Why does this exist?

Why does this exist?

because we are getting weaker as a species each generation and are likely to die out

fpbp

>rule 34 of capitalism
>if there is a market for it, there is a product
not hating capitalism but its just the case that if there is a market for this shit, then someone will make it. Its not the producers who are at fault, its the consumer

I can't imagine what would be story of this.

To get money. Simple as that.

this

its probably going to be like "inside out" but with a phone instead of a human

Thank you, but what is Inside out? Honestly it sounds like porn.

it also looks like it will be a little like wreck it ralph
>me no wanna be ________
>me break out of game/phone
but each of the trailers seem to show a different plot

>daddy poop: what do we do after we go potty?
>lil poop: we wash our hands?
>daddy n lil poop: *laugh*
>daddy n lil poop: we're number 2!
>daddy n lil poop: we're number 2!

looks like it will be movie of the year

whatever it is I hope it fails
I doubt any Normie can like this

>I doubt any Normie can like this
You underestimate how dumb they can be.

oh shut up don't act like the fucks on Sup Forums are any smarter than normies

>fucks on Sup Forums are any smarter than normies
Well of course we are! We are last patrician of this damned world, and we are better than normalfags in every possible way!

...... holy fuck......

Headbutt a spinning blender until you quit breathing

wouldn't call any degenerate on this site a patrician

Well maybe YOU are the normalfags!

normies do seem to be happier.
so i don't think so.

Happiness is a side effect of ignorance.

Ignorance is bliss, after all.

Doesn't matter I will REEEEEEEE you out with my wizards power and by this Pepe!

HA!
i am a level 20 warlock what makes you think you can beat me.

Well I am level 29! I will ascend to wizardhood soon and I will crush your pathethic lifes!

Because emoji are dope?

Get off you Le Wrong Generation high horse you bunch of fuckwads. Pictures that are specifically designed to convey meaning and emotion, and people don't think there's any possibility of decent storytelling coming from that?

Sorry you're so emotionally scarred/unavailable that the idea of punctuating a message with a smile or a crying face is so alien to you.

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> Pictures that are specifically designed to convey meaning and emotion

oh yea?
whats next a movie about memes

Pasterino

Stop. Dont give them more ideas

normalfags made fidget spinners and pokemon Go popular so its still possible that they are stupid enough to make this a success

i thought fidget spinners were for people with autism

Capitalizing on a social phenomenon for easy cash.

Is that hard to understand?

Maybe. I'm not about to completely dismiss it.

Everyone bitching about the emoji movie seems to be like the comments under a Lil Wayne video bitching about how shit his music is, seemingly unaware that life would go on just the same if they didn't seek out things they don't enjoy.

I hope this film breaks a billi. I hope this film gets an oscar. I hope this film makes it to the top of the IMDB top 250

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