How the fuck is Brady getting better with age?

How the fuck is Brady getting better with age?

experience.

he doesn't age.

He cleanses his dick with Brazilian pussy

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HGH keeps him young

Wine gets better with age

Its called experience you spastics.
How fucking idiotic are you people.

QB is not a position that requires huge levels of fitness. All it requires is strategy, calmness and a belief in your team

his game has never relied on athleticism, he ran a 6 second 40 a decade ago

his accuracy and decision making and ability to read defenses is whats made him good all his career, but because he doesnt scream off 50 audibles and yell omaha every 3 seconds nobody ever talks about his IQ and reads

And a good ice pack

>QB is not a position that requires huge levels of fitness
TOP KEK
Please restrain yourself from talking about football

Tom Brady's game involves throwing screen passes and 7-yard dump offs underneath coverage. The Patriots just dink and dunk you to death. It wouldn't work if he didn't have a great O-line and sure-handed receivers who run great routes. The thing that makes Brady great is his timing and accuracy. These qualities come from experience, not athleticism.

QB is obviously a heady position.

When the average person in the world is a mouthbreathing drooltard, and the average N.F.L. player a slight downtick from that, it isn't difficult to see why great QB's are so rare.

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It's true though.

because the AFC keeps getting worse

This is very simple
BRADY IS A SYSTEM QB

Maybe a player who succeeded would be a better example

>It wouldn't work if...

>he didn't have a great O-line

See: last year

>sure-handed receivers

Remember that year when Aaron fucking Dobson led the Pats in receiving yards?

>run great routes

I'll give you this one

Brady has the highest deep ball % in the entire league

he was very successful in D1 college. It's not the NFL, but it's still very competitive.

>Avocado Ice Cream
>Raw diet in the summer
>Protein heavy diet in the winter
>No alcohol
>No caffeine
>Absolutely zero strawberries
>A concentration elongating muscle weight training

this dude was unironically better than Andrew Cuck

what about all those deep pass user?

>futblol
>IQ

QB is a mental position

unless you run around all the time

EPO

you still need to throw. there are lots of smart people that are shit qbs.

Considering half a cripple won the superbowl last year. Brady, Eli, Peyton and Big Ben have 10 rings between them. I don't think being an athlete is necessary for being a QB. So he just gets better with age and experience.

good insight

He's never relied on a cannon arm.

He has seen more defenses than any other QB in the league.

He isn't sacked much because he gets the ball out so damn quick which the offense is designed around

>run great routes
kek
>hey Jules I need you to run a 4 yard slant on 3rd and 8, after you get lit up by the linebacker try to fight for the first down

>Absolutely zero strawberries


...why?

I love strawberries

Peyton was absolutely garbage last year though

Honest answer is that he signed a deal over a decade ago for a "blank check" on his piss tests. He can literally take anything he wants without repercussions of any kind. Originally it was supposed to be for an NFL PED study that they wanted to keep confidential and the league never expected this to happen. That's why Roger Goodell is so damn into busting him. When Paul Tagliabue made the original deal he assumed that with the violence inherent in the game Brady would have a relatively typical career and the league would get lots of information on the long-term effects of PED's.

17 years later this shit ain't funny anymore. Not only does Tom have quarterbacking super powers but he's got the league by the balls and if they try to force him out he'll spill the whole story to the press and he's got proof.

That motherfucker is going to be playing for ten more years. Count on it.

Plus more gear than a climber on K2

Something about red fruits (tomatoes, strawberries, etc) having trace amounts of toxins that build up in the body.

Is mostly bs though. Brady stays healthy because he has good genes and the best personal trainers in the world.

assuming this somehow isn't bait, how would PEDs even improve Brady's play? They don't prevent injuries and his game isn't reliant on strength/speed

>violence inherent in the game
what did Brady mean by this

Calm thyself, Swissbro

To keep what is left of his arm from aging. But it was definitely bait anyway

Favre was still throwing dragons when he had grey hair

>user hasn't witnessed the numerous Dragons that Brady tosses

You don't watch the Pats games, or you black out memories of them from frustration. Which is it?

>all steroids do is make you stronger

Underrated post

>Non-pliable QB

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Dude you obviously haven't watched any games the past few seasons that was the 2012 offense when hey didn't have any weapons

He doesn't like fruit very much

Throwing checkdowns and letting the defense carry the team. He's pretty much alex smith with a better team.

The only thing Brady would gain from steroids is faster recovery after games. He doesn't need the strength or minor improvements in speed. Steroids aren't going to save your joints and tendons either, so it's not like they would let him have a longer or injury free career.

>best YAC in the league
>no weapons

Great job passing, catching and blocking Tom you led the league in every stat again

makes me wonder if supposedly smart QBs like Fitzpatrick and Luck are either too smart for football, or are actually just mindlets who got legacy;d into good colleges and just overthink simple tasks.

There's a big difference between real intelligence and athletic/football instincts

Hardly. Cleverness is just quick, creative thought. It's the same shit for athletes and authors.

So all he does is whine ?

Haha.
Banter.

trips and he retires after getting hurt in the afc title game

kek says so

not even doubles lmao

>brady clearly has bone deformations

Has there been a bigger bust in Football?

he's managed to avoid the current dallas cowboys mainly.

I don't think Brady is on anything illegal, but it says right there that steroids stimulate the growth of muscle. This doesn't just mean getting bigger, it also means faster recovery time from injury and general wear and tear.

Usually there's physical signs of anything major.

>tfw too intelligent to be an elite quarterback.

>american athlete

No tomatoes

No Nightshades of any kind!

t. someone who has never played a contact sport in their life

Experience, he never had a cannon arm to begin with, rules heavily favor protecting the QB, etc.

>tfw to intelligent to win two rings for the broncos

>Experience, he never had a cannon arm to begin with, rules heavily favor protecting the QB, etc.

craziest thing is how easy he makes that look

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