Chef

>Chef
>Photographer
>Priest

Lawyer
Cop
Congressman
Politician

Why chef user ?

people gotta start naming jobs that have some legitimacy to it like Wendy's Chef.

not a career but anyone with a communication's major

This is now a get thread. Checkem.

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>Wendy's
you're doing god's work

car wash attendant lmfao

>proud

Any job that you lie about on a first date isn't gonna make the cut.

But if he doesn't do it, then who will? He's the hero we need.

WHY DID THEY STOP MAKING THE SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS??????

>Soldier

You're a tool. A piece of a machine, the sole function of which is to advance the foreign policy goals of your government. It's not badass. It's not noble. It's not interesting. Get over it.

>mcdonalds manager

Engineer
Computer Programmer
Insurance Sales

>But if he doesn't do it, then who will?
is this capitalism

>ceo

>business analyst

>engineer

>Doctor

>hooker

>Mexican

>salesman

>buttboy

This post reminds me

>Unemployed

Usually not a source of pride, but some of the unhinged ones seem to regard it as "sticking it to the man." I guess it's a way to cope with living with your uncle (Sam) at age 40.

now you're just trying to name jobs

And failing

>buttboy

Trying to think of jobs, period, he came up with 7 before he was tapped out and resorted to peepee jokes.

we could really narrow it down to "people more successful then me"

yes, even buttboy implies he gets action here and there

What's wrong with being a photographer?

This post reeks of jealousy.

Oh look, another guy who figured out he could get chicks outside his bracket to put out if he buys a midrange canon and makes them jump around nekkid first.

I don't need midrange Canon user

I got talent ;)

On point though :)))

Don't forget to make extensive use of wink emojis and offer to "open up some wine" when you're trying to lure them to their first session.

Wait... are we talking about photographers, or "photographers"?

t. someone whose girlfriend slutted it up for 50 bucks and shows up on porn websites

Using your cellphone camera huh?
I reckon you give them frequent reminders of how many megapixels it has?

I could use some practice

I shoot nature tbqh.

Social Worker. Lowest of the low.

Both

Nah man I'm just weirded out by these 45 year old guys when they lurk around. Like they actually lurk, they have a face to match. You know like a domestic cat when it lies in "ambush" but it's making eye contact?

Edgy

no, my girl isnt a slut, they dont try for her

t. person who failed either his 12th drug test in a row or dosent understand why they are getting so much shit for forgetting to feed the baby the whole weekend

> College Professor
Students seem to know moar than them. Some seem like they are better than you. Glad I didn't go to college

itt: triggered professional photographers arguing with triggered "professional" photographers

what a grand shitshow for a cool saturday evening. please continue

Subway sandwich artist
Cook
Army

>Congressman
>Politician
I'll let you think about that one for a second.

It cares alot :D

It's sunday going on monday.

Fucking this

College professors are mostly a joke. They use the same syllabus for many years, they simply change the textbooks, show up and give a lecture once or twice a week at various institutions for 2-4 hours, and then get someone else to mark all of the essays. They do fuck all and get to prance around like fags

Any job that puts one in competition with an illegal
Mexican.

Teacher.

well then please excuse me while I test this weed for PCP

Sensitivity trainer.

Right now? President of the United States.

Seconded. Social workers, and strippers.

no one should be proud of their job. They're all meaningless

user true that.
College students pay shit ton to be at college, then the professor doesn't show up. Plus colleges teaches you useless shit or stuff you already know.

Social work is insanely demanding. Kys

go to bed mark

inorite tf am i gonna learn in some stupid book that my street smarts dont cover?

>wendy's
>444
This can't be a coincidence.

Military. "For those that fail at everything, and you get a fake job you just sign up for."

Being a security guard overnight for some shitty mall

ohhh look at this fucking goy

Yeah all that shuffling people and papers around and snatching kids for a fat cheque at tax payers expense with benefits is noble and demanding work for sure. It's no wonder they tend to have the lowest IQ of all graduates.

;)

>Computer Programmer
>Engineer
If you hate engineers and programmers so much then go Amish, faggot. See how that works out for you.

Military teaches discipline, teamwork, physically molds you and provides a solid foundation for many careers, especially considering the amount of variation that military jobs have.

Were you a cook in the military or were you an engineer? A foot soldier or an officer? It doesn't matter, a job is a job, and you take from it whatever you're capable of to move forward.

you're a tool if you work for any civilian company.

That's why social work programs are so fucking difficult and selective eh, they just let anybody handle social work.

>Doctor
Ok I guess you just want everyone to die then

>Academic in a non STEM field.

>Accountants (Can you even imagine doing this as a career?)

>Nurses (literally anyone can do it, its just no one wants to)

Computer programmer.

You're an autist.

Entrepreneur.

You're also an autist, most likely. Business owning is for this without the balls for the corporate world.

So you're saying it's paid trade school?

Difficult if you're a retard. And a man doing social work? What a faggot.

>nurses
>literally anyone can do it

It takes a special type of person to be able to handle immense tragedy every day. Fuck off

I don't use canon

somebody lost the custody battle lmao

>Business owning is for this without the balls for the corporate world.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>Entrepreneur.

>You're also an autist

I dunno how you'd be a very successful one without also being good with people. I think entrepreneurship is good with your own ideas, but if you are a entrepreneur, as in someone who buys a McDonalds, you shouldnt feel proud.

You need insanely high GPA to even be considered for a social work program, where the fuck do you live? It's one of the most competitive fields, right up there with Nursing.

*Business owning is for those without the balls for the corporate world.

Different fag here, but that sounds like an obscene waste of an insanely high GPA. You'll regret not chasing shekels by your mid 30's if not before.

Nope but I've seen a lot of ugly stories with that. Feminist family court system is a nightmare.

Bait

was gonna disagree but 420 get doesn't lie tbh

>Business owning is for this without the balls for the corporate world

How many languages did you learn before English?

Doing it for that money does take a special kind of person.

So your boss who gives you your corporate job is an autist for dealing with the liabilities rather than just pulling up a chair like you and nodding yes for a paycheck?

huh? What in tarnashin' did you just say?

Shekels aren't everything in life bud, lmao

In that case by autist I just mean someone who is likely a bit of an annoying pussy

Small business owners tend to suck.

>> College Professor
what? all my uni profs were phds doing research, and had to teach as part of their research contracts. shitty teachers and smug assholes? sure. but they definitely were smart

lawyer
judge
regulator
social worker
enviro anything
any gov job except military really

yeah that's not what autist means, in that instance you would call them an annoying pussy (or girl i guess)

Then why are social workers so dumb? Look it up the come out with the lowest IQ. They are a winning combination of arrogant and stupid.

Confirmed for being young. Enjoy your naivete while it lasts.

No shit. Soldiers don't deserve any special respect for doing their government's dirty work.

That reminds me

>redditors
Out of the weaponized autists, these are the spudguns.

You ever been in a competitive white collar environment where you're making 85k+ a year? It's more demeaning and shitty than owning a business, guaranteed.

Community Organizer.

Confirmed for being sociopath with closed mind
Enjoy your hollow existence while it lasts

Trips don't lie

Gov jobs aren't that bad, try passing background

Booby streamers
Reaction youtubers

Hence why I'm wondering why you think being the boss in that environment is somehow more shitty.
Though if it's demeaning I'd have to ask where exactly you work. Though I won't, cause I don't really give a shit. Point is you should consider applying with other firms. Sounds like a dead end bruv.

All of our existences are hollow, user. Nice trips though.