REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
I wish....
Bet
ok
Bet?
Really?
Jokes on you cause I don't want a girlfriend anyways
not happening
whoa !!@
plizzz annon
Dude you shouldn't have replied now it's going to happen which sucks because same and now I'm doing it also fuck
...
No
well this is my only option
Welp
well it don't hurt to try. also why the fuck is there hair in your weed? shit looks like it's from your asscrack
hell no
I'm lonly
please love me shawty
Not a chance in hell bro.
fake and gay
Oh boi!
Pls gib
I fucking hope so
meh, sure why not
But girls only want me for my good manners and man seed
3
Same. Went MGTOW nearly 6 years ago.
ok
All I want is die.
Oh boy!
I want to own a noose made from dismemebered peniles from living fetus's
Do i have to pay $40 for that?
pls
gimme
k
Yeah right >_>
...
Honestly who the fuck cares about a girlfriend, i'm gay anyway. Why cant you make threads like "reply to this thread and you'll lose ten pounds"
Girls huh, hmmm.
yo yo
Fuck that, I want pot.
Nothing to lose, so here I am.
Sup, lads
Ay
Please
lit af
I honestly don't understand these threads. No matter how much I want one, it won't happen. These threads are dumb, they're not even funny or fun. The whole purpose of these threads are to remind us of the reality of never having a significant other, or at least for me. I hate these threads.
y eem
...
I want to try masturbating with a knife
Kkl
Bet
alright
I'm hanging out with a girl I like tomorrow, what does it mean??
K
What if I am already married?
.... holy shit it really works...
LETS GO ASKED HER OUT JUST AN HOUR AGO WAITING FOR THAT RESPONSE
taco
goddamnit
K
Gf is mien
want
i wish
weed
Hellyea
I give in to superstition.
Better get to fuck her
Please work this one time.
how much u pay for that ball of muddy lawn grass and hair
Yes
>girlfriend
what do you mean by this
swag
If fucking only
Chanspeak for a sissy slave. Another word for this is "prison bitch".
$40?
I dont read that shit, but im reply cuz scarry
i shit my pants on the reg because i love the warmth
Hope so, I just matched with a girl on Tinder and we hit it off for a good two hours before she stopped replying to my messages 15 hours ago.....
Yes please
Check em
...
Bet
don't you lie to me
sure
bet
ok
i rly hope its true
If she comes crawling back...
We'll see
If this happens I will find you and fucking.. thank you, bro
It is time
BLESS ME LORD
We'll see about that
fuck please
k
got one
seems legit
>mfw relatable
lmao, that'll never happen if I'm on here 24/7
Happy Day