ITT: most artistic thing you have ever done

ITT: most artistic thing you have ever done

I did this without a reference, or a template to color on.

Oh, i did this without a reference too.

i gave myself a tattoo of a stick man on the back of my leg

I once purposely took a shower with all my clothes on

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Fuck autocorrect

Ive dont this too
Kinda nice tbh, would do again,

I'm learning metalsmithing. I made this Dishonored brooch pin about a year ago. Probably my favorite project.

Fucked your sister while breakdancing.

>brooch pin
are you some kind of faggot?

wrote a piece using the octatonic scale for a music theory class in college titled "procession of the midgets". it was well-received and I got an A

Also I started doing ms paint album covers for a little while.

Took a shit and it was in a perfect standing up T shape.

It was fucking amazing. When I flushed the turd it was like a lighthouse in a storm.

Pic related

Slashed up my gf's torso and used the blood to draw on her.
It's not that I'm trying to be edgy, I just honest to god have never done anything more artistic than that. I know it's a low bar.

OP here.
Hey man fuck you. I make a bunch of masculine brooches other than this. It's the trend of the future faggot you watch. I normally do savage lily brooches too so I'll wear one when I kick your ass and then fuck it.

Is that... Is that a penis?

It's not your fault that most chicks have zero self-esteem, user.

Not that I know of why do you ask?

No it's clearly a thumb, m8.

Yeah I was having trouble drawing both the eyes and the saxaphone so I made the sax a penis and made his eyes wide and staring at it.

I want to disagree with you, I mean I just date a lot of masochists and freaks. It's not necessarily about self-esteem. But yeah usually it is, they tend to be pretty mixed up.

I was the op of a Sup Forums thread about 7 years ago.

I just realized. Did you mean autistic?

I made a distressed cat

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I think what I should say is that I was an amazing artist in gradeschool because they pumped me full of add meds and I couldn't stop drawing so I did a drawing of my own skull by feel. Touching the cheekbones, referencing size with my pencil and such...
But it's not true. The most artistic thing I've done is my life. The life of an intellectual that studies history in his basement, then goes to drag racing events with his family and gets into bloody fights for fun while screaming lyrics to Disturbed. Explains Muslim politics before having a bear knuckles brawl with my family.

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looks dope man, props

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i painted this picture of serge gainsbourg today. it's my first time doing any digital painting. i'm trying to blend the paints right now but it looks weird and smooth.

Takes back memories of playing "Two Cool Dudes" on Sega Genesis.

That is not a cat.

Open a multi million dollar restaurant with me as the chef and it being my own menu. It was successful

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My friends and I drive around at like 2 am dropping bags of tendies off at peoples homes. We would just leave the bag on there drive way and text them "The Tendies Have Arrived." from an unknown number. We literally drive around in an illegally tinted black car dropping paper bags off at peoples homes in the dead of night. It looks like we are trying to murder people, but in reality we are just dropping tendies off

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I made this

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like

saying the word "tendies" is more autistic than the story

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He said artistic not autistic you fucking baboon.

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please never post again mr supreme gentleman

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i drew pic related once

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probably why all porportions are wrong

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Where's yours?

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>Closest to an interesting thread on Sup Forums we've had in a while
>Spammed by shitty pictures of cats.

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it's got a fidget spinner for an eye

Kek I knew it

>at peoples homes
>text them

Because people post their phone number on their home

your cats are spooking me

Posted to Sup Forums on my phone

Why's he got a fidget spinner in his eye?

Msaturbsted at a public park in the middle of the night

Cuz one eye has this rotating microscope thing.

Shit, when I was in the catalog, I read that as "most autistic thing you have ever done"

Guess I'll stick to my assumed narrative. Here goes!

>be me back in high school
>taking theatre
>also into fine art nudes, among many other types of photography
>am a photographer
>have some fine art nude photographs artfully integrated into the custom UI of my phone
>one of the lads in my theatre class takes notice of these on my phone
>perceives it like porn
>thinks it would be funny to suggest I offensively show the females in the class
>understand his position, and completely agree because dumb fucking humor
>display it to the females
>one of them freaks out
>tells the teacher
>teacher is a woman
>teacher takes me outside to interrogate me and what not
>plot my defense
>attempt to say "They are artistic nudes!"
>instead manage to muster "Artistic art!"
>have never felt more ashamed in my life

Did anyone else here masturbate by lying on their stomach and sliding their dick up and down their thumbs?

Also when did you have your first erection? I remember getting boners when I was 5 or 6!

These are all inside of the uncanny valley.
Nightmare fuel user

>everytime

These are absolutely beautiful

Something more abstract

Trips checked

I love this picture

Nobody deserves that many (You)s.
You could have done that with one post.

i did this on paint.

Nice

are those fly swatters or oars?

I pooped in my teacher's purse at school about 10 years ago or so. No one ever knew it was me, but deep down everyone knew it was the ultimate demonstration of art.

>what the fuck is-
oh
its a jew

Did this few days ago