Tell me Sup Forums, how was your first time?

tell me Sup Forums, how was your first time?

>fucked her for like 10 mins
>never came
>nervous as fuck the whole time
>she sucked my dick afterward and finished in her mouth
Could have gone worse

Keep this bumped, I'll be typing out my tale.

>be me, depressed as fuck
>anhero.zip has failed to extract
>end up in psych ward for adolescents under 19
>be there for a week or so, nothing exciting
>new girl shows up, 2 years younger than me, 8/10
>start talking to her, get to know her a bit
>shes awkward and quiet as fuck but we get along pretty good
>evenutally we both better up and leave the place
>the day i get out, find her on facebook, add her
>she accepts, we start talking
>asks me if im single, i say yes, she is too
>fuck yes
>she asks me if she can send a picture of her, i say sure assume its a selfie or some shit
>its nudes

cont?

yes

stil waitin

psych girl fucking

bumping for intrest

Never have nor will.

>im like holy shit, no way
>asks for dick pics, i deliver
>shes super into me
>im super into her
>we talk for a couple weeks, flirting and "in love"
>she wants to visit me
>(forgot to mention she lives few hours away from me)
>im like holy shit okay
>her mother for some reason pays for her to come to my town for a night
>we're excited, lusting after each other
>the day comes, i meet her at the bus stop
>happiest day of my life
>(keep in mind, this is my first gf because im a beta fuck)
>we already decided to stay at my friends place
>keep in mind shes extremely quiet
>we get to my friends place, shes not saying a fucking word to any of my friends
>friends bust out the weed
>everybody gets high as a motherfucker, except for her
>she wont even smoke weed even though she does every day at home
>whatever, doesnt bother me too much
>evenutally we end up leaving my friends place and going for a walk to some park
>we're kinda talking
>sitting on a playset thing
>i overcome my awkwardness and kiss her
>we make out for a bit
>she tells me to lay down
>i lay down
>she climbs on top of me and grinds the shit out of me
>fuckyes.gif
>im horny as fuck so im down to fuck literally anywhere
>shes like we're in public, not yet
>we keep doin our thing though
>evenutally shes like woah whats that?
>i jump up nervous its people or something
>its deer, a fuckton of deer
>i got cockblocked by fucking deer
>we decide to head back to the house

continuing

i know that feel Sup Forumsro

>blowjob for a few minutes
>got really hard
>stuck it in raw
>5 minutes
>didn't cum
>ate her out
>she jizzed all over me
>brushed my teeth
>she sucked some more
>ended up never busting
>cuddled

wat nervous about user?

Was in S.Korea (navy fag) and I picked up a prostitute. Honestly I was worried at first and asking if I was actually going to go through with it. Wound up being fucking amazing, she kept telling me to hurry up and not to make so much noise, super bossy and clearly knew what she was doing. She told me not to be nervous and proceeded to give me a bj. I lasted all of about 5 mins, I thought I loved her for a bit but then I realized I was being fucking retarded. Now I have a hooker fetish and I go see them every year. I either go to South East Asia, Japan, or S. Korea for vacation just to bang hookers and hang with the locals.

>pic not her but similar.

>we get back head to the basement since theres a side door
>everybody is upstairs
>i forgot to mention, this friends place is dirty as fuck.
>recycling bags, trash bags in the basement piled up, cig butts on the floor
>the choice of seating is an extemely old couch and two lawn chairs
>we take the couch
>we sit, talking, occasionally kissing or holding hands or some shit
>slowly, things start to escalate
>she slowly unbuttons my sweater
>fuck yes
>we're kissing and grinding hardcore
>diamonds
>suddenly the basement door opens
>panic
>make it look like we werent obviously just fucking around
>its my friend that has the place, his gf, and two other friends
>the two other friends come down first, see that we're kinda just there
>they nope the fuck out
>the gf comes down and nopes the fuck out too
>the friend that owns the place comes down and sighs and is like wtf
>"no greasy shit"
>we're like okay yeah
>he leaves
>we're back at it within 2 seconds of the door closing
>quieter though
>she's nervous somebody will come down again
>i start thinking with lower brain
>theres sheets draped around the area but they're tied up and not hanging because it used to be a "room"
>i see this and make it so you have to walk through a sheet to be able to see us
>it works, shes back on me
>dick outta the pants
>she starts blowing me, 5/10 bj
>we hear something outside, no worries, cant be seen anyways
>continue getting succ
>shes bored of it
>shes getting anxious so we slow down a bit and just sit
>evenutally start making out again
>basement door opens again, we're like oshit
>its my friend again
>"NO STAINS ON MY COUCH"
>slams door
>we laugh and continue

cont

>broke up with current gf
>got new gf
>decided i wanted old gf back
>she was with my mate
>got her back anyway
>went to bed
>put on condom
>fucked her for about 30-40 minutes
>she was still with my mate
>broke up with her a year later

So lost it whilst she was with another guy, feel like a dick for it but I was young and indecisive

Let the lies roll in...

yeah once you realize you can get sex for money ... it changes the whole equation.

