I am upstairs in our new apartment and I hear that (as of 3hrs ago EX) GF just got home. We are not speaking and are working out just how to be roommates. I just know she is going to try and start shit but i won't play her game. If she opens the bedroom door...dubs say what I tell her.
I am upstairs in our new apartment and I hear that (as of 3hrs ago EX) GF just got home...
Please leave.
If I waste any more energy arguing with you, I won't have any left to fuck your mother
I tested positive for HIV. You better get tested.
Fuck me hard daddy.
so far this is my best card.
how about if dubs you leave and never return to Sup Forums
Just cuz you have a bigger dick than me doesn't mean you can come barging in here, Tod!
I just had the best dream about getting gang-banged by Morgan Freeman and the Blue Man Group
I am the dungeon master.
My ass tastes like FREEDOM
And who are you, to come before me?
Just:
hey bby u want sum cawk
tell her you love her and want her back so, so badly
fucking checked
win
OP here. fuck. ok.
>semicolon rules
>next post winrar
Get the flick out of my room I'm playing minecraft!
My asparagus tastes like cock
Aha! Speaking of dried up produce...!
GTFO before I suck your ass
Shit on her side of the bed and call it a night
that sounds tempting but i am in adjacent room on this shit board
Followed by suck my cock
Roll
This
Rolling
Reroll
so shit on her side of the bed and post results
"Git on this dick bitch"
get back to work
Niggers gonna nigg