REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

I wish....

Bet

ok

Bet?

Really?

Jokes on you cause I don't want a girlfriend anyways

not happening

whoa !!@

plizzz annon

Dude you shouldn't have replied now it's going to happen which sucks because same and now I'm doing it also fuck

...

No

well this is my only option

Welp

well it don't hurt to try. also why the fuck is there hair in your weed? shit looks like it's from your asscrack

hell no

I'm lonly

please love me shawty

Not a chance in hell bro.

fake and gay

Oh boi!

Pls gib

I fucking hope so

meh, sure why not

But girls only want me for my good manners and man seed

3

Same. Went MGTOW nearly 6 years ago.

ok

All I want is die.

Oh boy!

I want to own a noose made from dismemebered peniles from living fetus's

Do i have to pay $40 for that?

pls

gimme

k

Yeah right >_>

...

Honestly who the fuck cares about a girlfriend, i'm gay anyway. Why cant you make threads like "reply to this thread and you'll lose ten pounds"

Girls huh, hmmm.

yo yo

Fuck that, I want pot.

Nothing to lose, so here I am.

Sup, lads

Ay

Please

lit af

I honestly don't understand these threads. No matter how much I want one, it won't happen. These threads are dumb, they're not even funny or fun. The whole purpose of these threads are to remind us of the reality of never having a significant other, or at least for me. I hate these threads.

y eem

...

I want to try masturbating with a knife

Kkl

Bet

alright

I'm hanging out with a girl I like tomorrow, what does it mean??

K

What if I am already married?
.... holy shit it really works...

LETS GO ASKED HER OUT JUST AN HOUR AGO WAITING FOR THAT RESPONSE

taco

goddamnit

K

Gf is mien

want

i wish

weed

Hellyea

I give in to superstition.

Better get to fuck her

Please work this one time.

how much u pay for that ball of muddy lawn grass and hair

Yes

>girlfriend
what do you mean by this

swag

If fucking only

Chanspeak for a sissy slave. Another word for this is "prison bitch".

$40?

I dont read that shit, but im reply cuz scarry

i shit my pants on the reg because i love the warmth

Hope so, I just matched with a girl on Tinder and we hit it off for a good two hours before she stopped replying to my messages 15 hours ago.....

Yes please

Check em

...

Bet

don't you lie to me

sure

bet

ok

i rly hope its true

If she comes crawling back...

We'll see

If this happens I will find you and fucking.. thank you, bro

It is time

BLESS ME LORD

We'll see about that

fuck please

k

got one

seems legit

>mfw relatable

lmao, that'll never happen if I'm on here 24/7

Happy Day