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He had a problem using his teeth
But most boys do at that age

See I've never been able to blow a loud do to a blow job, multiple girls and it's never fucking happened I'll get hard I'll feel like it and then nothing. Only time I cum is when I'm buried in their ass or cunt. With a condom it's even more impossible, my last ex and I fucked for like an hour straight without me cumming because she insisted we use a condom that day. Literally went so long I tore through the condom.

better not be b8

>be 16 years old at the time
>only place to fuck without other people nearby is in a car
>proceed to have sex with girl for the first time
>lolwhatamIdoing.rar
>cum inside her after maybe 3 pumps
>Know nothing about birth control or condoms so immediately think she's going to be pregnant
>Break down in front of her on how I don't want to be a father.

Just makes it more convenient honestly, I now just stay focused on my studies and job. Then once a year I go to another country for about a month or so and just get it all out of my system.

>Pic isn't mine, I need to start taking pics of the girls I'm with.

>Be me
>17 dating a 23 year old
>Stay at his place from time to time
>He was a bit of an alcoholic, but I never drank with him until one night
>He buys tequila and wants me to drink with him
>Be young and stupid, so agree
>Tequila tastes terrible, so I chug it. Lightweight, so get drunk pretty quickly.
>So drunk, I lose my pants somehow during the night
>He brings up sex at some point and I tell him I want to
>Makes a show of taking me to his room, even though I had stayed with him a few times
>No time to waste, we just get down to it
>Get naked
>I drunkenly try to give him head for the first time
>He stops me and just pushes me back onto the bed
>Turns out he stopped me because he couldn't get hard. He says he drank too much
>He still wants to try to have sex anyway
>Prods at me with his floppy dick, but still can't get it up
>Shifts me around some into different positions, still not working
>Flops me around more. Has a semi now, but can only get the tip in
>He gets frustrated and gives up after awhile
>We just kind of passed out after that

I don't greentext often. So, sorry if it's terrible. lol

>tells me to lay down
>fuck yes
>climbs on
>fuck yes
>pauses
>im confused, ask her if she good homie
>she doesnt want me to watch while she takes her shirt off
>im like okay sure just let me get it in
>close eyes, evenutally she tells me to open them
>tits in my face
>continue grinding with her on top
>evenutally she tells me to close my eyes again, she takes off her pants and such
>open eyes, kiss her
>shes hesitant to insert, i say its okay we can take our time
>internally screaming for her to hurry up
>evenutally she says shes ready
>here it comes
>she puts it in
>its like warm apple pie
>we fuck for awhile in that position
>shes loving it
>i am too
>i should probably mention im still high as fuck
>evenutally she decides she wants to go doggy
>gets off
>gets in position and helps me get it in
>pounding away
>i ask if she wants me to pull her hair, she says yes
>shes moaning and being loud as fuck
>im probably loud as fuck too
>evenutally wants to switch back
>we switch back to cowgirl and shes riding for awhile
>she starts breathing faster
>this is it
>moaning and groaning and fucking loving it
>im going ham
>she sounds like she finally came
>pussyfarts.mp3
>wtf but okay i can dig it
>i make a fatal mistake
>"did you cum?"
>as soon as the words leave my mouth i realize i shouldnt have said it

7/10 would do again

oh shit i didnt cut the last line because there was too many lines, theres more
>"DONT ASK THAT" she says
>fuck
>shes fine though and she sits back, im still fucking hard and havent nutted yet
>she wont blow me
>attempt to teach her how to jerk cock
>shes failing at it
>i go at it for a little and cant get off
>shes kinda just looking at me
>i give up
>we slowly get dressed and decide to sleep because we're tired
>i have to piss
>i think the sex made me retarded
>i get up and piss on the floor in the corner
>fucking everywhere
>shes like wtf
>im like its fine nobody cares
>shes like okay then
>we sleep
>she leaves next morning
>we were together for about a month before she ghosted me and never talked to me again

7/10 would do again

bamp

>It was a good friend who just broke up with her boyfriend.
>It wasn't supposed to end up like that, i was just there for her to whine at.
>She wanted to throw a pity party but she also had just gotten a metric assload of birthday money.
>She decides we need to go on a road trip.
>We hop in my car and point south.
>We end up in Reno.
>She gets us a room and I think it's a mistake, It's a bridal suite.
>She pulls off her clothes and says "Seems a shame to waste it"
>We drove back three days later and she sent her ex pics of her with my dick in her.