Green text: tard edition
Green text: tard edition
Sebastian Ortiz
Hunter Roberts
>be me, age 10
>have ADHD
>don't really consider myself a total tard, just socially awkward
>take the tard bus to school
>people legit think I'm a tard
>people get surprised when I act semi-normally
>only occasionally do stuff that is tardy
>one day I get off the tard bus and this fat downie kid falls on her face off the bus
>cries like a dying pig on helium
>accuses me of tripping her when green, sticky snot flies all over the place as she yells
>some gets on my face
>megapissed.bml
>attack her for real
>crushes me under her fat, smelly tard body
>get suspended for assaulting a disabled person
>and that was the day that my ADHD turned into autism
John Turner
>be me yesterday
>at campus, things are pretty chill
>friend and i see this autistic looking humanoid walk past us
>throw a pebble at it
>the autist fucking loses it and shits its pants
>my friend and I are laughing our asses off
>then the autist throws his soiled, shitty pants at us
>hits friend right in the face
>autist runs away
My friend spent 3 hours in the shower vomiting and trying to clean himself up. And i say "it" because we couldnt tell if the autist was a girl or a boy
Landon Wood
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Ryan Moore
Bump
Dominic Foster
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Eli Jackson
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Luis Rivera
I have a ton of these
Angel Rogers
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Jose Ross
... And a Sup Forums pass, so I'm going to dump them quickly
John Thomas
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Jayden Nguyen
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Aaron Brooks
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Dominic Flores
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Ayden Murphy
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Oliver Bell
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Dominic Campbell
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Jason Bailey
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Austin Mitchell
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Caleb Bailey
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Grayson Morales
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Zachary Anderson
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Gabriel Moore
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Jack Cooper
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Matthew Ross
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Hunter Lopez
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David Williams
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Kayden Rivera
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Matthew Diaz
I'll bump
David Diaz
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Parker Taylor
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Luke Hall
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Leo Rivera
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Elijah Walker
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Nathan Lee
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Adrian Morgan
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Daniel Jones
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Charles Ross
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Isaac Price
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Angel Young
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Camden Hill
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Luke Murphy
Finishing it off with the greatest tard story ever told on Sup Forums
Jonathan Wright
Your friend deserved it. You're a faggot. And I'm the guy who dumped the rest of the tard stories here.
You and your friend are the retards.
James Parker
Good shit
Jayden Hall
Thanks man :)