ITT: we poorly describe movies and guess what they are. I'll start

ITT: we poorly describe movies and guess what they are. I'll start.

>be hard ass cop
>becomes guilty
>teams up with a criminal
>kills his brother
>proves he's innocent

Pic related: fucker killed one of my chicks

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beverly hills cocksucker

Wrong faggot

Judge Dredd

>1980's version, not new faggy version

Winrar, guy is a king

>be a faggot that goes left for a living
>the best at it
>get ass kicked and kissed by a french dude
>losses at going left
>eventual wins again

>be postman
>take a holiday on a quiet island
>best friend drowns
>come home to find wife with other man
>mfw
>go back to job as postman

Oh come on. Zoolander.

Cast away

Wrong

Lol you can't take a gay joke, plus that whole taledega movie was gay might as well just watch gay porn

>be retired guy
>really like doggos
>doggo dies
>come out of retirement to get another doggo
>get another doggo

Personally I like both movies. If it was a joke it sure wasn't lmao funny

John Wick

well done user

>be in a love triangle woth two dudes
>first dude dies
>falls for second dude
>second dude rips in gun wound
>leaves

>family with powers
>go to island
>save dad

the incredibles

>raised by niggers
>meets white girl
>lets her draw pics of niggers
>guy tries to put niggers in cages

Planet of the apes

>Autistic kid meets with crazy possibly pedophile old man
>Sandniggers kill old man and autistic kid accidentally travels back in time
>Now autistic kid's mom wants to fuck autistic kid

Tarzan

Futurama?

Talladega nights

Back to the future

yes indeed

>dies from cancer

>Old lady drugs woman
>Drugged woman gets gangraped by a bunch of miners

Sup Forums the movie

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>youtube.com/watch?v=-4Ojbi6lXQI

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

sleeping beauty

... the purge?

>see mom be naughty with a folklore personage as a kid
>get ptsd and end up killing people as an adult

I thought it was about your dad

>hanging out on ship with friends
>find cool place
>don't listen to rules and let friend back on ship
>everyone dies except one person and a cat
>fly away and go to bed

>be cop
>in a mall
>has mexican daughter
>saves everybody
>while driving on his scooter

A really good movie.

Mall cop?

Hot Tub Time Machine

Yes

>People are colors
>People try to solve rat problem
>people die

Alien

Yessir. Great movie.