As the result of a nuclear war, you're the last man alive and these dykes are the last two cumdumpsters

As the result of a nuclear war, you're the last man alive and these dykes are the last two cumdumpsters.

What do?

maybe it's time to quit posting

Would fuck the skinny one, it doesn't even need to be the end of the world

Forced medical experimentation.

I am fucking the fat one because her offspring will be healthier and the fate of mankind depends on healthy offspring

Kill both, then an hero with dignity

Kill female version of Gabe, use her body to maintain decent life in those conditions, because, naturally, I'd be in the wilderness away from civilization (assuming that's where the nukes were dropped), bones for tools, fat to burn fire, etc. other chick, use for sexual relief, be bottom bitch (due to cicumstance, naturally) pick some berries and shit unless she's a dumb bitch in which case only keep her barely alive for beforementioned

Force them into humiliating cosplay for my amusement.

Any ideas?

I would only fuck the skinny one (happily, she is pretty cute) and be mean as fuck to the fat one.

Dress the fat one up like a cow and milk her. Cowprint body paint, horns, everything.

Turn the skinny one into a puppygirl?

this is the only answer
but he's even more right

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More....?

Unable to choose, combine the two just like the movie human centipede, start walking with sticks to look like a centipede as well, make new centipede master race.

Didn't people just get sewn ass-to-mouth in that movie?

Cowbro?

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I can understand myself being a survivor as I'm great. How the fuck did these two remain alive?

Right.

Cowgirl, technically.

If we're talking fantasy science experiments, then I find a lab somewhere and begin the process of altering their DNA to literally transform them into animalgirls.

Fatty gets extra tits, or an udder, and is unable to speak without mooing like an idiot.

I hope the fat one is working on HL3

Let's be honest here for a second.
About 66% of Sup Forums's population wouldn't be able to get a conversation with them going even if it was the end of the world. About 30% of those who could would be to unfit to even challenge them. You're either lardasses who couldn't climb a mountain if your life depended on it, or you're skinny white dudes who wouldn't stand a chance against both of them combined. The 4% left might be able to establish a position of power, which they would have to give up because there would be an interdependency to be able to survive in a world where only three people are alive.

Enpregnant the right one every 9 months, the other one raises the kids

Cut off cock. It's time to end it.

proceed to dump cum

Id fuck the one on the right while leftie eats my ass, as soon as I nut she would get ass blasted

This is all true, but there's also nothing keeping them from just wandering off to try and survive by themselves when they realize the only other person alive is one random 4channer.

I dont know why but seeing the heads of women who would never do porn even if their lives depended on it get slapped onto another whore's body is fucking gold.

>dykes
... Ask them to let me watch and rub one out to shit tier amateur lesbian porn?

Which would look better hitched to a breeding pole?

You might have to do that at gunpoint, mate.

You can't post Jynx Maze and then expect me to go back to the uggos.

Better question is which would look better knocked up as a result?

Make kids with the skinny bitch, and kill the fatty just for funzies.

Fuck the fattie from behind and the skinny goes on top to do all the work.

Impregnate both, get more genetical variety

Pffft, fuck fatty from the front so you can slap that fat face, udders and pig belly around while she screams and tries to squirm away.