I am upstairs in our new apartment and I hear that (as of 3hrs ago EX) GF just got home...

I am upstairs in our new apartment and I hear that (as of 3hrs ago EX) GF just got home. We are not speaking and are working out just how to be roommates. I just know she is going to try and start shit but i won't play her game. If she opens the bedroom door...dubs say what I tell her.

Please leave.

If I waste any more energy arguing with you, I won't have any left to fuck your mother

I tested positive for HIV. You better get tested.

Fuck me hard daddy.

so far this is my best card.

how about if dubs you leave and never return to Sup Forums

Just cuz you have a bigger dick than me doesn't mean you can come barging in here, Tod!

I just had the best dream about getting gang-banged by Morgan Freeman and the Blue Man Group

I am the dungeon master.

My ass tastes like FREEDOM

And who are you, to come before me?

Just:

hey bby u want sum cawk

tell her you love her and want her back so, so badly

fucking checked

win

OP here. fuck. ok.

>semicolon rules
>next post winrar

Get the flick out of my room I'm playing minecraft!

My asparagus tastes like cock

Aha! Speaking of dried up produce...!

GTFO before I suck your ass

Shit on her side of the bed and call it a night

that sounds tempting but i am in adjacent room on this shit board

Followed by suck my cock

Roll

This

Rolling

Reroll

so shit on her side of the bed and post results

"Git on this dick bitch"

get back to work

Niggers gonna nigg