WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A SIT DOWN MEAL WITH AN ADULT HUMAN FEMALE????
>bonus points for something you cooked
>double bonus points for her paying if you ate out
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A SIT DOWN MEAL WITH AN ADULT HUMAN FEMALE????
>bonus points for something you cooked
>double bonus points for her paying if you ate out
Coconut lime and ghost chilli bbq'd chicken
Shot was cash and gote laid
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TUCKED YOUR DICK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND DANCED AROUND LIKE A BITCH???
>ghost chilli
>not having fire shits
2010, and never again user. I prefer to eat in peace, and not have somebody harping at me about a million pointless things.
>jj
>adult
nope
Yesterday we went to brunch together
I just finished making my wife and I fajitas made with tortillas I made myself from scratch.
you're right, she's better than a adult
2014, only girl that ever showed interest in me. I was 18 or 19 and we made dinner together
July 29, 2012. Grilled some hamburgers on the grill the night before some drunk driver crashed into my fiancée.
Not including family, 2012.
Wasn't even a date, just a friend.
Never.
This wednesday off out with hottest of hot nurses, boom
Huehuehuehue
> I just had a girl smoke me out and take me out for pho.
> A week before that I had my gf buy me sushi
peng af
mad props that Howard Hughes would be jealous of
Maybe last year; can't remember
fine, gives you more room on the table for your fedora and your vape
>who am I kidding you never take that thing off you greasy fat fuck
nice
sounds pretty peng
where is her body buried?
was the grill chrome? No wonder she got crashed into - stop cooking on car grills
2012? Blame the mayans
wew
being in the hospital and having a nurse feed you is not a shared meal. Your bed sores and bed pans are also her responsibility. ew.
pho? damn son, free too. Winning.
i get all the points because mommy always takes me out to eat on sundays. and we ate chocolate cake yesterday that i made all by myself.
Why do you show us this cute litte TRANSSEXUAL boy?
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Last night when I made dinner for myself and girlfriend. Shrimp stir fry.
Last night with my mummy
Last night and every night
Today. Lunch was beef brisket, baked potatoes, and roasted corn on the cob. I cooked.
Dinner was a quick trip to subway. She paid.
Minus points for me since she's my wife
2 weeks ago, saw a movie too. She paid also and drove me. Was fun, plan on going somewhere again with her this weekend. Shes great honeslty both personality wise and hot af, sort of short and great figure.
Can only hope i can keep her honestly, i wish you guys luck on finding someone, the great ones exist, but the ones that are worth it are never easy :/
>Minus points for me since she's my wife
This, married as fuck. Last time I cooked was Sunday brunch, bacon, soft poached eggs and toast plus tea/coffee.
>She paid also and drove me
what a faggot
Never let the woman drive. deep down she wishes for someone better than you.
All of these options happen on a semi daily basis with girlfriend of five years. If these things are a bigot deal in your life you are doing something wrong.
sure faggot, sure.
like a year ago she invited me for some Chinese and paid for it.
Naw fam, she just wanted to drive lol.
Went out with qt 8/10 blasian former coworker like a week and a half ago. She lemme do about a half gram of her coke, bought me a few drinks and smoked me a big fat j. Tbh I think she might want the D, it's only hard to tell cause we've been friends for a few years and we've never both been single at the same time. She still has a bf but he's a piece of shit. What do Sup Forums? Do I make a move or wait til she gets more obvious about being into me?
Most people here are doing life wrong, you're the odd one here.
Depends on whether the boyfriend can kick your ass
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>dating a girl who's addicted to coke
>who already has a bf
>who's probably a nigger
>who probably has herpes
nah, enjoy your free coke and bounce on that shit famalam
This morning, i made breakfast, we went out for lunch afterwards.
I had a smoothie with this adult female last week no bulshit
Try reverse searching it
Faggots
fatasses
Six days ago. Salad with salmon and a cranberry ice tea. And then her cunt. Was good too.
No way in hell, he's a bitch
You make some good points, maybe I can get some pussy to go with the coke tho. Plus she's pushing a 9/10 tbh, she's hot af.
in n out burger isnt where you take a female.
if your female is absolute trash then that makes sense
peng. She's lucky to have a guy that can cook.
see above.
did you get food for the movie as well?
she wants that sauce of sum yung guy you fool.
what did you eat tho
you eat breakfast? I thought there were no morning people on Sup Forums
>cranberry
>eat her out
that's commitment
1
Just drinks. Saw guardians of the galaxy 2.
I had a milkshake actually, she bought that too.
very rude
when was the last time u followed Sup Forums instructions
>go to google
>type in "pimpsandhost" no space
>click images
>profit
>?????
Is 15 yo an adult? :3
its CP don't do it!!
Do you like the movie?
i take her other places too geeze calm down
Don't trust bitches that pay for your meal. They want to get knocked up by you. I know from experience.
About four weeks ago.
>McDick's ice cream at midnight
>she paid
And still, haven't gotten laid.
So would I get double bonus bonus points if she paid for the stuff I used to cook with?
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>getting mad at a guy for having more freedom than you
kek, not true. So deep into the friendzone that I might as well print a "beta male orbiter" on my forehead.
My friend has paid for my drinks when I went out with her, tea and other shit. Bought her things as well so it's mutual.
yep
triple word score
who is this
Made my girlfriend a full fry up breakfast in bed yesterday, everything, haggis, white pudding, the works. She came with me to Accident and Emergency the night before when I had to take my gran up to get checked out and we sat for literally 5 hours so I owed her even though she insisted it wasn't a hassle and she wanted to. I've got a good one.
idk does it matter?
Ay is that version of clover apk still available? All I can find is this new one
By girlfriend do you mean sister
>breakfast for gf in bed
>I've got a good one
Back in March, we split the bill
Last night, the night before and the night before that
I live with my girl
Come suck us off
>Never
Should I jus kill myself already?
today with mom
Yeah, every night. I'm married. I even went for a business lunch with a female colleague last week sometime.
>home cooked meals
with the rise of two parent working households and access to fast food it is a rarity that homes actually prepare food these days
you guys are a lucky rarity.
depends on your age.
It'll get better, man. There's hope for us.
Nah my sister is a lazy bitch, good luck getting her to take my gran anywhere.
I don't get it.
OP's girl is cutte.