PROVE YOU ARE AMERICAN! None of this 'Murrica shit y'all know what I am talking about
This nation was founded on being free and kicking the shit out of the evils that beset mankind. We had a rough start, only a few in the country had rights But we got better Our laws are subject to change by the will of the people We extend rights to as many people as we can We topple dictatorships and give power to the people (even if goddamn fucking arab nations are too stupid to make use of it) We've got ignorant shitheads sure, but we also have some of the greatest scientific advances and technopoles
you fucking think if China, North Korea, or Durka Durkastan had our military that they wouldn't immediately try and conquer the world? Call us what you will, but secretly be glad the USA exists
>I am a real American >fight for the rights of every man
Asher Brown
Amen Brother!
Chase Anderson
i'm a racist idiot and a secret fag
Lucas Long
>racist Get the fuck out of here America accepts everyone if they are willing to uphold the rights of others
Doesn't matter what shade you are
Jacob Jones
>racist Oh so you are a social justice warrior?
You hate whites and believe brown people aren't smart enough to fend for themselves?
Cameron Johnson
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Josiah Baker
i can walk into my local gun store and walk out with a pistol, a 33 round magazine and several boxes of ammo in under 20 minutes.
Jordan Davis
>you fucking think if China, North Korea, or Durka Durkastan had our military that they wouldn't immediately try and conquer the world? >YFW despite its flaws the USA are are at least trying to be the good guys
Cameron Diaz
Glad to hear you have a clean criminal record
Alexander Harris
>secret fag Ain't nothing wrong with being a dude and wanting to bang other dudes user
>Racist Why and how do you define racism?
Juan Martin
its not super clean. i have been arrested twice for misdemeanor marijuana possession. >criminal record >can still by guns with no problem >even have my CCW >fuck i love this country
Wyatt Howard
oreos wraped in bacon and inserted into my ass
Eli Davis
Consumerism was a mistake The USA needs to get back to doing what it does best
Producing scary as fuck war machines and really high quality manufactured trade goods
Bring back the middle class We're infested by a few greedy fucks that are abusing the glorious free market capitalism that used to bring so much prosperity and progress
Connor Jackson
I'm intelligent, well-educated, have all my teeth, I can speak and write English correctly, I don't fuck over my fellow countrymen for a buck... Fuck, I just remembered I'm Engish, so all you retarded fuckwits across the pond can wallow in your shit-hole.
Landon Morales
And you got dead kids and diversity
Mason Lee
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Gabriel Hill
Is that shit any good? Compare it to code red. I seen one of these the other day but decided against it
William Miller
>had a rough start Fuck you nigger scum! Every nation in the world used slavery in those times! It was America that decided it was wrong based on our constitution and decided to end it using our bitch Britain to test the theory first
John Hall
It is pretty good, not going to lie
Wyatt Taylor
It is cute when Americans think all the BS is real.
Especially when they think their GDP is their wealth. That shit is funny as fuck.
It shows the lack of knowledge of their own country.
And the sad part, if you ask all Americans over 18, what the stars and stripes represent on the flag, a huge percentage will have no clue.
In fact they wouldn't know there is 50 stars and 13 bars.
America has and always will be the land of the ignorant, fed lies by their media.
