heroin addict

that's not bud

16g of black tea leaves

>DAT MULCH

He told me to eat it instead of smoke it? Does that make a difference?

>eating weed

Yeeeeeeeeah, you're actually fucking retarded if this isn't bait. Good bait though.

I'm not baiting I ate some like 10 minutes ago it feels okay

Yeah, it tells me you've paid $200 for fucking bermuda.

Bermuda?

bad bait.. and i'm a newfag