Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 25 Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Laurel Halo, and each & every poster here -/p4k/ forever
Noah Roberts
fuck all of this. you may as well just kill this board, shill. because you are part of the overarching problem.
Ethan Perry
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
Ryder Lee
ian cohen has the look of someone who endured years of sexual abuse by an older male cousin but was too ashamed to ever say anything about to an adult bc he secretly enjoyed it and, in fact, even initiated it on a few occasions.
Jack Taylor
>OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 25 This seems low compared to previous years
Hudson Ward
daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year. beach house meme was best meme. p4k shill was never real. rape meme guy is good content guy when he posts from his phone.
David James
What's everyone listening to?
Ryder Martin
That's oddly specific Is there anything you want to talk about?
Nicholas Wilson
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Angel Bennett
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Jayden Smith
who /survivor/ here?
Samuel Hernandez
which Pitchfork staff have fucked each other?
Jacob White
better question: what p4k-ers have you fapped it to?
Evan Martin
>Not knowing harmless p4k threads have been part of board culture for years You have to go back.
Isaiah Turner
i can't wait until p4k goes bankrupt and i don't have to come here every night anymore.
Jose Thomas
>reading comprehension
Jose Davis
pitchfork is terrible
Wyatt Hill
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Can 6.4 by Andy Beta Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit 6.3 by Sam Sodomsky Glen Campbell 5.7 by Stephen Thomas Erlewine UMFANG 7.8 by Philip Sherburne
Tyler Rodriguez
jason isbell btfo. why can't white men do anything right? just give up already.
Josiah Thompson
>getting a high score from p4k = you're doing it right
